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Now only dogs will follow me (Is He Following?) by phantasm_png (chibellero)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2024
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“It doesn’t automatically make you a master chef just because you can cook better than me! A baby could cook better than me.”
“I can’t believe you just insulted yourself to make a point.”
“Really, now? Has seven years really made you that much of a stranger to me, Alastor?” Vox ribs playfully as the other man snorts, flipping the pan as he cooks.
“Perish the thought. I’ve never once forgotten your annoying mug.”
“Okay, first of all, I’ve got people lining up at my doors just to shake my hand because of this ‘annoying mug.’ And secondly, your avoidance has proven my point entirely— you can’t cook!”
“Can too,” Alastor rolls his eyes.
“Oh, yeah? Prove it. What are you cooking right now?”
“Meat, obviously.”
Vox, former best criminal profiler in the entirety of the United States turned popular true crime show host is brought back on for a particularly urgent string of killings. As he begins to get more and more entangled in this web of death, Vox finds himself learning truths he never meant to uncover about himself.
Luckily, his childhood friend turned psychologist and radio host is always willing to lend a helping hand.Series