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Tokoyami groaned as he slammed his pillow over his face, he had been trying to sleep for the last three hours and he still hadn’t gotten a wink of it yet.

“I don’t think smothering yourself would work well, Fumi.” He moved the pillow and glared at Dark Shadow.

“The darkness calls, it doesn’t matter how you answer.” Dark Shadow only stared at him before cackling.

“Whatever, Fumi!” Dark Shadow seemed to dance around a little before gasping “Maybe we can ask Midoriya for help! He knows things!”Tokoyami sighed again and stood up.

“We shall not bother the light with issues related to the dark.” Dark Shadow huffed and crossed their arms.

“Why nooooot?” Dark Shadow whined “He’s our friend right? Won't he like helping?” Tokoyami sighed again.

“For the last time Dark Shadow, he is likely asleep, we must not bother him with frivolous things.” He stood up and opened the door, checking to see anyone before going to the stairs.

“What are we doing?” Dark Shadow whispered as Tokoyami walked down the stairs.

“We are attempting a ritual to calm the beast,” Dark Shadow only stared at him before he sighed “We are getting a calming drink to try and sleep.”

Going down the stairs as silently as possible he walked to the common area, looking around to make sure no one else was there, before going to the kitchen. Normally the entire area was shrouded in darkness, but this time it seemed like someone was in the kitchen, two someones.

“Thanks again for the notes man,” Looking in he could see Kaminari and Midoriya sitting at the island, both with notebooks, pencils, books, and highlighters “I seriously could not understand half of the stuff Midnight Sensei was saying.”

“She does usually go on long tangents, but they also help give insight into the art she’s talking about, it’s really interesting to see how she interprets the art, even if everyone sometimes ignores it.” Kaminari stared at Midoriya for a moment before sighing and banging his head on the table.

“Your brain is fucking crazy man.”

“Thank you?” Midoriya seemed to finally notice Tokoyami and Dark Shadow standing in the door way, he smiled sheepishly “Sorry guys, did we wake you up?”

“The darkness had not been answering my calls, your chatter hasn’t affected me.”

“What?”

“That’s good,” Kaminari looked between them, shocked that Midoriya had even understood the other teen “Did you need something though? You don’t normally walk around at...1 am.”

“I was looking for a soothing potion that would quench my thirst.”

“Yaomomo just got some new teas, she said the lavender one helps a lot.” Tokoyami nodded and went to the cabinet, pulling out all of the supplies and turning the stove on.

“Why don’t you just microwave the cup?”

“It is not the same Kaminari, I do not expect a being of light to understand.”

“What counts as a being of light?”

“I think he means someone with a cheery personality,” They both looked to Midoriya “Or someone you hold in high regard, you’ve called me a ‘being of light’ a few times and it’s usually when I’m nice to you.”

“Midoriya is correct, someone who is untouched by the darkness or has been affected yet still shines brightly.”

“Aw! Tokoyami that’s so sweet!”

“Why am I not a being of light?!” Dark Shadow shouted, crossing their arms.

“Because you are the bane of my existence,” The two other teens laughed while the shadow bird glared. “Why are you two awake at the witching hour?”

“Witching hour is actually 3 am, though I’m sure we’ll still be awake by then.”

“I hope not,” Kaminari slumped over the counter “I wanted to be awake for English this time!”

“I think Mic Sensei let’s you sleep because you have an A in that class.”

“I know but his class is so fun!” Tokoyami watched go back and forth, still waiting for a reply.

“But um…” Izuku rubbed the back of his neck “I have pretty bad insomnia, it usually acts up when we have projects or if something new happened with a fixation I really like.”

“What sirens call have you answered recently?”

“Oh! There was this new underground hero that came out recently and they have a really interesting quirk and fighting style, especially for underground work! I wanted to look at some found footage of them so I did, but then I remembered we had a project for Midnight Sensei so I was going to work on that and then I got a text from Kaminari asking if he could borrow some notes and now we’re here.”

“I don’t get how you understand half the things he says,” Kaminari turned to Tokoyami “No offense obviously, I love the way you talk but my brain cannot keep up with some of that,” Tokoyami tilted his head in question “I have ADHD.”

“I understand, the monsters of the mind make it hard to keep the monsters of night at bay.” Kaminari stared at him for a moment before looking to Izuku.

“He means that ADHD makes it hard to sleep at night.”

“Oh! Totally man! What about you?”

“The night calls for me but the sleeping temptress wishes for my presence.”

“Because of your quirk right? Dark Shadow must be more active at night due to the darkness and your quirk being more powerful without light, have you tried maybe having a light on at night? If it bothers you then you could use one of those eyes covers, then after school you could keep your room dark and let Dark Shadow run around.”

“I...hadn’t thought of that, I will attempt that.”

“Midoriya’s really good at problem solving.” Izuku blushed a little and laughed.

“Thank you Kaminari,” Tokoyami finished making the tea and poured three cups, setting the other two near them “Oh! Thank you Tokoyami!”

“Hm...would either of you mind if I joined this...coven of school work?” The other two looked at each other before smiling at Tokoyami.

“Of course you can join us!”

“Then I shall return with the tomes of knowledge.”

Tokoyami soon came back with a few of their textbooks and his own supplies. They were all working pretty quietly with a few questions thrown around if any of them got stuck on the work.

None of them seemed to notice how long they had been working until Aizawa walked into the kitchen and stared at them.

“What are you three doing up?”

“Crap! What time is it?!” Kaminari looked at his phone before slamming his head on the table “Damn it! I wanted to actually try and sleep!” He groaned into the book he had open while Izuku patted his back.

“Sorry Aizawa Sensei, none of us could sleep so we were working on school work until we felt tired...guess that didn’t happen.” The teacher sighed and looked at his watch.

“You still have about two hours until you need to actually be awake and get around, I suggest you get some sleep.” Kaminari just groaned again while Izuku looked around awkwardly.

“Actually I have to get around for my exercises and I usually spar with Kacchan so...I’ll just be going,” He gathered his things “Good luck with a nap Kaminari and let me know if that trick works Tokoyami!”

“I will inform you if the temptress wins.”

“Bye Mido!” Aizawa rolled his eyes at the students, starting to usher Kaminari to his room while Tokoyami cleaned up the kitchen.

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Kaminari Denki added Midoriya Izuku and Tokoyami Fumikage to Insomnia Squad

Kaminari Denki: welcome >:) I have gathered you here for our school work coven

Midoriya Izuku: :000 This is such a good idea Kaminari!!!

Tokoyami Fumikage: What is the true purpose of this domain?

Kaminari Denki: um?? freidns?? idk

Kaminari Denki changed their name to Static Shock

Static Shock: Im trying to bond man

Tokoyami Fumikage: I see.

Tokoyami Fumikage changed their name to XxTheDarknessxX

Static Shock: Im surprised but also not??

Midoriya Izuku: I like the name!!! Very nice!!

XxTheDarknessxX: The light has approved and therefore I win.

Static Shock: Midoriya!!! you gotta change your name now!!

Midoriya Izuku: Ok!

Midoriya Izuku changed their name to Beetlejuice

Static Shock: can I ask why??

Beetlejuice: Say my name three times and I appear :)

XxTheDarknessxX: I feel fear from the light.

Beetlejuice: Also! If this is for people with insomnia I have some friends we should add!

XxTheDarknessxX: As do I.

Static Shock: go for it my mens

Beetlejuice added Shinsou Hitoshi and Hatsumei Mei

XxTheDarknessxX added Kaibara Sen, Kodai Yui, and Kuroiro Shihai

Static Shock added Jiro Kyoka

Jiro Kyoka: Why?

Static Shock: friends :)

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Insomnia Squad

Shinsou Hitoshi: lmao Izuku is your name a reference to that time Mei spoke you into existence?

Bettlejuice: I appear :)

Static Shock: Um???? Context?????

Shinsou Hitoshi: No

Hatsumei Mei: IZUKU I MISSSED YOU!!!!! I NEED YOU TO TRY AND BREAK SOME OF MY BABIES

Kuroiro Shihai: I’m usually one for dark themes but I think we all draw the line at child murder.

Kaibara Sen: She means the tools and weapons she makes, she’s asked me a few times to try and break them

Kaibara Sen: Also who are you people?

Beetlejuice: HI! My names Midoriya Izuku! You’re the one with the gyrate quirk right? I have a few questions if you’d be willing to answer them :) quirks really interest me and yours can be applied in really interesting ways!

Kaibara Sen: Right, you’re the one that gets hurt a lot and is weirdly friend

Beetlejuice: Luckily I’ve stopped getting hurt as much!

Shinsou Hitoshi: Untrue I saw you eat shit on the stairs early

Beetlejuice: Lock your window tonight :)

Static Shock: I forget Midoriya can be so scary sometimes???? My mans just looks so nice and then hes asuddently a rabbid dog darking at you

Hatsumei Mei: YOU’RE KAMINARI RIGHT? YOU SHOULD TURN ON AUTO CORRECT

Kuroiro Shihai: Why are you screaming? If it’s into the void I understand

Hatsumei Mei: I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE MY PHONE THE OTHER DAY AND HAVEN’T BOTHERED TO FIX IT

Jiro Kyoka: I love the energy already, so what is this Kami?

Static Shock: Well Tokoyami ran into me and Mido down stairs working the other night and I thought we should make a chqt for insomiacs

Kuroiro Shihai has changed their name to The Void

The Void: I agree with the shouting one you should turn on auto correct

Static Shock: but it’ll get rid of my sparkle!

Shinsou Hitoshi: I thought the sparkle was mental illness

Static Shock: That to

The Void changed Kaibara Sen to The Brain Cell

The Void: I’m sure with support girl and the mumbling one we have very smart people in the chat but he’s the only one who hasn’t exploded and/or hurt himself doing basic things

The Brain Cell: I feel proud yet disappointed with this title

Jiro Kyoka: He kinda right though

Beetlejuice: I wanna be offended on behalf of myself and my friends but I’ve also seen Aizawa Sensei down a bottle of tylenol before going into class ://

The Brain Cell: We’ve seen Vlad Sensei do the same so don’t feel to bad

Hatsumei Mei: POWER LOADER SENSEI DOES THE SAME BUT LIKE TWO BOTTLES AND ITS USUALLY JUST ME :DDDD

Hatsumei Mei changed their name to CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK: I THOUGHT IT WAS APPROPRIATE

Static Shock: lmao you should get that fixed tho

CAPSLOCK: THIS SMALL INCONVENIENCE IS NOT IMPORTANT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS

Shinsou Hitoshi: Me about living

Beetlejuice: Me about living

Beetlejuice: same brain

Shinsou Hitoshi changed their name to Same Brain

Same Brain: I didn’t have any ideas but I feel like this fits

Static Shock: me hwen I ha ve to write any school paper

Beetlejuice: I told you I can help Kaminari!!! I think it’s fun when we work together!!!

Jiro Kyoka: lmao he shocked his phone, it’ll turn back on in a second

Jiro Kyoka changed their name to Tired Of Hearing

XxTheDarknessxX: Same

Kodai Yui: I don’t think I’ll talk much here but it’s nice to meet you all

The Void changed Kodai Yui to Lurker

Beetlejuice: That’s ok! It was good to meet you!

Lurker:….why is he so happy all the time?

XxTheDarknessxX: We have yet to figure out

Static Shock: I think he’s high all the time

Same Brain: He did give me and Mei edibles once

Tired Of Hearing: I’m sorry Midoriya’s a stoner????

Static Shock: yeah???? why do you think us two are Sero hang out so much????

XxTheDarknessxX: There are many things hard to find in the light

The Void: It’s brightness blinds you from the evil it protects you from

Static Shock: Oh god theres tow of them

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Same Brain: Thought I should tell you all that Izuku did infact break into my room last night, I did not lock my window like he warned me

Beetlejuice: :)))

CAPSLOCK: HE DID WARN YOU HITOSHI AND HE RARELY DOES THAT

The Void: You truly live up to your name don’t you?

Beetlejuice: >:)))

The Brain Cell: It’s so sweet yet menacing

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The Red String Board

Conspiracy: Izuku I have a question that Kaminari has brought to my attention

Evidence: Of course Sho! What’s up?

Conspiracy: Are you so happy because you’re high all the time?

Evidence: Nope! I only really do edibles and even then maybe once every few weeks or so, but Kaminari and Sero say I make really good baked goods!!

Theory: It’s true, my mans is the perfect male wife

Conspiracy: He’s set the kitchen on fire more than I have Kaminari

Evidence: Kacchan told you guys I can only make like two things!!! It’s not my fault you didn’t listen!!!

Theory: and you make tose two things really well

Theory: ANUWAY shouto I have a new theory

Theory: Mido is secretly related to Miruko

Conspiracy: It finally all makes sense

Evidence: No it doesn’t

Conspiracy: Silence, that is what you want us to think, you work for the man!

Theory: Yeah! You work for the man!

Theory: whos the man?

Evidence: It would be either Principal Nedzu or All Might right? Because I’m assuming we’re talking in a school bases but if we’re talking about the world then maybe the HC?

Conspiracy: I’m saying All Might because I’m still not convinced you aren’t related and Miruko and All Might didn’t have a secret love affair which resulted in you and you were put up for adoption and your (lovely) mother adopted you (because she is a vey nice woman who I love very much)

Evidence: idk how to react cause you called my mom a lot of nice things but you also said she wasn’t my real mom :///

Theory: Are you saying that if you were adopted you wouldn’t love your mom the same? I’m telling Shinsou!

Evidence: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT KAMINARI

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Insomnia Squad

Static Shock: guys Mido doesn’t thin k adoption is real

Same Brain: tisk tisk Izuku :/

Beetlejuice: you both better lock your windows because I will use Float and Blackwhip to get your asses

XxTheDarknessxX: Would you like us to summon your spirits in the court of law?

Static Shock: I’m a furm beleiver that if Mido kills someone they desevr it

The Brain Cell: He’s gonna kill you though

Static Shock: I porlly had it coming

Static Shock: idk man Mido smiles at me and I forget that he could dead lift me and throw me out a windpw

CAPSLOCK: HIS SMILE DOES DO THAT

The Void: Truly someone of light, yet he understands the darkness

Beetlejuice: My mom always said I was like the light at the end of the tunnel :)

Tired Of Hearing: I’m not crying you are

Beetlejuice: Jiro!!! I didn’t mean to make you cry :((

XxTheDarknessxX: The light was to bright for her to withstand, we have lost another yet gained a spirit to summon during the summoning

The Void: btw me and Tokoyami are gonna summon stuff in his room later if any of you wanna come

Same Brain: Apparently me, Kaminari, and Jiro will be summoned there

The Void: Can you bring snacks when we summon you guys?

Same Brain: I don’t see why not

The Void: cool I’ll dm you a list

The Brain Cell: I think Kendo would be proud it’s not our dorms for once

Static Shock: our dorms are already haunted by Mido so I don’t think we’ll notice another one

Beetlejuice: Don’t mind the seven figures that sometimes show up! They just think Tokoyami is fun!

Tired Of Hearing: The longer I’m here the more I learn about Midoriya than I ever did being in class with him

Static Shock: you should see the conspiracy chat we have with Todoroki, I bring the crazy random ideas, Todoroki connects them, and Midoriya gives us the evidence that it’s real

Beetlejuice: Some of them are about me though so I can’t be much help otherwise its cheating

The Brain Cell: Next you’re going to tell us your friends with that Bakugou guy and bake on the weekends

Beetlejuice: His house has a really nice kitchen :)

The Brain Cell: I regret letting Tokoyami add me

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CAPSLOCK: @Lurker HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND?!?!

Lurker: Why?

Beetlejuice: Mei and I were talking and we have a few ideas for your quirk if you’d be willing to talk and test some stuff out!! She also has some items she thinks you might find helpful!

CAPSLOCK: CORRECT!! WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS RIGHT NOW!

Lurker: We can hang out after school? I don’t mind, no ones ever really shown an interest in my quirk before.

Beetlejuice: REALLY?! But it’s so useful!!! It’s so interesting too!!! I have so many questions for later!!!

Lurker: Thank you.

The Brain Cell: In the nicest way possible I see why Monoma hates you guys, why are you so nice and cheerful?

Same Brain: Don’t let it fool you I’ve seen him punt someone

Beetlejuice: Mineta should have learned not to do those things :) I was simply teaching him a lesson someone else failed at

Tired Of Hearing: THAT WAS YOU? I THOUGHT BAKUGOU DID THAT

Beetlejuice: He made Tsu uncomfortable a little to often and she asked me for help!! She’s one of my best friends of course I’d help her!!

Static Shock: dude I rember that! Iida was piiiiiiiissed

The Void: I don’t blame him, one of his classmates was on the wrong side of the darkness.

Static Shock: well he was made about that but he was also mad that someone had idk thrown another sutdent out a closed window

Beetlejuice: Aizawa Sensei said it was fine and he’s one of my heroes :))

Same Brain: We have an Eraserhead fan club, it’s us two and some of the teachers

Tired Of Hearing: What does that even involve??

XxTheDarknessxX: Midoriya is very talented when it comes to the arts, he has made me underground/less known hero merch before

Beetlejuice: Yep!! I make Eraserhead merch for all of us!!!

The Brain Cell: Do you do commissions?

Beetlejuice: I’m fine with doing it for free!

The Brain Cell: I’m not so I’ll be giving you money, but do you know the rescue hero Nightlight?

Beetlejuice: YES THEY ARE SO COOL???? I’VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK ABOUT THEM FOR AGES!!!!

The Brain Cell: Good so have I, are you free during lunch?

Beetlejuice: YES!!!!!!

CAPSLOCK: YOU SHOULD COME TO THE SUPPORT ROOM! IT’LL BE BETTER TO TALK THERE

The Brain Cell: Cool, see you at lunch

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Izuku was practically bouncing on the couch, Mei chattering on about the new item she was working on while Izuku added his own input or mentioned something about the rescue hero he had been talking about with Sen.

“Oh cool you’re already here,” Sen walked in and sat on the couch next to him “Did you see Nightlights debut?”

“Are you kidding?! I watched it like a hundred times! It was amazing how he saved those people after the flood, using his quirk to create the northern lights and lead people to safety? It was genius! Even being more rescue and underground I think he’s an amazing hero, not to mention how well his costume is done!”

“I like how it’s not to on the nose but it’s recognizable.”

“Right? He must have put a lot of thought into it, they did amazing on the changing lights too, Mei said it’s hard to do.”

“Very!” The girl shouted “Especially when they move so much! Lights are breakable ya know?!” Izuku chuckled as the girl went on a rant while waving a wrench around.

In all honesty Sen had been nervous to talk to them in real life, he was anxious that their banter and friendship would only work over screens, but this was enough proof that they had become friends at least.

“Oh yeah Hatsumei I had a question,” She turned to him with a smile “I was thinking of possibly adding a weapon? That way when I spin if I’m trapped I could get out easier.”

“That’s a great idea! Maybe like a knife? Oh! Or you could have something like drill bits attached to your gloves!”

“I love you brain Izuku!” Mei shouted “I’ll start working right away!”

“Shouldn’t you finish this first?” Sen nodded to the machine she had been working on.

“Right! I forgot about that! Izuku write down everything so I don’t forget!” The teen was quick to grab one of her notebooks and write down random drawings or ideas.

“Wow, you are good,” The drawing of the gloves and even the knife looked amazing, looking like blue prints “Are all your drawings like that?”

“Not exactly, when I’m analyzing stuff I try to use a more professional blue print style but I’ve been told my other stuff is more like...semi realistic? Maybe a bit more street art style? I did a lot of graffiti when I was in middle school.”

“Really? Didn’t take you for one to break the law.” Izuku chuckled a little.

“I mean...it’s not really breaking the law if you don’t get caught right?”

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Yui walked into the support room after school and stood there silently while Izuku and Mei whispered to each other. She coughed a little to get their attention.

“Good you’re here!” Mei raced forward and grabbed her by her shoulders “I have some amazing ideas! Follow us!” Though it was more like Yui and Izuku following Mei to the training grounds.

“We were talking about some of the aspects of your quirk and we wanted to test some stuff out if you were willing.”

“I don’t mind.” Izuku smiled brightly at her.

“Thank you so much! So we wanted you to shrink this wire,” He held up what looked like fishing wire “This is a special one Mei made that should be indestructible, but it’s pretty noticeable,” Yui didn’t think so, but she nodded along “So we wanted to see if you shrinking it would make it less durable.”

“Right.”

“So Izuku and I will hold it while you shrink it! Then he’ll try and break it after I tie it between these two posts!” Yui nodded again and took hold of the wire, shrinking it just like they asked, once they tied it Izuku stood off to the side and powered up “Remember! Only 5% before it breaks!”

“Yep!” He lifted his leg before bringing his heal down onto the string, the wire seemed to catch it before his leg bounced back a little “Whoa!” He almost fell but Yui caught him “Thank you!” He looked down at his leg and saw a small cut “Well it’s not any less strong, it could be used more as a ravor wire now though.” Mei used her quirk to inspect the cut and wire.

“Looks like it! Let’s test a few more things!”

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Insomnia Squad

Lurker: Thank you for the invitation and allowing me to practice with my quirk more

CAPSLOCK: THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH US! MOST PEOPLE RUN CAUSE WE’RE TO HYPER IT WAS A LOT OF FUN THOUGH!!!

The Brain Cell: I agree with Kodai, you guys were fun to hang out with

The Void: The darkness is left alone I see

Beetlejuice: Kuroiro I’m so sorry!!! I got excited about Kodai’s quirk and Kaibara brought up the support hero!! We should have invited you too

The Void: I promise I was just messing around, but I wouldn’t mind joining you all sometime

XxTheDarknessxX: Come to our next late night ritual, we must commune with the dead

Static Shock: Aizawa Sensei said no more Luigi boards after last time

Beetlejuice: It’s ok Kami! ‘The ritual’ is just Tokoyami, Dark Shadow, Aoyama, and Hitoshi hanging out in Hitoshi’s room while we sage the place, must get rid of the evil spirits ya know?

Static Shock: we’ve hung out so much yet so little??? since hwen do yall do that???

Same Brain: Mind yo damn business

Static Shock: See if I share anymore edibles with you >:(

Same Brain: I take it back plz

Static Shock: thats what I thought >:)

Tired Of Hearing: Are all the insomniacs on weed and no one shared with me??

Same Brain: On weed

Tired Of Hearing: Shut the fuck up

Static Shock: I think it’s just me and Mido the most?? I share with Shinsou sometimes though

CAPSLOCK: NEVER GIVE ME WEED AGAIN

Beetlejuice: I think Power Loader Sensei still gets nightmares

Same Brain: Fucking All Might still gets nightmares from that

The Brain Cell: Explain?

Beetlejuice: Mei once accidentally took one of my ‘normal’ brownies and it was a bad time and I felt bad so I just took more and then we were both having a bad time and she almost cut me open because I thought my bones and blood had been replaced with ice and steel and she was going to ‘fix me right up bone boy’ and they walked in while she was holding a chainsaw and I was strapped to a table

Static Shock: WTF??????????? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF?????

Beetlejuice: I DIDNT WANT HER TO BE ALONE AND IN PAIN :((((

The Brain Cell: Wow

XxTheDarknessxX: The light continues to shine yet it shines in different and terrible ways

Beetlejuice: IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO

Static Shock: YOU DONT GIVE YOURSELF A BAD HIGH BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND IS HAVING ONE?????? OH MY GOD???

CAPSLOCK: IT WAS A TERRIBLE YET FUN EXPERIENCE

CAPSLOCK: NEVER AGAIN

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The Void: So I thought Midoriya was joking about the 7 figures wtf was that???

Same Brain: I saw them once when I brainwashed him and my quirk hasn’t worked right on him since

Beetlejuice: They don’t like being controlled I’m really sorry Hitoshi!!! I promise it’s not because of you!!!

Same Brain: No offense Izuku but I don’t really care what the spirits that haunt you think of me other than the fact they don’t want me dead

Beetlejuice: Of course they don’t want you dead!!! You’re one of my best friends!!!

Same Brain: And I will be using that to stay alive thank you

XxTheDarknessxX: If we anger the spirits they will have no choice but to kill us and add us to their collection

Static Shock: I told yall!!! If Mido kills someone they had it coming!!

The Brain Cell: Wasn’t he wanted for mass murder once?

Beetlejuice: I MISS RODY SO MUCH???? IM CRYING I NEED TO CALL HIM

CAPSLOCK: WHOS RODY?

Beetlejuice: He’s my friend!! He helped me run from the heroes and police while I was being accused of mass murder!!!

XxTheDarknessxX: We should form a cult

Beetlejuice: Rody doesn’t like cults :///

XxTheDarknessxX: Would he like them if they were about you and he was the leader?

Static Shock: I wanna be the learder????

Tired Of Hearing: Why’s that Kami? Something you wanna say?

Static Shock: No comment

Same Brain: If we start an Izuku club I feel like the spirits or Izuku should be the leader?

The Void: No because the ghosts and Midoriya would be the points of worship, they would tell us what to do and stuff but would speak through the leader

The Brain Cell: But doesn’t Midoriya speaking through someone else have the chance for corruption?

CAPSLOCK: NO ONE WOULD DISOBEY IZUKU IF THEY WANTED TO LIVE

Beetlejuice: I feel like villains don’t do what I ask because then we wouldn’t be attacked so often :///

The Void: They dare disobey the light? Their souls will be consumed on the next full moon

Beetlejuice: Please don’t eat souls it’s bad for your health!!

XxTheDarknessxX: The lights is pure, it only cares for our health rather than those who disobey it

Tired Of Hearing: I feel like this chat is giving me a healthy fear of Midoriya

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DEKUSQUAD-Extended Universe

IcyHot: Izuku I feel its important to inform you that Denki asked about Rody and your mass murder spree and asked if and I quote “He had to worry about Rody stealing you”

Deku: I don’t think he does??

Deku: Rody’s only a little shady and it’s only for his siblings!!

Glasses: Your friends morals are questionable!

Round Face: We’re also his friends??

Glasses: I know what I said.

Kacchan: WHY THE FUCK AM I IN THIS CHAT STILL?!

Frog Face: Because you fall into the extended universe, you’re friends with Izuku deal with it

Kacchan: I DON’T WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH YOU FUCKS

Mind Freak: Quick screenshot it, he didn’t say he wasn’t friends with Izuku!

Kacchan: I’M NOT FUCKING FRIENDS WITH THE SHITTY NERD EITHER

IcyHot: Saved, screenshotted, downloaded, my mom is telling your mom

Round Face: Sero typed that out for you didn’t he?

IcyHot: Yes and then apologized when I informed him that my mother couldn’t talk to anyone outside of the hospital without them visiting first

Deku: :00000 Sho my mom should totally visit your mom!!! They can be friends!!!

IcyHot: I think she would like that, I’ll ask her the next time I visit

Deku: :))))

Mind Freak: Why didn’t we just name this Dekusuqad and Bakugou?

Arms: Offended

Ponytail: Also offended! I know we don’t talk a lot here Shinsou but I enjoy our conversations a lot!

Mind Freak: I’m gonna use the excuse that I haven’t slept in like three days and reading is difficult right now

Frog Face: How are you typing so well?

Crazy Pink Bitch: THAT WOULD BE ME, I CREATED A SYSTEM THAT WAS CODED TO INTERPRET EVERYTHING HITOSHI SAID, IT’S FAR MORE ACCURATE TO THE PERSON RATHER THAN TO PEOPLE

Kacchan: STOP STEALING CAPS LOCK THAT’S MY THING BITCH

Crazy Pink Bitch: FIGHT ME FOR IT, I CAN’T FIX MY PHONE NOW IT’S BEEN TO LONG

Crazy Pink Bitch: I WILL FOREVER BE SHOUTING

Sparkle Twink: I believe you do that already ;)

Mind Freak: They both do, they should bond over that

Kacchan: GO FUCK YOURSELF

Kacchan: ALSO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH CRIMINALS DEKU

Deku: But then I can’t be friends with a lot of the class :(((

Arms: I’m sorry what?

Glasses: Worry not Shoji he is only joking!!

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Partners In Crime

Attempted Murder: Izuku! I ask you try not to let the other students know!

List Of Crimes: IM SORRY TENYA BUT I REALLY LIKE BEING FRIENDS WITH YOU GUYS :((((

Assisted Vigilantism: It’s ok Izuku, it’s a very nice thought

Parental Guidance: I like to think most of our crimes don’t count :)

Planner: I still think me and Yaomomo haven’t really committed a crime

Vigilante: YOU BOTH HELPED SHITTY HAIR

Ride Or Die: I still don’t know half you people but from what Izuku told me the main criminals are himself, Todoroki, Iida, and sometimes Bakugou

List Of Crimes: RODY I FROGTO YOU WERE IN THIS CHAT I MISS YOU

Ride Or Die: Miss you too man, I’ll steal a plan or something so we can visit :)

Assisted Vigilantism: I’ll buy you a plane on my dads card :)

List Of Crimes: I’m all for messing with Endeabore but I think he would notice and I don’t want Rody in trouble :(((

Assisted Vigilantism: Curses

Parental Guidance: I would also like to point out that Midoriya was upset that Bakugou told him to stop being friends with criminals but he is also in this chat?

Vigilante: I DONT GIVE A FUCK

List Of Crimes: But Kacchan!! If we’re not friends than we can’t bake on the weekends and uncle Masaru really likes it :((

Vigilante: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Attempted Murder: Wait, so you do want to be friends with Izuku?

Vigilante: NO BUT IF MY DAD GETS UPSET I’LL BE THE NEW LIST OF CRIMES GLASSES

Assisted Vigilantism: Can I borrow your dad? Just for a day?

List Of Crimes: Uncle Masaru would love to habg out with you Sho :))

Vigilante: HE HANGS OUT WITH MY DAD FOR A DAY AND HE’LL FUCKING KILL THE FLAMING GARBAGE JUST SO HE CAN BE ADOPTED

Assisted Vigilantism: That’s an option?

Assisted Vigilantism: Tenya would you like to commit murder again?

Attempted Murder: ATTEMPTED I WAS NOT SUCCESSFUL!

Planner: maybe you can like ask that Dabi guy to help, he hates your dad right?

Assisted Vigilantism: I didn’t think of that, maybe I can pay him

Parental Guidance: If you’re talking about hiring someone to kill another then I suggest doing it in person or over the phone so these messages can’t be used as evidence later :)

List Of Crimes: It’s ok Yaomomo!! Principal Nedzu said no one would ever be able to access this chat unless he let them or we let them in :)

Vigilante: I forgot the fucking rat liked you

List Of Crimes: He likes you too Kacchan!!

Planner: I don’t think that’s a good thing???

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Insomnia Squad

Tired Of Hearing: Has anyone seen Midoriya? He was supposed to join some of us for music night

Same Brain: He joins you guys for music night? Why the fuck wasn’t I invited??

Tired Of Hearing: He had an emo phase and you’re usually training with Aizawa Sensei when we have music nights

Lurker: I haven’t seen Midoriya, but I would also like to join for music nights

Tired Of Hearing: Sure, we usually just chill in my room, we’re doing it now if you wanna come over

Lurker: Thanks

Static Shock: YOU GUYS ARENT PANICKING?????? WHERES MIDO HES NEVER LATE?????

The Brain Cell: Maybe he just fell asleep?

The Void: No one sleeps here

XxTheDarknessxX: He is not in his room

Beetlejuice: Sirry bysy

Static Shock: Mido???? When are you returning from war? we miss you ;((

Beetlejuice: gejofdmwefr

CAPSLOCK: HOLD ON IM TURNING ON HIS TRACKER

The Brain Cell: Why do you have a tracker on him?

CAPSLOCK: AIZAWA SENSEI ASKED ME TO GIVE HIM ONE AFTER HE WAS KIDNAPPED ONCE AND WAS LATE TO SCHOOL

CAPSLOCK: IT SAYS HE’S AT THE MALL

Same Brain: Which mall? Because I’m pretty sure there’s like a villain group attacking one right now

Tired Of Hearing: Villain magnet Midoriya strikes again

Static Shock: I hope he’s ok :((( I will miss my mans

Tired Of Hearing: Your mans?

Same Brain: Your mans?

Same Brain: lmao

Tired Of Hearing: It’s because we’re friends with Kaminari and both have purple hair

Static Shock: Maybe that’s why Tokoyami and Kuroiro act the same

CAPSLOCK: BAD NEWS HIS TRACKER WENT OFFLINE WHICH EITHER MEANS HE’S DEAD OR WAS HIT WITH ELECTRICITY

Static Shock: UM????? DID YOU TELL A TEACHER????

CAPSLOCK: I DIDN’T THINK ABOUT THAT ONE SECOND

Static Shock: He’s dead and no one even knows :(

XxTheDarknessxX: Hell nor heaven will be able to hold him I assure you

The Void: I’m convinced he’s a god and I will simply be one of his followers

Same Brain: Are we starting the cult again? We didn’t get very far last time

Static Shock: I stil wanna be the laeder

Tired Of Hearing: You can be leader when you man up bitch

Static Shock: I TOLF YOU HE SMILES AT ME AND I FORGET

Static Shock: wait that gave me an idea, I gotta text Shouto

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The Red String Board

Theory: BRO haeve we considered Mido being relate to Miss Joke and Aizawa Sensei?

Conspiracy: It all makes sense now

Theory: lmao you say that everytime I give oy an idea

Conspiracy: That’s because you open the doors I didn’t know were closed

Theory: that sounds so romantic??? I love oyu??

Conspiracy: The feeling is mutual in a sense, though you will never be my number one I’m sorry

Theory: It’s Mido isn’t it?

Conspiracy: He said it was my power Denki what was I supposed to do? Not die for him?

Conspiracy: Anyway Izuku is relate to Miss Joke and Aizawa Sensei, proof? Light green and black mix to make dark green, Izuku has dark green hair. Every time he smiles or makes eye contact with someone? Automatically also happy, this implies that he has more than just the quirks we’re aware of, he could have been born with with the power to make other people smile because of his parents and then when All Might was affected by this power he chose to help Izuku and give him powers like a gods blessing, then his mother (who is the best) adopted him once again and has had to protect him from those who want the power themselves

Theory: You always gotta te in All Might don’t you?

Conspiracy: THEY EAT LUNCH TOGETHER ALL OF THE TIME THEY ARE CLEARLY FATHER AND SON NO I DO NOT TAKE CRITICISM

Theory: lmao

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Denki Gay Crisis Corner

Gay: guys I think I have to fight Todoroki for Mido’s love and idk if I can win that

Music Therapy: You can’t

Gay: I hate you

FlexTape: What if….I just date Todoroki??

Gay: Bro you’d do that for me?

FlexTape: I would do anything for you to be happy bro

Gay: bro

Brain Surgeon: How is dating Todoroki taking one for the team? Isn’t he like the class pretty boy? There is no down side to that

FlexTape: Damn bro if you wanted to date Roki you coulda just asked

Outta This World: !!!! What if we do a class speed dating :DDD that could be fun!!!!

Brain Surgeon: You just wanna set up who you think should date who

Outta This World: And? What about it? I have great taste

Gay: Guys we’re losing focus

Gay: I thought I had to fight that Rody guy (still unsure if I have to) now I might have to fight Todoroki and I think possible the entire Dekusquad….oh god maybe even the extended Dekusquad

FlexTape changed Gay’s name to Scott Pilgrim

Scott Pilgrim: I would never date a 17 yr if I was 23

FlexTape: No it’s like you gotta fight Midoriyas evil exs (friends)

Scott Pilgrim: OH SHIT U RIGHT

Brain Surgeon: Can I be Wallace Wells?

Music Therapy: I wanna be Jules

Outta This World: I WANNA BE STACEY

FlexTape: Boo who am I then?

Scott Pilgrim: Envy Adams cause you’re so sexy ;)

FlexTape: :0 ;)

Scott Pilgrim: Obvi Mido is Ramona Flowers and Shouto should totally be Todd Ingram

Music Therapy: I need Bakugou to be Lucas Lee on a personal level please

Outta This World: I totally think Iida would be Gideon

Outta This World: NO IIDA WOULD BE MATTHEW PATEL AND TSU SHOULD BE GIDEON

Brain Surgeon: Uraraka is Roxy

FlexTape: Is anyone Knives? Cause I love knives shes so fun

Scott Pilgrim: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I don’t think so but we could totally just say that like kiri is knives

Outta This World: LMAO POOR KIRI

FlexTape: Did our boy dirty

Music Therapy: I’m totally telling him you said he was knives

Scott Pilgrim: NO DONT I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON HIM

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Bakusquad

Ears: KAMINARI SAID KIRISHIMA WAS KNIVES

Shitty Hair: BRO

Sparky: I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU BRO YOU’D BE MY MANS AND I WOULD TREAT YOU RIGHT

Shitty Hair: THEN WHY AM I KNIVES??? WHY CAN’T I BE TODD AT LEAST??

Sparky: I’m sorry but you’re not one of Mido’s evil exx

Main Bitch: The nerds never even fucking dated someone

Sparky: eveeyone is miisng out then causeFUCK

Main Bitch: I’m fucking muting this if you’re going to talk about how hot he is

Elbows: It’s ok Bakugou we made you Lucas Lee

Main Bitch: WHY THE FUCK CANT I BE JULES??? I DONT WANNA BE AN EX OF THE FUCKING NERDS

Ears: I called dibs on Jules

Main Bitch: I fucking hate you

Pinky: Kiri just wait till you hear that he made Hanta Envy Adams

Shitty Hair: BRO DO YOU HATE ME?????

Sparky: IM SORRY

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Insomnia Squad

Static Shock: WAIT I JUST RMEMBERED MIDO WAS FIGHTING VILLAINS IS HE OK????

Tired Of Hearing: Forgot about your mans huh?

Same Brain: Check the 1-A chat lmao

The Brain Cell: Monoma always complains you all get more attention and Midoriya being a villain magnet isn’t helping, how do you run into six different villains/groups?

XxTheDarknessxX: Do not question the light, we live in fear of the moths and demons it attracts, but it will protect us in the end

CAPSLOCK: I WANT TO STUDY HIS INSIDES AND FIND OUT IF HE HAS A SECRET SECOND QUIRK THAT ATTRACTS VILLAINS

Static Shock: Y’all keep giving me ideas for Shouto lmao

Same Brain: Kaminari if you don’t read the message in the 1-A chat I’m gonna lose it

Static Shock: my bas sexy one moment

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0 Days Since Villain Attack

DadSensei: If you can’t tell by me changing the chat name, one of you was attacked, this is why we have the rule, I wont be naming names but they know who they are.

DadSensei: Who changed my name again?

Not A Ghost: :) we love you Sensei

DadSensei: Whatever, next time follow the rules we have set up please.

Definitely Haunted: AIZAWA SENSEI I AM SO SORRY NO ONE WAS FREE AND I REALLY NEEDED TO PICK THIS STUFF UP

DadSensei: Problem Child we’ve talked about this, you can ask an adult.

Definitely Haunted: I know but I didn’t want to bother you guys :((

DadSensei: You’re not a bother, none of us mind joining any of you to go outside of school grounds, especially if it means you're safe.

KEM: CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SET OUR FUCKING SCORE BACK LOSER

Definitely Haunted: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THERE WOULD BE SIX DIFFERENT PEOPLE/GROUPS AFTER ME???

KEM: BECAUSE THEY’RE ALWAYS FUCKING AFTER YOU

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HyperFixation? More Like HyperBrokeIt

BuildABomb: What the fuck did you even need to pick up?

Notebooks: So my headphones broke on my last run and I haven’t been able to find any of the ones I used to get and I was really hoping these ones would work but the next time anyone could go with me I would have already trained but I think if I train without music or a podcast I might combust

Social Skills? None: I would have bought you some Izuku, my father would be more than happy

Notebooks: lmao normally I wouldn’t mind but you were busy and hanging out with Sero and I didn’t just want to take the credit card and mom said I should let her pay for them as a little present and because she knows how I get

BUILDANUKE: I COULD BUILD SOME FOR YOU, LET ME SEE YOUR OLD PAIR

Notebooks: If I mayhaps gave you my old pair and also added ideas to them could we make the ultimate headphones for me?

BUILDANUKE: DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?

BuildABomb: FIX YOUR FUCKING PHONE BITCH

Social Skills? None: Should I ask Yaomomo and Mina before I call anyone a bitch?

Notebooks: Yes, but only because my mom doesn’t like it when people use that word around her but she’s also called Aunt Mitsuki that before in like a fun way

Social Skills? None: Fantastic thank you, I will confer with the woman council

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God Is A Woman: Yaomomo

DDR Machine: COUNCIL A MAN WISHES TO ENTER

Woman Worshiper: If it’s Katsuki again tell him I’ll leave the eyeliner in his room for once and that it’s his fault because he never shows up for band practice

DDR Machine: lmao it’s not the babes

DDR Machine: It is…….TODOROKI SHOUTO

Space Girl: Why is Shouto trying to get in?

Frog Lesbian: Doesn’t he usually just ask Izuku?

DDR Machine: He said Izubabe sent him to us

Ghost Girl: The all knowing doesn’t know? What has the world come too!!

God: Is it one of those things that the (as we call it) Dekusquad often forget about normal people?

Space Girl: Hey >:(( we are normal people

Woman Worshiper: I’ve seen all of you jump from the roof in a fucked up game of catch, also your squad name literally means useless squad

Space Girl: >:(((( I love my useless squad

DDR Machine: ANYWAY can we let him in for a sec so he can ask? He doesn’t want to say it because ‘he might offend someone and he can’t deal with that right now’ honestly same

Ghost Girl: Same

God: Let him in he’ll be nice :))

DDR Machine has added Shouto Todoroki

DDR Machine changed Shouto Todorki’s name to OUTSIDER

OUTSIDER: Thank you Mina

OUTSIDER: I apologize in advance in case this does hurt someones feelings, but earlier Bakugou called Hatsumei a bitch and I know he’s called you all that before one way or another and I asked Izuku but he said his mother doesn’t like it when people use the word around her but will refer to her friend as one sometimes. So my question is, can I call people that? What are the rules of the word?

God: That’s a little difficult to answer

DDR Machine: None of us care when Kat uses it on us since he also calls himself the main bitch? He uses it more like a friendly way like Izubabes mom does, but I don’t think you’d use it like that often just cause the way you are hun

OUTSIDER: Correct but I want to know if I need to kill someone if they ever call someone I appreciate that word

Frog Lesbian: You’ll know if me or Ochako don’t like it

OUTSIDER: That is also true, I would just need to help hide the body

Ghost Girl: Why is Roki so down for murder??? (Also I don’t care if someone calls me that I think its fun :) )

OUTSIDER: Don’t ask questions you aren’t ready for Hagakure

DDR Machine: Omines >:))) Also I don’t care either, kats uses it a lot anyway, it’s lost all meaning for me

Woman Worshiper: I only accept it from Katsuki, Denki, and Hitoshi (unless its a woman)

Woman Worshiper: Also Mina wtf are you trying to type?

DDR Machine: The word for creepy, like how we describe the birb? (don’t tell me how to spell it I like the mystery)

God: I don’t like it being used at me (Bakugou is aware of this and doesn’t use it) but I suppose for the future asking is the easiest, some people may just tell you, others you might have to guess, like how you know when your friends are sad.

Space Girl: How you know like Tenya or Tsu is sad, not Deku, we tend to know when he’s sad...unless it’s like really bad

Ghost Girl: Can we start a petition for all of us to go to therapy?

DDR Machine: That will be on the council agenda when we convene next, however, Roki, you must leave

OUTSIDER: Thank you it was a pleasure

DDR Machine has kicked OUTSIDER

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HyperFixation? More Like HyperBrokeIt

Social Skills? None: I asked the council of woman of 1-A and they said it depends, though Yaomomo said she doesn’t like it while the others don’t seem to mind

BuildABomb: I could have told you that dipshit, ponytail told me early on she don’t like that shit

Notebook: Kacchan is so nice :)))

BuildABomb: I can’t wait to dance on your grave

BUILDANUKE: WHAT MOVES ARE YOU DOING? I PERSONALLY WOULD WANT TO BREAKDANCE ON SOMEONES GRAVE

Notebooks: I think ballet

Social Skills? None: I only know ballroom dancing

Notebook: I’ll ballroom dance with you!!! :DDD

Notebook: Also Kacchan and me took ballet :))

BuildABomb: Get ready to dance on peoples graves, we’re all dying today, me included, this secret dies with us

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OG Useless Squad!

Dad: Why has the chat name changed again? And to an insult no less!

Mochi Muncher: Calm down dAd, it was something one of the girls said and I though it was funny!

Green Spider-man: I love my useless squad :))

Mochi Muncher: THATS WHAT I SAID

Hand Crusher: Do you think if I sent this to my father it would anger him?

Dad: Do it.

Frogger: Not even Class President likes the number 1 hero

Green Spider-man: Actually! If we go off statistics and compare all heroes and all previous number 1 heroes then Endewhore wouldn’t be number 1! It’s why he was stuck at number 2 for so long! He still has many fans but not enough to be in top 10, it’s more of his captures that catapults him up there!

Mochi Muncher: Hawks is number 2 in my heart!

Frogger: Who’s number 1?

Mochi Muncher: Thirteen hands down….or Gunhead I love them both so much??? I bet Deku’s is All Might though!

Green Spider-man: Actually its kind of a tie! All Might was important to my growth and childhood but as I’ve gotten older and gotten to know him he’s filled more of a paternal role? As well as still being a hero to me! It’s actually Aizawa Sensei that I think should be number 1! He fights for us at every chance and has kept us safe for so long! Even if others think it’s short comings I think he’s one of the best heroes out there! He’s also been parental to many of us :))

Green Spider-man: Also I think if the underground did rankings Aizawa Sensei would be number 1 with his amount of take downs and cases

Mochi Muncher: Sobbing??? Crying as we speak???

Hand Crusher: I’m sending that to my dad as well as the class chat.

Green Spider-man: WAIT NO PLEASE OJGIEORWNF I WONT BE ABLE TO LOOK EITHER OF THEM IN THE YEE IM BEGGING JGHREJ

Hand Crusher: Then beg.

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1 Day Since Villain Attack

Pretty Boy: Screenshot

Pretty Boy: Not beating the secret love child allegations

KEM: The daddy issues really show huh Deku?

Definitely Haunted: I will find you both :)

DadSensei: You really think so problem child?

Definitely Haunted: NO WIAT YES NO IDK EVERYONE NEEDS TO LEAVE ME ALONE FOR 5-6 BUSINESS DAYS I CANT DO THIQWEJFD

Tenticool: Can’t believe we killed Midoriya

Catastrophe Crow: He will be missed

KEM: No he wont

Pretty Boy: I thought you said if Izuku didn’t hang out at your place on weekends your dad would be sad?

KEM: Shit nerd would never risk my old mans sadness

Definitely Haunted: 5-6 business days with the exception of Uncle Masaru who can contact me whenever :))

Definitely Haunted: He will however be missing a son

Pretty Boy: I can replace him

Definitely Haunted: You will also mysteriously be going missing

MANLY: If we’re trading around our parents can I try Bakubros fam? I feel like they like me!!

Lightning McQueen: DIBS OF KIRIS MOMS

DadSensei: None of you will be switching parents.

Pretty Boy: Aizawa Sensei I am begging

DadSensei: Maybe Todoroki, but no one else understand?

Definitely Haunted: @Pretty Boy In your own words...Then beg

DadSensei: Problem child, no making your classmates ‘mysteriously’ disappear I sadly have to keep track of them.

Definitely Haunted: gtjgroei yes Aizawa Sensei!

REAL Spider-man: Yeah Mido, listen to your father

Definitely Haunted: :)

REAL Spider-man: I have one (1) fear

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THAT’S IT GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!

Father of 20+: Screenshot

Father of 20+: I’m not crying it’s the dry eye I swear.

12 o’clock Somewhere: AWWWWWWW THAT SO FUCKING CUTE?????

Banana Man: DOES THIS MAKE ME THE STEP PAPA PLEASE I WANNA BE THE STEP PAPA

All Right: That is very sweet! I wasn’t aware Young Midoriya saw us both that way! :)

13^th Reason: They really aren’t beating the secret love child allegations

Edward Cullen: Have we checked if All Might’s blind? I feel like he is

Rat King: I assure you he is not blind! Obvious however!

All Right: :(

High Noon: Stop bullyin the elderly! He only has so long!

All Right: I assumed your quirk only worked on objects, I now see it works on insults, I will tell Young Midoriya this!

12 o’clock Somewhere: JIRTGRFJP ALL MIGHT????

Father of 20+: Can’t believe you guys hurt the number 1 heroes feelings.

Edward Cullen: You’ve called him an empty head peanut bitch before??

Father of 20+: And?

All Right: Aizawa is very funny!

13^th Reason: I feel like they’re a divorced couple that stays together so they don’t have to split the kids

Banana Man: Sho’s called me meaner things and no one ever stops him >:(((

High Noon: We don’t need to know what you guys do in the bedroom, keep that shit private

Father of 20+: I just wanted to share my students not being meneces once and now we’re talking about my sex life

Father of 20+: Fantastic

DigDug: First of all that literally shows Todoroki and Bakugou being a menace to Midoriya

Father of 20+: Completely normal for them

DigDug: Second of all Hatsumei just asked if she could fix Midoriya’s tracker? When did he get one???

Father of 20+: After he got kidnap and was late to school and yes she can

DigDug: You gave him a tracker because he was late??

Father of 20+: No I gave him a tracker because he was kidnapped and then apologized for wasting peoples time, he gets a tracker

DigDug: Fair enough

That Dawg In Me: Does Midoriya need to set up an appointment?

Father of 20+: All of my kids need therapy

Father of 20+: That’s a lie, surprisingly it’s Bakugou who already has a therapist, his parents apparently got him one around middle school

Rat King: Perhaps we should set up appointments and resources for all of the children! I’m sure even before UA many of them had difficult lives!

High Noon: Can’t believe the principal just dissed the students

Banana Man: We really got the traumatized ones lmao

Father of 20+: I told everyone they came like that but no one ever believes me

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THAT’S IT GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!

Father of 20+: Before Zashi says anything I would like to remind everyone:

Father of 20+: They came like that.

Banana Man: Shouta

Father of 20+: No one believes me

Banana Man: Shouta there’s no way they came like that

All Right: I would have to argue they did! Though I’m not sure what we’re talking about?

DigDug: If it’s anything like the Hatsumei and Midoriya incident I don’t want to know

All Right: Me as well! Hound Dog and Recovery Girl say it’s bad for my health!

13^th Reason: Would my name be accurate to this situation?

Banana Man: I don’t know I’m kind of scared??? What were they doing???

Father of 20+: Have any of you, other than All Might and Nedzu, seen Midoriya’s name in the class chat?

12 o’clock Somewhere: No?

Father of 20+: Then you don’t get to know.

Banana Man: Shouta please I can’t keep this to my self what was that

Father of 20+: Nope

Banana Man: Please I’m scared Midoriya’s gonna come for me, what was that

All Right: Ah! I see what happened! Worry not Yamada that is completely normal for growing boys! :)

Banana Man: No??? It’s???? Not???

All Right: Yamada.

Banana Man: I feel thw feer of god???? help??? I’m crying???

Edward Cullen: I have a bunker, follow me

Banana Man: Oh thank god!

Rat King: I believe you mean thank Midoriya! The children are starting a cult if I’m not mistaken!

That Dawg In Me: ruh roh

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Insomnia Squad

Same Brain: Guys why does Mic Sensei look like that?

Static Shock: rkgtfwdlwksd he ran into me and Mido working in the kitchen I think???

Same Brain: He looks like All Might after the Izuku and Mei incident

Beetlejuice: The visages :)

XxTheDarknessxX: I see, while Mic Sensei lacks the sleep like all of us, he was not accepted by the void or the light and cannot be blessed

The Void: Truly a shame, a no-sleep-sleeper agent would have helped the cult

Beetlejuice: Cult?? What cult??

The Void: Worry not we only speak your truth

The Brain Cell: They all finally got together and started that cult

Beetlejuice: Who’s leading it?

Static Shock: Ironically it’s Kat???

Beetlejuice: No that actually makes sense haha!

The Lurker: How?

Beetlejuice: Me and Kacchan grew up together :DD even if we weren’t together for a few years we’re best friends now and we still know each other really well!!! So I trust him to know what I want!

Static Shock: I see, thank you for this information

Tired Of Hearing: Is he dying? Is that what’s happening?

Beetlejuice: oh no! What id hw doesn’t like cults :((

The Void: WE HAVE SADDENED THE LIGHT WITH OUR ACTIONS

XxTheDarknessxX: We must clense ourselves

Beetlejuice: No????

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Bakusquad

Sparky: @Main Bitch I hate you.

Ears: Oh I see what happened lmao

Main Bitch: Well fuck you to then sparky what the hell?

Main Bitch: If this is about the fucking cult, your ass dragged me into this I didn’t wanna be involved

Shitty Hair: Yes you did

Main Bitch: Did you see the other extras faces? They’re fucking terrified this is fantastic for me

Sparky: I;m gonna fighrt oyu

Main Bitch: And you’re gonna lose, wtf is wrong with you?

Ears: I think he’s jealous and sad because Midoriya trusts you to run his cult

Main Bitch: Yeah no shit, we’re practically brothers, at least cousins with the whole aunt and uncle thing

Sparky: Why cant he trust me like that????

Main Bitch: I don’t wanna hear your shit winning if you’re not gonna ask him out

Sparky: HES SO AMAZING AND PERFECT I SHOULDNT EVEN BE ALLOWED TO TALK TO HIM

Main Bitch: This is why I’m leading the cult dumbass

Main Bitch: If you’re so fucking jealous then try to win him over, he’s pretty easy to please

Sparky: dead I want you dead

Pinky: Denks baby if you wanna complain do it in the gay chat so we can help :))

Elbows: Yeah man I wouldn’t trust Kat to give you advice

Main Bitch: YOU THINK I CANT GIVE HIM ADVICE? WELL FUCK YOU

Main Bitch: SPARKY GET YOUR ASS TO MY ROOM

Sparky: SIR YES SIR

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Only Criminal If Charged

God Father: Did you guys notice that Kami was acting weird? Is he upset? Did something happen?

Consigliere: You would be the one to know Izuku! You socialize with him more than Shouto and I!

Bagman: I would agree with Tenya, though he did seem to be glaring at Bakugou earlier

God Father: DD: I think it might be about the cult

Consigliere: I will dispose of it

God Father: It’s my cult actually!

Consigliere: I see and Bakugou must be running it then!

Bagman: I’m funding it

God Father: I wanna make Kami feel better!!! >:(((

Consigliere: Perhaps an act of service? If it’s about the cult maybe if you use it to benefit him he will like it?

God Father: idk he can be pretty selfless sometimes and doesn’t like it when all the attentions on him

Bagman: I have an idea that will waste money, time, and will benefit everyone

Consigliere: You cannot buy him a castle, that cannot be your solution to everything.

Bagman: How dare you (that was option 2) I was going to suggest getting a ball pit, he was watching a video of these people buying one earlier when we hung out with Sero

God Father: WAIT I GOT THE BEST IDEA!!!!

God Father: Don’t worry Tenya it’ll be completely safe and wont break the rules!!

Consigliere: I see, carry on then.

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HyperFixation? More Like HyperBrokeIt

Notebook: I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

BUILDANUKE: YOU HAD ME AT YOU

BuildABomb: wtf do you want I’m dealing with shit right now

Social Skills? None: You already know I’m helping

Notebook: SO! I saw Kami was a little upset and he was glaring at Kacchan but none of us could figure out why right?

BuildABomb: I know why

Social Skills? None: Silence Bitch

BuildABomb: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

Notebook: ANYWAY so we thought it might have to do with the cult right? So Tenya gave us the idea to do something that would benefit him so he knows the cult is good! But then I got a BETTER idea!!!!!!

Notebook: Sho said thst he saw Kami watching a ball pit video and it gave me an idea cause it reminded me of this other video I saw of these guys filling a room with the plastic balls!

Notebook: WE’RE GOING TO USE THE CULT TO TAKE OVER A GYM, BUY ENOUGH PLASTIC BALLS TO FILL IT, AND THEN WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A CLASS PARTY TO MAKE KAMI FEEL BETTER!!!!!!

BuildABomb: What do you need from me

BUILDANUKE: NOW YOU WANNA HELP?

BuildABomb: I lead the fucking cult and Sparky’s my friend, I do whatever the fuck I want

Notebook: I need you and the Bakusquad to keep him and everyone else busy!

BuildABomb: Done

Notebook: Yay! Mei I need you to pick out the right gym and make it suitable for us to mess around in! I’m thinking bouncy floors, slides, the works!

BUILDANUKE: THIS IS WHY WE’RE FRIENDS!!! CONSIDER IT DONE!!

Notebook: Sho >:))

Social Skills? None: We can pick out specific colors on this website I found

Notebook: YAY!!! GO TEAM!!!

Notebook: Now I just need to get some of the teachers on board

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THAT’S IT GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!

Banana Man: If Midoriya asks to use and change a gym, please say yes I fear for my life

Father of 20+: Why does he need to use and change a gym? Is it for training?

All Right: Ah! He told me when he asked! Appearently he noticed one of his classmates acting strange and sad so he wishes to create a fun party for everyone to relax!

Father of 20+: If anyone sees him before me, tell him I said yes as long as Eri can join

12 o’clock Somewhere: He just asked me~ He said it would be safe and fun for Eri!

Rat King: I have been informed of the plan! I believe after this we will keep the gym as they changed it!

Banana Man: I’m joing the cult, I’m terrified of this God they chose

High Noon: Just like Christianity

DigDug: Whatever they’re doing involves Hatsumei

DigDug: I will also be joining this cult in fear

That Dawg In Me: I’m offering sessions, please don’t join a cult

13^th Reason: But they have a membership card and you get a free t-shirt?

That Dawg In Me: How would one...join this cult?

Edward Cullen: You’re joining a cult for a free t-shirt?

12 o’clock Somewhere: Don’t you have the shirt?

Edward Cullen: I’m securing my students safety, I joined out of fear for Monoma’s life, especially with Bakugou supposedly running it

All Right: Will they be safe though?

Edward Cullen: You were already criptic earlier you’re not allowed again

All Right: My mistake!

Banana Man: Why can’t we get Sho to back down like that?

Father of 20+: Because unlike him I’m not missing half of my left organs and don’t crumple like a wet paper towel when I make anyone even slightly upset

All Right: Please keep yourself this way Aizawa! We like you alive and healthy!

High Noon: That sounds vaguely threatening but we’ll allow

Concrete: Why did Midoriya ask for my assistance with changing a gym?

Rat King: Worry not Cementoss! Just assist him for now!

Concrete: Back to the shadows I go then

13^th Reason: You will be missed bestie <3

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May The Light Bless Us

Oracle: Alright fuckers I made it so some people can’t see this shit right now, so anyone available listen up!

Oracle: Deku asked me to keep my idiots busy, the rest of you keep everyone else busy.

Temple Builder: THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE TRUTH, I WILL BE CALLING UPON THOSE NEEDED TO CREATE A WORK OF OUT AT THE LIGHTS REQUEST

Cult Fund-er: I will be paying for supplies with a blessing from the light, I will also be taking requests on color preference

Shadow Worship: May I request the deepest of dark colors as well as a nice shadowed royal?

Cult Fund-er: They do have black but they only have a lightish purple

Oracle: Get it, just got word that the princess will be there

Begger: THE LIGHT HAS BLESSED US WITH ITS CHOSEN BRETHREN, ONLY A BEING AS AMAZING AS HER IS WORTHY

Begger: I would also like pink :))

Cult Fund-er: I have light purple, black, yellow, pink, green, and white so far

Animal Speaker: blue?

Cult Fund-er: Of course Koda

Temple Builder: I HAVE SPOKEN TO THOSE CHOSEN TO ASSIST THE DIVINE!

Oracle: ALL COMMUNICATION IS CLOSED, YOU WILL BE CALLED UPON WHEN NEEDED UNDERSTAND?!

Begger: Yes your holiness! May the light shine bright upon all worthy!

Shadow Worship: Yes your holiness, may the light shine bright upon all worhty

Cult Fund-er: Yes your holiness, may the light shine bright upon all worthy

Animal Speaker: may the light shine bright upon all worthy! :)

Oracle: Good, as the only ones currently present make your other lowlifes aware that they may be called upon

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If Izuku hadn’t planned this entire thing himself he would be surprised by how quickly this was all put together.

Looking around the modified gym he could see the finishing touches being put into place by Shoji and Mei.

So far they had three different slides, one safe for Eri while the others were a little more out there in design, half the floor covered in ball pit balls and a net so none feel out, the other half of the floor mixed with mats and trampolines, and Nedzu had even approved of them adding zip-lines the ropes to the ceiling.

“Captain Deku!” Uraraka appeared in front of him with a feral grin and a salute “We’ve finished everything! Once everyone arrives officer Kyoka will be taking over the sound system!”

“Thank you first mate Ochako!” The two saluted each other before giggling “But thank you guys so much!” Izuku made sure to say it loud enough for the rest of the group to hear “Now that it’s all finished let’s get this party started!” The others cheered as the lights dimmed before lasers turned on and spun around the room.

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“I just...I really like him guys,” The Bakusquad all sat around Katsuki’s room as Denki explained it all to them “He’s literally perfect and I’m just...me.”

“Exactly,” Mina grabbed his shoulder “You’re the Kaminari Denki! The best eletric user out there! One of our best friends, someone who cares for others, who is always willing to change and grow for the better, who has been beating himself up for not thinking he’s good enough for someone else, you are an amazing person Denks.” The blond looked close to crying, before anyone else could say anything though Katsuki and Jiro suddenly stood up.

“We’re going to the gym.”

“What?! Dude I don’t wanna work out!” Katsuki ignored Denki and grabbed his arm, dragging him out of the room with the others not far behind “Dude how is this supposed to help me admit to Mido that I like him?”

“You’ll see dipshit, ears, run ahead.”

“Yes Oracle!”

“Oracle? Kat is this a cult thing? Oh! Are we doing initiation?! That would be so cool!”

“Sure, whatever stops you from trying to run.”

“….Am I a sacrifice?” When Katsuki didn’t respond Denki’s pretended to panic “Dude you can’t! I’m in the insomnia squad and they’ll be so upset not to have my amazing personality around!”

“Don’t worry bro,” Kirishima patted his back “If he’s trying to sacrifice you we’ll try to stop it.”

“Try?!”

“Denks have you seen the size of the cult? There’s no way we’re taking all of them down.” Sero said, looking slightly horrified.

“You’d never beat the fucking cult dumbasses, and no, you’re not a sacrifice...yet.”

“I can deal with yet,” As they got closer to the gym they saw a line of of their classmates, 1-b, and their upperclassmen all standing around as Todoroki, Uraraka, and Iida looked at a list “What the fuck?” Todoroki looked up at his voice and nodded his head.

“Welcome Bakusquad, Denki Kaminari, the guest of honor,” The teen bowed to them “Now that everyone has arrived, welcome!” The other two dramatically opened the doors to the gym, all of students gasped as they were able to see the light show and some of their classmates jumping around on trampolines.

“Hi everyone!” Izuku appeared, holding Eri who was giggling happily “Welcome to the new gym! Principal Nedzu said we can use it for parties and events! Also if anyone gets injured or goes missing that’s their fault,” Most of the students nodded along, used to their principal at this point “Fantastic! Then everyone have fun!” As soon as he gave the go ahead many of them ran in and joined the fun.

“Dude,” Izuku caught Denki’s eyes and smiled before whispering to Eri and handing her off to Uraraka, who was more than happy to take the little girl “What’s all this for?”

“You,” The group looked at him in shock, except for those who had known about the plan “I noticed you had been feeling down lately and I thought maybe it was the cult so I used it to make this, even if it wasn’t about the cult it would cheer you up right?” He rubbed his neck nervously “It did right?”

Denki could only stare at Izuku, here was his crush, using his strange cult, to make a giant party ball pit trampoline room because he though Denki was upset.

“Everyone needs to leave! I need to talk to Midoriya alone!” The entire group quickly ran into the gym with Todoroki and Iida closing the doors, leaving the two alone in the hall way “Mido you are insane.”

“Ha ha, I know it might have been a bit much, but I really-”

“Izuku,” He grabbed the other teens hand “I like you.” Izuku was silent for a moment before smiling softly, if a bit confused.

“I like you too.” Denki shook his head, he needed this to be clear.

“Izuku Midoriya, I think I’m in love with you.”

“I-I know, I love you too?” The blond stared at Izuku.

“No like I love you…romantically.”

“I...know? Kami we’ve been dating for a while?” Denki felt himself let out a small shock, though Izuku didn’t seem to notice as he began rambling “I mean I know we haven’t said I love you and stuff or told our friends but- Oh! Was this supposed to be the moment? Sorry I’ve been busy with the short planning and-” He put his hand over Izuku’s mouth, who stopped talking and stared at him.

“Mido...what do you mean we’ve been dating for a while?”

“What?” Izuku tilted his head a little “I mean,” He scrunched his nose a bit “Didn’t we go on a date after the performance for the festival? When you took me to that cafe?”

“What else?”

“Our study dates? I mean we do study but we also kinda end up watching movies and shows before falling asleep,” The blond slowly nodded “Kami I don’t- OH MY GOD WERE THOSE NOT DATES?!” Denki shook his head “Oh god I am so sorry! I thought they were! I mean I’ve never actually been on a date before then- though I guess I haven’t at all now- they just seemed so similar to how my mom described them! This entire time I thought you were just nervous and I didn’t want to push- maybe I should have pushed- but then I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable-”

“Mido,” The teen stoppd rambling, looking at the ground with a red face “I...I am so stupid!” Denki dissolved into laughter as Izuku gaped at him.

“You’re not stupid!”

“No! I mean like-” The teen laughed again, trying to take deep breaths “God those were dates weren’t they?” He paused in his laughter before looking at Izuku “And...and you said yes to them.”

“W-well of course I did!”

“And then you thought we were dating.”

“I already said sorry-” Denki put a hand over his mouth again, getting a halfhearted glare from the other.

“Dude I was trying to think of ways to ask you out, that’s why I was upset,” Izuku’s eyes widened “Exactly, so this is awesome and it’s amazing, but I feel really dumb now.”

“Oh,” Izuku was silent for a moment before grabbing Denki’s other hand “Well...maybe this could be our actual first date?”

“I’d really like that,” Denki stared at their clasped hands for a moment “Is it cool if I call you Izuku?”

“As long as I get to call you Denki.”

“Deal!”

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Insomnia Squad

The Brain Cell: I wish to relinquish my title, there’s no way I would have the brain power to do what Midoriya just did today.

Tired Of Hearing: Sorry you’re stuck with it ://

XxTheDarknessxX: I did enjoy the lasers very much, it allowed Dark Shadow to have fun but not be overwhelmed by the darkness

The Void: The light has blessed us once again

The Lurker: It was really fun, thank you Midoriya

Beetlejuice: Thank you guys :DDD but I didn’t do a lot of the work! I actually got my cult to help!!

XxTheDarknessxX: We are united under one holy front of light, therefore all work and praise must still go to you

Beetlejuice: grejiodm ok!

Static Shock: I really enjoyed it Izuku!

Beetlejuice: I’m glad :)

Same Brain: Awesome as fuck, the headache was totally worh it

CAPSLOCK: I HAVE MEDS FOR YOU THAT ARE APPROVED AND OTHER DEVISES TO MAKE IT GO AWAY

Same Brain: If no one got me, Mei got me

CAPSLOCK: NP BESTIE

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Bakusquad

Elbows: Was anybody gonna tell me that Mina Ashido the queen of dance herself was going to be teaching Shouto the dance to that song called austin or was I supposed to walk down stairs and see him move like that?

Main Bitch: I’ll fucking throw up in your shoes

Elbows: Bakugou Katsuki I need you to understand how much this shocked me because if I was Denks we’d all be fucked

Sparky: already happened to me bro

Sparky: she taught Izuku Tell Ur GF

Elbows: Bro you had it so much worse how did youl ive?

Sparky: clearly I didn’t because theres no way that didn’t happen in heaven

Ears: Gay

Pinky: I’ll teach Momo next >:))

Ears: oh fuck

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THAT’S IT GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!

12 o’clock Somewhere: WHO’S LISTENING TO CHAPPELL ROAN AND WHY IS IT WITHOUT ME

Banana Man: WITHOUT ME TOO???

Father of 20+: It’s the ‘Dekusquad’ apparently Todoroki hadn’t ‘been blessed by the songs of the gods’ according to Uraraka

All Right: Who is Chappell Roan?

Edward Cullen: Who screamed and why?

Edward Cullen: nevermind

Banana Man: SHO ASK THE KIDS IF WE CAN JOIN AND WE’LL DRAG ALL MIGHT

Father of 20+: The children have, and I quote ‘accepted the offering as it is imperative to the cults mission that all must be blessed by Chappell Roan’

12 o’clock Somewhere: I fucking loves these kids

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Boyfriends :)

Lightning: Izu you good? I heard Chappell Roan and then you screaming???

Thunder: OH MY GOFDDREFJDF

Thunder: WE WERE DANCING AND LISTENING TO IT CAUSE SHO DIDN’T KNOW IT AND THEN ALL MIGHT MIDNIGHT AND PRESENT MIC SHOWED UP AND JOINED US AND I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL ME AND OCHA WERE DANCING TO HOT TO GO SOMEONE NEEDS TO KILL ME

Lightning: I MISSED HOT TO GO????

Lightning: Break up worthy ://

Thunder: WAIT DENKI PLEASE I CANT DEAL WITH A BROKEN HEART ON TOP OF THIS EMBARRASSMENT

Lightning: Break up post poned if you let me join and we play it again

Thunder: DONE

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3 Days Since Villain Attack

DadSensei: Which one of you heathens taught All Might ‘Hot Togo’ because I know it wasn’t Midnight and Present Mic they would be gloating

Acid Trip: I was doing the world a service sir o7

DadSensei: Grounded

Acid Trip: Worth it >:))

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Denki sighed as he erased the answer again. No matter how hard he tried to focus it felt like the words wouldn’t stop moving or jumbling around.

He tried doing his homework with music, a video in the background, even Bakugou had tried to help him with the simple problems, but it still felt like to much.

“Denki?” There was a quiet knock at his door “Are you awake? You didn’t answer your phone.” The blond looked at his phone, seeing the screen stay black. For being a walking phone charger it died a lot.

“One sec,” He closed his school book and went to the door, smiling happily when he saw Izuku on the other side “Hey.”

“Hey,” Denki moved out of the way so Izuku could come into the room “Are you ok?”

“Yeah, stupid phone just died, forgot to plug it in.” Izuku tilted his head before grabbing Denki’s hand and sitting on the bed.

“That’s not everything though is it?” Denki stared at him before sighing and sitting next to him, resting his head on the other teens shoulder.

“No, I can’t get the stupid homework done either.” The blond groaned when Izuku stood up to grab it, but he didn’t have to wait long as Izuku sat back down and began flipping through the papers.

“What’s messing with you?”

“Babe this is us time, I don’t wanna spend it on homework.” Izuku chuckled and kissed his cheek.

“It can always be us time, but I want you to be able to not worry, so what’s up?”

“God I am so in love with you,” Denki sighed dreamily before pointing to the papers “This just isn’t making sense to me, like I know I understood it in class and when the others tried to help, but it feels like a disconnect somewhere, I don’t know.”

Izuku looked at the papers before staring at Denki, the electric user wanted to shrink in on himself a little, the other has this strange power to make it feel like he was looking into someones soul.

“I think you have to much energy.”

“What?”

“You have to much energy, so you’re having trouble focus,” Izuku stood again, this time dragging Denki up with him “So we’re going to walk the school grounds and work on this, I’ll write everything down while you talk.”

“What if the teachers think you just did it?”

“It’s ok, I’ll tell Aizawa Sensei, he’ll understand and make sure the others don’t ask.”

“Izuku I don’t want to make you-”

“You’re not making me do anything Denki, I want to help, besides I need to go for a walk anyway.”

“Oh what? Did you miss your hundred mile run this morning?”

“Actually it was just a mile, but I did,” Denki rolled his eyes dramatically with a groan “You’re the one who said he likes that I can break him like a tooth pick.”

“Who the fuck told you that?!” Izuku ran out of the room with a laugh while Denki quickly grabbed his school work before chasing after his boyfriend “Was it Hanta? I knew I couldn’t trust him!” The green haired teen cackled as they both made it outside.

“It wasn’t anybody, you left your phone open and I saw it.” Denki blushed before groaning.

“In my defense have you seen you?” It was Izuku’s turn to blush.

“I-it’s not that- you know I-” He put his head in his hands.

“Aw, can’t handle compliments still?”

“Not from you!” The two were to busy fighting to notice Tsu walking past them into the dorms, taking a picture of the boys.

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OG Useless Squad

Frogger: DenkiandIzuku.png

Frogger: He’s cheating on us

Mochi Muncher: >:OOOOO I AM BETRAYED AND SHOCKED

Green Spider-Man: PATRICIA IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Mochi Muncher: I wont hesitate bitch

Hand Crusher: My first friend is leaving me

Hand Crusher: I’ll be asking Dabi to kill me in light of this situation

Dad: While I do not condone murder I must agree! This is utter betrayal!

Green Spider-Man: hypocrite

Dad: Shut up

Mochi Muncher: why we whispering?

Frogger: As a member of the Useless Squad I demand answers for this betrayal and abandonment

Green Spider-Man: I didn’t do anything wrong??

Hand Crusher: Talking with the enemy

Green Spider-Man: You hung out with Mina and Sero???

Hand Crusher: Irreverent

Mochi Muncher: EXPLAIN DEKU OR I PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS

Green Spider-Man: AH FINE!!

Green Spider-Man: Denks wanted to hang out but he wasn’t answering his phone so I went to his room right? Well his pgone died and he was having trouble with homework so I suggested we go for a walk and he’d say the answers while I wrote them down!!

Mochi Muncher: Hang out you say? After you threw a party cause he seemed sad?

Mochi Muncher: I know what you are

Green Spider-Man: look in the mirror

Dad: While I am glad Kaminari was doing better I would suggest finding something better so the teachers don’t try to say he was cheating!

Green Spider-Man: I already told Aizawa Sensei!

Hand Crusher: Ah yes, you informed your second father since your first would have no say

Green Spider-Man: Sho I swear to All Might I will throw hands

Hand Crusher: Swear on your father you say?

Green Spider-Man: SHOUTO

Hand Crusher: Yes Endeavor?

Green Spider-Man: :)

Hand Crusher: uh oh, I will be dying soon, everything goes to Uraraka Ochako

Mochi Muncher: FUCK YEAH

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Realistically Denki knew that when you started dating someone your entire life didn’t change, sure it would feel like it, however they were both still hero students who had their own social lives and schedules, but he also felt different ever since he started dating Izuku.

It wasn’t the honey moon phase as far as he could tell because the internet didn’t describe it like this.

He felt better, like his head wasn’t always clouded, he felt stronger and faster, and he was doing better in all of his classes, but he couldn’t figure it out.

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Bakusquad

Sparky: hey so like have yall notivedanything different about me??

Elbows: You seem the same to me bro, still amazing~

Sparky: Bro

Elbows: Bro

Pinky: You seem more focused I think

Ears: I don’t think you’ve shorted out since the ball pit party

Pinky: THATS IT

Pinky: You’re more relaxed, focused, and you haven’t hurt yourself which only means ONE THING

Main Bitch: Deku’s manipulating you.

Pinky: YOU WERE REPLACED BY TOGA

Pinky: Oop- or that, Kats makes more sense

Sparky: manipulating me????

Shitty Hair: Bro manipulating makes it sound bad!

Shitty Hair: He’s just been subtly changing your habits, how you work, what you eat, and your schedual!

Elbows: Ei buddy

Shitty Hair: Yeah no seeing it typed out I understand

Sparky: so Izus been manipulating me ever since the ball pit party

Ears: Before you do anything dramatic think for a second (since you can do that now apparently) is it such a bad thing?

Pinky: I agree!!! You seem a lot better and he’s not like changing your entire personality, you’re still the lovable idiot who loves us!!!!

Elbows: This is sweet yall but he left his phone with me and ran to Mido’s room

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“HAVE YOU BEEN MANIPULATING ME?!” Denki burst through Izuku’s door, not very surprised to see Shouto laying across the bed.

“What?” The teen turned away from the large white board, looking to Shouto for a moment “Did you invite him?”

“No.”

“I invited myself,” Denki walked into the room and calmly closed the door behind him “Izu baby, have you been manipulating me?”

“No?” Izuku capped the marker he was holding and grabbed Denki’s shoulders “Why would you think that?”

“Well I was thinking and ever since the ball pit party I’ve felt different ya know? And not like giddy or excited but straight up different! Like my head feels clearer, I can sit still in class more, my focus is better, the list goes on.”

“Oh!” Izuku smiled sweetly “That! Yeah no I’ve been doing that.”

“What?!” The other only waved his hand before grabbing a notebook.

“A lot of people think it’s quirks that are my hyper-fixation but it’s actually people and how their quirks work in tandem with them! Like how sometimes Sho gets overstimulated by his own quirk and will act angrier or colder depending on which side is bother him.” The teen in question nodded along.

“Ok but what does that have to do with me?”

“You have dyslexia and ADHD right?” The blond nodded “So all of that stuff is connected to the brain, ever since I met you I was really curious about your quirk, especially when I learned about you short circuiting,” He flipped the white board around showing a drawing of a brain “Our brains are more or less piles of meat that send electrical currents through out the body, so I assumed that you over using your quirk was damaging your brain and your circulatory system, then I got to thinking, what if your ADHD and dyslexia are being dialed up to 11 by your quirk? I talked to Principal Nedzu, Aizawa Sensei, and Mei and they all said it was likely, Principal Nedzu and Aizawa Sensei suggested doing a bunch of tests to find your limit but me and Mei came up with a different idea! What if instead we did things or changed things that would affect your energy out put?”

“So what did you do exactly?”

“Just simple stuff! It started out with you taking walks or runs with me, it burned off a small amount of your energy, just enough to help you focus for periods of time, then I looked into different foods and vitamins that would help and talked to Kacchan about adding them to your portions of food! Then I talked to Aizawa Sensei about your training and how changing it would allow you to burn off more access while also training your body to handle more! And then I’ve been talking to Mei about a support item that will collect any access and feed it back to you so you don’t short circuit!”

“So you created an entire scheme just so I would be healthier and not hurt myself?”

“Of course! I don’t plan on you dying before me so the only solution was to make it harder for you to hurt yourself on accident!” the electric user stood there in shock, his brain slowly processing all of the new information “T-this doesn’t weird you out right? Because I would totally understand if it did! The only person who hasn’t freaked out was Sho and Kacchan insists he didn’t freak out but when I showed him this in middle school he wasn’t exactly happy and-” Izuku was cut off as Denki pulled him into a bone crushing hug.

“Izuku I have never loved someone as much as I love you,” He pulled back just enough to kiss the other “You are so amazing.” Izuku immediately calmed down and laughed.

“I love you too Denki! But seriously if this freaks you out-”

“Izu, a super hot guy caring about me so much that he manipulates my life just to make sure I live longer than him could never freak me out,” He clapped his hands together “What freaks me out is that you did this to Katsuki?”

“Well I just told him, handed him his own notebook when we were in middle school because he was aiming for the top and if he was going to be the top then he needed to be in peak shape, did you know he still follows it? I’m pretty sure that’s why his bed time is still 8 pm.”

“You did that?”

“Sort of! I did when we were really young, Kacchan wouldn’t listen to his parents so they asked me to convince him to go to bed at a different time….tragically no one could get me to go to bed at a normal time, not even the All Might Public Service Announcements.” Shouto let out a low whistle at that.

“That’s…genuinely surprising,” Denki looked down at the notebook in Izuku’s hand “Is that what has the information?”

“Hm? Oh yes! You can take it if you want! I have another copy in my folder, it’s next to Sho’s and Kacchan’s.”

“Wait Shouto, man, do you follow it?” The teen shrugged a little.

“I follow most of it, sometimes it doesn’t coincide with things I want so me and Izuku come up with plans to fix it, you actually walked in on that.”

“Oh, I thought this was just the mind control meeting and you didn’t invite me because you thought I was being mind controlled.”

“No we already tested you,” Shouto sat up and rested his mouth against his clasped hands “Now to weed out those that cannot be saved.”

“You should probably go back with Sero before he thinks you did something drastic.”

“Good idea gorgeous!”

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Denki Gay Crisis Corner

Scott Pilgrim: IM IN LOVE WITH IZUKU ‘SOON TO BE KAMINARI’ MIDORIYA

Music Therapy: Weren’t you just told he was manipulating you?

Brain Surgeon: Without me??? For shame!

FlexTape: Yeah man what happened?

Scott Pilgrim: so like I went to ask Izuku because as much as I love our ear Kacchan he can be like that sometimes

Outta This World: real™

Scott Pilgrim: SO! I went to his room where him and Shouto were having their mind control meeting and I asked him about it, at first he was like really confused but then he handed me this notebook and explained all the small ways hes been getting rid of my energy and how hes been adding viteomsn to my food so im healthy <333333

Brain Surgeon: wtf where’s mine???

Music Therapy: You’re not upset about not getting invited to a mind control meeting?

Brain Surgeon: Of course not, my being there could ruin the meetings/tests

Outta This World: What tests????

Brain Surgeon: Tell that bitch Izuku if he wants to keep being friends I want a notebook

Outta This World: Is no one worried about the tests???

Scott Pilgrim: He said he has one ready for you and ‘you’ll find it when you need it most’

Brain Surgeon: Mysterious, tell him I’d make out with him if we were in a room together

Scott Pilgrim: I will but I wont be happy about it >:((((

Outta This World: WEHAT TESTS??????

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Bakusquad

Elbows: @Sparky where you at pookie I miss you :((((

Sparky: Hangin with Izuku and Shouto

Sparky: I didn’t think I could love Izuku more but he’s playing FNF and he is fucking it up!! So me and Sho are just chillin and watchin tik toks

Elbows: 👀👀👀👀👀👀 you’re with Shouto?

Sparky: yee yee, we chillin, he’s laying on Izuku’s back while I lay nest to em

Elbows: Well I was gonna ask if you wanted to get slushies with me but now I just kinda wanna hang with yall

Sparky: BROOOOOO YES LET’S BRING SHO AND IZU ADN WE CAN FLRIT WITH EM

Elbows: banger idea tht is why we’re besties!!!!

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Denki put his phone down and looked to where his boyfriend was currently finishing up the final stage. He didn’t bother asking Izuku since he knew the other wouldn’t mind going for a walk to get drinks, but he felt like it was always a toss up with Shouto.

“Hey Sho,” The teen hummed “Wanna go get slushies with us?” The bi-colored teen narrowed his eyes.

“Who will be there? You, Mina, and Izuku combined tire my out.” The blond nodded along.

“That’s fair, but it’ll just be us three and Hanta, it was his idea.”

“Hanta?” Shouto suddenly stood up “Give me five minutes.” Then he ran out of the room just as Izuku finished the song.

“We’re getting slushies?”

“Yeah, Hanta wanted to go get some and when I said I was with y’all I suggested we all go so I can flirt with my boyfriend and he can flirt with pretty boy.” Izuku’s eyes widened.

“He likes Sho?!” Izuku tackled the blond “This is amazing! We have to set them up!”

“Babe don’t even worry about it, I’m in it for the long haul.”

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OG Useless Squad!

Green Spider-man: Hey sho ;))) you and Hanta seem to be talking a lot ;))) having fun?

Hand Crusher: Shut the fuck up I don’t know how to talk to people let alone flirt

Mochi Muncher: oh!!!! Tell him how pretty you think he is!!!!

Hand Crusher: That kind of intimate compliment doesn’t come till marriage Uraraka I’m not a whore

Frogger: Every day you all somehow make me love and regret being friends with you all

Frogger: Talk to him about training the other day, you said you liked the move he pulled near the end of the exercise

Hand Crusher: Tsu is the only helpful one

Mochi Muncher: I TRIED TO HELP BUT YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE IM A WHORE

Dad: We wont judge you if you are

Mochi Muncher: I’m not????

Frogger: Is there something wrong with being a whore?

Mochi Muncher: OF COURSE NOT WHORE IT UP QUEENS???

Dad: The first step is admitting you did something wrong

Mochi Muncher: IM NOT WHORE SHAMING

Dad: Perhaps I should ask Midnight Sensei to give us a lesson on body/sex positivity

Green Spider-man: Guys please I barely survived sex ed can we please just let Ochako slut shame in peace?

Mochi Muncher: IM NOT SLUT SHAMING I LOVE SLUTS

Frogger: I get it you only want them for their body and don’t see them as people

Mochi Muncher: NO

Hand Crusher: Everyone shut up about Ochako’s slut shaming problem Hanta is giving me weird looks

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“I think if we get the biggest cup we can empty the machine and create a Franken Slushie.”

“Is that even allowed?”

“I think if we pay for the amount it’s fine.”

“U-um sirs?” The four turned to the cashier who was slightly cowering behind the counter “Can you please get on the ground? We’re being robbed.” All four turned towards the entrance where a large man with strange fingers was glaring at them.

“Oh,” Denki turned to Sero “Is that what all that noise was?”

“Probably?”

“Hey!” The guy waved his hands, causing the other patrons to duck “You better pay attention or I start shooting!”

“...With what gun?”

“My fingers are guns dumbasses! Now get-” The guy was cut off as Izuku suddenly darted forward and punched him across the jaw, easily knocking him out.

“Woo! Go Izuku!” Denki cheered before turning back to the machine “Now how do we do Franken Slushie?”

“I could buy the machine and Izuku could carry it out.”

“Ooo, maybe we can go to the store across the street and buy like a sled or something and I can tape it up so it’s easier to carry.”

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5 Days Since Villain Attack

DadSensei: I have two questions and they better be answered or everyone is getting grounded

DadSensei: Where did the slushie machine come from?

DadSensei: Why did I just get a call from the police that @Definitely Haunted @Pretty Boy @Lightning McQueen and @REAL Spider-man where involved in a robbery?

Not A Ghost: I have no idea but I’m gonna go with that’s how they got the machine

Acid Trip: Did yall rob a gas station???

Definitely Haunted: WE DIDN’T STEAL ANYTHING I PROMISE

DadSensei: Problem Child

Lightning McQueen: we didn’t rob the gas station but some oher guy was tring to and then Sho bought the slushie machine so we could make at homw Franken Slushie™

DadSensei: Did you give a statement to the police?

REAL Spider-man: Nah we had to leave cause we already unplugged the machine to take it and the cops took to long

DadSensei: Todoroki was with you, he has an ice quirk

REAL Spider-man: ….I have no idea why we didn’t think of that

Pretty Boy: You looked like you were having fun trying to race back to the dorms so I didn’t feel the need to say anything

DadSensei: Todoroki you needed to talk to the police.

Pretty Boy: ACAB

DadSensei: Todoroki Shouto

Pretty Boy: ACAB minus the detective and his cat head partner?

DadSensei: Acceptable, I want you four to write a statement and email them to Tsukauchi

‘Good Influence’: I shall make sure it’s sent by the end of the day Aizawa Sensei!

DadSensei: Thank you Iida

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Insomnia Squad

Static Shock: yooooo my night time boys

Static Shock: my night time pals

Static Shock: my night time gals

CAPSLOCK: I AM A NIGHT TIME GAL

Static Shock: yes you are

Static Shock: BUT I cam here for a reason! We have procureed a slushie machine and Shouto agreed to let us share it, so any meeting of the Inomnia Squad shall be sponsored by Franken Slushie™

The Void: How did you get a slushie machine?

Same Brain: Went to the slushie machine store obviously

The Brain Cell: Is that why I heard Vlad Sensei mumbling about a gas station robbery?

Tired Of Hearing: Did you guys rob a gas station????

Static Shock: The robbery was unrelated to the slushie machine

Beetlejuice: Someone tried to rob the gas station while we were there but I stopped them :))

Static Shock: yeah ya did gorgeus

The Lurker: Can I come over and have one now? I really like slushie

Static Shock: Hell yeah we got the cups and everything

Same Brain: Learn to spell

Static Shock: NP AND YOU CNT MAKE ME

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THAT’S IT GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE

Banana Man: Shouta wont say it so I will

Banana Man: 1-A problem children have gotten a slushie machine and I say we take some slushie and make adult drinks >:))

Father of 20+: Do not do it in the dorms the children wil somehow get drunk and I can’t handle that

13^th Reason: You think Iida and Yaomomo would let that happen?

Father of 20+: You don’t think those two would start it? I deal with the same people they do

Edward Cullen: How did they get a slushie machine?

Banana Man: Gas station robbery

DigDug: I knew it was only a matter of time before they started committing crimes

Father of 20+: My children have done no such thing ever and anyone who says otherwise is a dirty fucking liar

12 o’clock Somewhere: They stopped a gas station robbery and just happened to be buying the machine

All Right: That’s good! I’m glad our students still hold their ideals even outside of school :)

DigDug: Ik for a fact at least four of those students have planned a murder

All Right: Have you thought that maybe they were in the right? :)

Father of 20+: My children have done nothing wrong ever and anyone who says otherwise is a dirty fucking liar

Rat King: They cannot be charged or triad for anything that happens will at UA

13^th Reason: I love this school

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OG Useless Squad!

Mochi Muncher: Heeeeeeey Deku, are you in the dorms? Me and some of the others are doing face masks and self care stuff

Green Spider-Man: Sorry!!! I’m visiting my mom and I wont be back until tomorrow :((

Hand Crusher: And what if I kms?

Green Spider-Man: I’ll be back tomorrow??????

Hand Crusher: Not soo n enough, who else is suppsoed to annoy Katsuki with me?

Frogger: I’ll join

Frogger: He needs to be humbled again and I am more than willing

Dad: I would like to join with the face masks and self care

Mochi Muncher: Ooooooo yes yes yes come join us, we’re in Yaomomos room

Dad: Splendid

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Denki Gay Crisis Corner

Scott Pilgrim: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HES GONE HE LEFT ME RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brain Surgeon: My brother in UA he is visiting his mother????

Scott Pilgrim: WHY CANT I GO WITH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Outta This World: The gay yearning is to much idk what to do with him

Brain Surgeon: What if we just let him suffer?

Scott Pilgrim: :((( all my friends hate me and the love of my life is off to war :(((

Music Therapy: Bros gonna start writing letters to his husband whos in the trenches

Scott Pilgrim: It’s been so long since I saw your green eyes my love, may they sparkle as brightly as your soul as you fight to return to me. The nights are cold without your warm embrace and I hope not to suffer for more than a moment without you.

Outta this World: First time he hasn’t miss spelled tsomething and its so gay and about his little crush

Brain Surgeon: The crush is the size of the fucking country now

Scott Pilgrim: Mky love knows no bounds

Music Therapy: I hate gay people

FlexTape: We are gay people

Music Therapy: Self hate is strong and Denki brings it out in me

Scott Pilgrim: You wish you were as gay and in love as I am, especially in someone so amazing you stupid bisexual

Music therapy: You’re an even dumber bisexual and I will have you know my gay love for Momo is amazing and she is so fucking cool and better than Midoriya

Scott Pilgrim: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

Music Therapy: MEET ME IN THE FUCKING COMMON ROOM IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS IN THE NAMKE OF MOMO

Scott Pilgrim: ILL KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF IXUKU LETS FUCKING GO

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THAT’S IT GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!

12 o’clock Somewhere: Shouta

12 o’clock Somewhere: Why are two of your students throwing hands in the common room?

Father of 20+: If its Bakugou and anyone else ignore it, I heard Todoroki and Tsu making plans to annoy him and anything that happens after that is gods will

Banana Man: Surprisgly its Jiro and Kaminari? I don’t think I’ve ever seen these two fight before?

All Right: Why would those two be fighting? They get along so well!

12 o’clock Somewhere: I heard something about the honor of their love!!!! Isn’t that the cutest???? <3333

Father of 20+: I knew those two dating the smartest kids would be a mistake, why must I suffer for it?

Banana Man: Do we have to stop them? I kinda wanna see who wins

Rat King: I see no issue with letting them fight! As long as adults are observing it it’s fine!

Edward Cullen: Betting 2,000 yen on the girl

12 o’clock Somewhere: 5,000 on Jiro!!

All Right: I will bet 2,000 on young Kaminari, he deserves some faith!

Father of 20+: After Problem Childs manipulation he’s stronger but Jiro is still gonna kick his ass

DigDug: I’m sorry after Midoriyas what?

13^th Reason: His manipulation keep up

DigDug: What is his manipulation???

Concrete: I don’t want to know what the students are doing in their free time

Concrete: 5,000 on Jiro

That Dawg In Me: 2,000 on Kaminari

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7 Days Since Villain Attack

Lightning McQueen: KYOKA MIGHT HAVE KICKED MY ASS BUT SHE CAN NEVER KICK MY SPIRIT!!!!!

The Bass: I’ll fuckin find a way one day

KEM: If you ever do lemme know I gotta kick his ass too

The Bass: Together we can find a way to destroy his spirit

Lightning McQueen: NEVER YOU MOTHER FUCKLERS!!!!!!

REAL Spider-Man: Fuckler

Acid Trip: Fuckler

Lightning McQueen: Shouto you said you were gonna commit ealier? Mind if I join?

Pretty Boy: I think if we’re both dead then Izuku might lose it

DadSensei: For the love of god of Problem Child loses it I’m gonna lose it

Lightning McQueen: Two stones or one bird

KEM: That is not at all the fucking saying jesus christ

Lightning McQueen: Ik but I love ragebaiting

KEM: DIE

Definitely Haunted: HOLY FUCK KAACVHAN KACCHAN OH MY FUCKING GOD

Lightning McQueen: You good bbaby???

KEM: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Definitely Haunted: Kacchan

Definitely Haunted: Izuku Bakugou

Lightning McQueen: NO???

Acid Trip: WHAT

KEM: Oh fuck

KEM: Katsuki Midoriya

MANLY: Genuinky what is happening?? I don’t think I’ve ever seen Denks panic so much???

Definitely Haunted: I think Midoriya sounds better

KEM: Yeah but we outnumber you

Definitely Haunted: Oh so the fact that my father left me means I’m less than oyu?

KEM: Yes absolutely

Definitely Haunted: WOOOOOOW OK FUCK YOU

‘Good Influence’: While I am enjoying watching this, please explain what is going on

The Bass: Yeah I like to fuck with Denks but I think he’s genuinely panicking

Definitely Haunted: I’M SO SORRY I PROMISE THERE IS A NROMAL EXPLANAITION

KEM: We’ve been preparing for this day to come for fucking years and it finally has

KEM: Our parents are definitely fucking

Definitely Haunted: KACCHAN THAT IS MY MOTHER

KEM: And? Those are my fucking parents???

Definitely Haunted: YOU CALLED YOUR MOTHER A WHORE LAST WEEK

KEM: YOU FUCKS CALLED ROUND FACE A WHORE NONE STOP FOR LIKE THREE DAYS???

Definitely Haunted: BECAUSE SHE WAS SLUT SHAMING??????

Defying Gravity: I WASNT FUCKING SLUT SHAMING I WANT THEM TO SLUT IT UP IF THEY WANNA STOP SAYING I WAS SLUT SHAMING

Pretty Boy: Ok slut shamer

Defying Gravity: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID WHORE I HATE IT HERE

DadSensei: Do I need Midnight to do another class on body positivity?

Defying Gravity: I respect you so much Aizawa Sensei but I hate you right now, you are gods mistake

DadSensei: Damn right I am, Problem Children #1 and #2, let the school know if this causes any changes in your paper work

Definitely Haunted: Yes sir