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1. Platonic what now? by KafkaTamura

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   14 Jul 2024

   Tags

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   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
   • I can't emphasize enough how platonic this is
   • RadioApple is in a Queer Platonic Relationship
   • Cannibalism
   • in a very not sexy way
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • not explained in any details though
   • there's a lot of swears but not more than in the show
   • seriously nothing worse than canon happens here
   • huskerdust in the background
   • not tagged because it's really not the point
   • Alastor is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Aromantic Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Sex-Repulsed Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Romance-Repulsed Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust is a Little Shit (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Blood Drinking
   • in a glass not in a sexy vampire way
   • Never Have I Ever
   • Autistic Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Author is projecting on the Radio Demon and the King of Hell
   • and isn't ashamed to admit it
   • the word platonic is used an ungodly amount of times
   • Queerplatonic Relationships

   Summary

   A spontaneous game of Never have I ever forces Alastor to divulge a secret he never meant to be known by anyone. Worst of all, Lucifer reacts to it in the worst possible way.

   Can they find some common ground, or will this end in bloodshed?

   In which: Angel Dust fucks around (metaphorically for once) and finds out, Alastor is aggressively romance and sex repulsed (with emphasis on the aggressively) and Lucifer can't stop making innuendos to save his life.

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   English

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