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It’s a chat log consisting of a few familiar names. As you see the group chat members, you begin to wonder: how did any of these people coexist in the same chatroom? It's no wonder Ghost seemed a little weirded out forwarding the log to you.
Eido
Hello world!
Rhulk
This was a mistake.
Nez
No, it wasn't
Rhulk
How did you even get our numbers anyway. Who is this
Eido
Uh
Eido
I asked around for some contacts
Rhulk
That idiot guardian
Rhulk
Never should have trusted him
nightmare daddy
Oh, if it isn't that young scribe
Nez
What
nightmare daddy
oh sorry
Oryx
is that better
Nez
No. It was fine
Nez
but I deserve to be called the REAL nightmare daddy
Rhulk
You all are immature miscreants
Real Nightmare Daddy
Oh please
Real Nightmare Daddy
As if I haven't heard you whining about not having your perfect blend of coffee in the morning
Rhulk
That is different! We are boyfriends. Only you get to hear this side of me
Oryx
Boys
Oryx
Keep the arguments in the bedroom
Eido
I'm not done inviting everyone yet!
Savathûn
Hi
Real Nightmare Daddy
If it isn't the Bitch Queen herself
Savathûn
Excuse me
Savathûn
We have hardly quarreled
Savathûn
What gives
Real Nightmare Daddy
You stole my phone to impersonate me and then locked me in a closet
Savathûn
What
Savathûn
It was a joke
Real Nightmare Daddy
A TERRIBLE ONE
Savathûn
Oh sweetie
Savathûn
Going to cry?
Oryx
Please don't antagonize them
Rhulk
I apologize but your sister is, politely, a total bitch
Savathûn
You're the ones that can't take a good joke! Laughter is good for the soul
Real Nightmare Daddy
Sleep with all three eyes open tonight.
Savathûn
What is sleep when I could spend all day playing with you?
Rhulk
I can't catch a break today, can I
Eido
You can! DM me.
As you finish the excerpt, you begin to wonder…
Such caricatures of the people you've fought and defeated before. You think that you would much rather be beefing with these versions of your enemies. Getting locked in a closet would be much better (and give you a better laugh) than being senselessly slaughtered while trying to take down a god of the Hive.