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How to not fuck your roommates

Summary:

Finding themselves alone in the confinements of their shared apartment, the lines between friendship and sexual attraction begin to fade, and the four pro heroes can do nothing but give in to their desires
To relax, they say, and with absolute zero feelings in between

OR

An excuse to write roommates with benefits involving Uraraka, Midoriya, Bakugou and Kirishima
Specific pair requests within the mentioned characters are much appreciated <3

Chapter 1: It's a party in the UA (except not)

Chapter Text

And fail miserably

 

It all started a few months ago, when they were about to graduate

She was panicking, and not because she hadn’t found an agency to work with, oh no, that wasn’t the issue. Her old mentor, the Dragon Hero, requested her to be a rookie at her agency, and Ochako said yes faster than when she says yes to mochi

Some of her classmates, Momo, Todoroki and Iida, were starting their own agency and invited her to participate, but she declined. She felt the need to work under someone who knows exactly what they’re doing, and she wouldn’t be comfortable joining a new and fresh agency. She couldn’t afford that uncertainty and chaos

So yeah, she had a job already waiting for her as soon as she graduated

The issue was that she couldn’t find a place to live

Because pretty much everyone was joining the “Prodigy” agency (she thinks that the name is a little lame and braggy but who is she to judge her classmates), they will all be living near the agency building, which is on the other side of the town, far away from her workplace

Apparently, the building belonged to Momo’s parents, and they will let them use it to start their new agency and begin their hero lives in the best way possible

Life goes so well when you’re so privileged

The resentment she felt was kept in the deepest part of her heart, it’s not her fault that her parents couldn’t give her a whole ass building and all the money she needed to start an agency of her own

Anyway, she digresses

So that was a problem, she couldn’t afford a whole apartment by herself, nor could she ask one of her girlfriends to live with her, since Momo, Jirou and Mina would be working at the Prodigy agency, and Hagakure and Tsuyu would move abroad and work with foreign heroes and gain some more experience

When all of that started to bottle up inside of her, just one week before graduating, she nearly called the Dragon Hero to say that she would not be working with her anymore because she needed to move back into her parent’s house and work in construction

And then an angel appeared before her

Well, more like a devil that disguised himself as an angel, at least in her wildest fantasies, but that wasn’t important

One day, the Monday before their graduation on Saturday, her best friend came to her with his eyes shining with excitement and his hands folded like he was about to request something something

He asked her, no, begged her to move in with him

That confused her, because one of the reasons why she didn’t ask him to room with her in the first place was that he was also moving abroad

He told her then that he had changed his mind and needed a little more time in Japan. All Might advised him to become a pro hero while he was still in a place he was already used to, so then he could go and gain more experience in other countries

That had delighted her. Of course, she didn’t like the idea of being away from one of her best friends in the entire world, but she had already accepted that she would have to enter her adult life without his support

So it was obvious that she was so glad when he told her that he wasn’t going to do it anymore, and that he wanted to share a living space with her

And she said yes

In that same conversation, she asked him if he had already found an apartment for them and he said yes, only there was a little problem

The rent was too expensive for just two people because the apartment had four bedrooms, but he told her that it was the best option he could find and that they only needed to find two more people to live with them

They could even be from other classes or other courses! They just had to find them

They didn’t

The two of them spent the entire week asking people to room with them, but since it was already the end of the school year, some already had plans to live with other people, and others told them that their workplace was not near their apartment

On the day before graduation, they were both panicking, because the landlord of the apartment said that he would rent it to someone else unless they paid the first rent by the end of that week

She had been crying in the kitchen late at night, just a few hours away from their graduation, when god descended on earth and answered her prayers

But not before she humiliated herself

Her face was all flushed, her eyes were all wet, and her nose was running when Kirishima entered the kitchen and immediately grabbed her by the face to ask her what was wrong, or if anyone had hurt her

She had wailed like a baby and clung to him like one as well, and told him that house searching was a bitch. His strong, huge, and delicious arms around her unfortunately were doing nothing to make her feel better, but she could appreciate them nonetheless

After he let her cry for ten more minutes, he pulled her back to ask her what was really wrong

Sniffing, she managed to tell him that both she and Deku were fucked because they couldn’t find anyone to room with them, and that they would be losing the apartment if they didn’t pay the first month of rent by the end of the week

Kirishima had blinked, and asked her if they were still looking for people to move in with them, and how many

When she said two, it was like angels started to sing in the sky, that’s how she felt when the gentle giant beamed at her and started to shake her shoulders in exciment

“ME AND KAT NEED A PLACE TO STAY TOO”

So that’s how it went. After a lot of convincing, the blond agreed to share the apartment with her and with Deku, “as long as my room is the furthest away from the nerd’s”

So that next Monday, after a whole weekend of partying and saying goodbyes, they moved to their new house, and because she was the only girl and the boys were gentlemen, they let her stay in the only room that had a bathroom in it, so that she could have that extra privacy

The first week of living together was chaotic. They barely saw each other because of their schedules, and when they did, somehow it always turned into a fight. When they lived at the dorms it never happened, but something about sharing a smaller space with just four people made them too aware of each other and sometimes their nerves would get the best of them

That’s why at the end of that week she called for a house meeting, and they agreed that they should plan their chores ahead, so that the house wasn’t always a mess and they could live at peace with each other

Thankfully, it worked

A few mishaps still happened over the first month, but after a while, they settled on their hero/work routine at the same time they settled into their house routine, so it didn’t take long for their fights to end and went back to their friendships

But, just when things started to settle down, some feelings in her started to rise up

You see, Kirishima had a problem. It’s a problem that has been following him since the start of their dorm life, and he has not been able to stop it

That boy is the definition of If I don’t have to wear a shirt I won’t

So it’s completely normal that he would do it in his own house, right? Where he knows it’s safe and where he shouldn’t have any problem at all exposing himself like that because there are no weirdos to stare at him in their home

Except for the fact that she had to stop herself from salivating every time she walked into the apartment and he wasn’t wearing a shirt, or every time he walked into the apartment and immediately took off his shirt, or even when they were just talking and that motherfucker decided that he didn’t want to wear his shirt anymore

Somehow, someway, she always managed to keep a straight face when he showed up in front of her with his chest and biceps and lickable abs in full display, and she was proud of herself for that

Until the other two started to do the same

Look, she was used to Kirishima. Like it was said, the boy has been doing this shit since they were in high school, and even though they were in closer quarters now, she could handle him

But she could not handle the addition of them

She had never seen them without their shirts before. Unlike the redhead, the other boys always kept their clothes on, even when they were working out. She just had never come upon Deku and Bakugou without clothes

So when Deku walked out of the bathroom freshly showered after a long day of work without a shirt on, she nearly collapsed

And then he kept doing it

Not much longer after, she came home after going out to buy some groceries and found Bakugou on the couch with his chest completely bare

Her orange juices didn’t survive after she lost her strength in her arms for a second and they fell to the ground, earning a very nasty scolding from the half-naked blonde to get her shit together

After weeks of being tortured like that, she decided to “retaliate”

Her shorts suddenly became shorter and her shirts became tighter. Back at the dorms, she would’ve never dared to walk out of her room with just a pair of women’s boxers and a tight tank top, but this was her home, so she should be comfortable, right?

And comfortable she was, and a little smug every time she caught one of them, or even the three of them staring at her

It felt good, she felt powerful when they looked at her like she was a whole ass meal and they couldn’t wait to devour her

It was a nice change from all the shit the media, the press and the public said about her more curve body. More than once she has heard people talking about her weight, and some of them didn’t hold back their hatred of the way she looked in the comments of her social media posts

So, yeah, having three of the hottest most promising pro heroes looking at her like that felt pretty amazing, like she could conquer the world and have them at her beck and call

The atmosphere in the house began to change, there was a type of tension in the air that they could cut with a knife, and she had to hold her breath when she found herself in the same with one of them. It was worse when it was the four of them

It was like they were all waiting for someone to crack, or put an end to all the ridiculous tiptoeing they did to each other

Thankfully, it wasn’t long until someone actually did it