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*Oscar Piastri created a new group chat*
*Oscar Piastri added 22 people*
*Oscar Piastri changed their name to oscar*
grid family (and carlos)
oscar:
hi people welcome to my group chat
Mark Webber:
Oscar, what is this?
oscar:
a group chat
Lando Norris:
no shit osc
Sebastian Vettel:
No swearing!
Lando Norris:
yes mum
Mark Webber:
But seriously Oscar, what is this about?
oscar:
well charles adopted me so i wanted to have a family group chat
Mark Webber:
1. I did not agree in Charles adopting you
2. Don’t you guys already have a group chat?
oscar:
yes but george doesn’t let us have fun in it 😪
so hello family welcome
George Russel:
BECAUSE ITS A SERIOUS GROUP CHAT
But hello everybody
Lando Norris:
HELLO MFS
and george urso boring
Sebastian Vettel:
Lando!
Lando Norris:
yes ik
no swering
sorry seb
Sebastian Vettel:
Good
Now, everyone say hello to Oscar who made this group chat for us
Lando Norris:
HI OSC 🤟🤟
oscar:
HI LANDO 🤟🤟
Daniel Ricciardo:
IDK WHY WERE SCREAMING BUT HI OSCAR THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUN
Mark Webber:
This is going to be a disaster, but hi kid
Checo Pérez:
Hi Oscar
Nico Hulkberg:
Hi Oscar
Kevin Magnussen:
Hi Oscar
Valteri Bottas:
Hi Oscar
Lewis Hamilton:
Hi Oscar
Pierre Gasly:
hi Oscar
Alex Albon:
hi teammates best friend
Fernando Alonso:
Hi Oscar
Esteban Ocon:
hi Oscar
Yuki Tsunoda:
hi oscar
Zhou Guanyu:
hi oscar
Lance Stroll:
hi Oscar
Logan Sargeant:
hi oscar my best friend
oscar:
hi logan my best friend
and hi everyone 😊
Lando Norris:
i thot i was ur best friend
oscar:
uuuh
you’re my best teammate?
Logan Sargeant:
hey!!!
i was also your teammate
oscar:
uuuuuuuh
Pierre Gasly:
oh this is already so much better than george’s group chat
Lando Norris:
osc?
Logan Sargeant:
oscar?
oscar:
uuuuh
…
oh charles i see you’re online
hi new dad
Charles Leclerc:
hi my new son!!!
Mark Webber:
No.
oscar:
i want to meet my brother leo
Charles Leclerc:
yes we have to arrange a meeting!!
Alex Albon:
I love how they’re just ignoring Mark
Max Verstappen:
hi oscar
Charles Leclerc:
HI MAX!!
Checo Pérez:
Noooo
not here too
Charles Leclerc:
no what?
Max Verstappen:
yeah what do you mean
i just said hi
Checo Pérez:
NO
YOU GUYS ARE FLIRTING
LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
AND I'M ALWAYS THERE
IN THE MIDDLE
Lando Norris:
lmaooo
poor guy has truma
Carlos Sainz:
yes have you not seen his face in those moments
HEY WHY IS MY NAME APART IN THE GROUP CHAT
oscar:
i’m not family with guys that push me off track and then blame me 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Fernando Alonso:
Oh I love this kid
Carlos Sainz:
NANDO
QUÉ TE PASA
NO TE PONGAS DE SU LADO
oscar:
i bet he’s throwing a tantrum again
Alex Albon:
BURNNNNN
Carlos Sainz:
you are so immature
oscar:
says you 🤨
Max Verstappen:
charles i love your son
Charles Leclerc:
just my son?
Checo Pérez:
STOP
Max Verstappen:
you’re just jealous your wife isn’t in this chat
Yuki Tsunoda:
are you calling charles your wife?
oscar:
wait
if charles is the wife
does that mean max is my dad
and charles my mum?
Max Verstappen:
i’m totally okay with that
Charles Leclerc:
hey!!! 😡
oscar:
hi new dad and mum!!
Mark Webber:
Once again, I did not agree to that
oscar:
don’t be jealous mark
you can be my grandpa
Fernando Alonso:
I LOVE THIS KID
oscar:
well nando
if mark is my grandpa
that means you are too
Fernando Alonso:
Mark come take your kid
Logan Sargeant:
i’m having so much fun
Charles Leclerc:
wait
oscar
seb is my grid dad
sooooo
he’s your grandpa too!!
oscar:
YES
Sebastian Vettel:
I did not ask to be involved in this
oscar:
you don’t want to be my grandpa 😞
Sebastian Vettel:
No no no
I will be your grandpa
oscar:
WOOHOO
Lando Norris:
not osc hving all the old guys wiped 💀💀💀
Fernando Alonso:
Who are you calling old huh?
Lance Stroll:
you
duh
Fernando Alonso:
ILL SHOW YOU HOW OLD I AM AT THE RACE
Sebastian Vettel:
Okay that’s enough for today
goodbye everyone sleep well
oscar:
bye family
(and carlos)
see you tomorrow
Carlos Sainz:
💀💀💀