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The meetings were happening soon and they were something Canada always dreaded. All of them were nothing but chaos, they never got stuff done, and they never noticed him. It sucked. He would be lying if he was saying that it was not worth it because he got see his family again
The meeting was happening soon and it was in America this time except no one knew how to get there . Canada thinks britain mustive cursed the meetings as a joke but he probably doesn't have the sense of humor to be that funny.
“So it should be uhm.. Over Here.. Uhh” America was looking at a map of New york with a confused look on his face as he walked around pretending like he knows where he's going. So far Canada has had to stop him from running into traffic six times due to the fact that he doesn't pay attention to anything.
“Mon ami, how did you get lost in your own country?” France asks the smug smile long gone from his face after the fifth time around the same exact street. With France’s totally not makeup starting to come off his face America's stupidity was less funny and now just exhausting.
“Where not lost. I just don't know where we are.” America said enthusiastically with his signature a-ok grin on his face. His hair was now sweaty from the walking around and his nice suit was a little messed up with the crumbs from when they stopped for lunch around hour 2 of looking around.
Ushully Germany wouldn't stand them being two hours late if it wasn't for the fact that everyone else was late (minus south korea who has always been a prefrectioness). In their group chat half of them weren't even in the right country.
As Canada looked up at the sun wondering why the world had to be so hot and couldn't just keep cool and wonderful. He didn't like winter in Canada but doesn't like summer anywhere else. It’s way too hot everywhere else but he doesn't say that, he just politey smiled and said ‘nice weather’.
Because he was like that.
Canada was pulled out of his thoughts when America stopped suddenly in the middle of a path.
“Mon ami why did you sto-” France stopped mid sentence and was staring at something Canada and England looked to where the other two nations were gaping at and-
“I’m sorry, What the bloody fuck?” England asked loudly staring at whatever that was.
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So after whatever that was, Canada decided that he was officially done with Americans that aren't his brother.
“So, lad. Are we going to talk about what just was?” England asked the traumatized shock still on his face. His usually gentleman look that he said ‘fuck off’ was gone and replaced by confusian and a ‘what the fuck look’
“Nope,” America responded with a little obnoxious rock pop with the p sound. “No we will not..”
“Do you know what it was talking about? Who's steven?” Canada asked for the first time since that horrifying two minutes.”
“No idea,” America responded with the clearly distracted look in his eyes.
“At Least that will be on the list of interesting stories that aren't traumatizing for me to repeat. It was kinda funny actually.” Canada started trying to look and stay on the brightside.
“Mon ami, speak for yourself,” France said looking at the floor with a look on his face that hasn't been seen since world war two.
“Well you don't need to wait longer because we're here” and they were now done with this stupid walk.
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"The hero announces that the meeting starts now!" And so did Canada's head ache as the meeting began now that everyone was here
Canada liked the social stuff of the meetings and hanging out with his family but dear god the meetings themselves.
The meetings are always loud and chaotic so he didn't know what he was expecting… But could you atleast make it nine o'clock before Russia was trying to choke America.
"Hey dude, I think -ch- you made your -chk- point. Let go please."
"But you said you were bored, this is interesting so it's not boring."
"Well id hope that the bloody idiot would rather be alive than dead."
"Ok letting go now." Russia had America drop to the floor as Japan rushed to check if he was okay. The only thing that surprised Canada about this was how England stopped fighting France for a few seconds. Speaking of Franc- oh god there on the table now and still fighting.
They were now arguing about who was actually the tallest and France who was loosening pulled the 'you can't tell how tall i am if i'm on the table' card which led to his adult parents fighting on the table. Behaving like- no even America had better manners as a child.
Canada looked around to see if anyone was acting reasonable and , yeah no, not a chance.
While England and France were on the table Germany looked like he was about to murder the next person he saw,except Italy because everyone knew that he had a soft spot for the adorable pasta lover. Speaking of Italy who was trying to keep Germany from starting world war three Romano had taken it upon himself to put mustache stickers on poor, tired Greece.
Latvia was now learning the hard way to keep his mouth shut because Russia was now chasing him around the room only from the booth to trip on a spinny chair that Iceland was practicing his dramatic villain spin on the spinny chairs!"
"What do you mean st-" America, who was seeing how fast he can go on the chairs suddenly stopped and fell out and "crash!"
"America-san!"
"Are you bloody okay?!"
"The heros alway fine, no he's not, ouch, please help i cant move, oh god"
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So that's the story of how an over stimulating day at a meeting for Canada became an even worse day for America once he broke his neck. Rip spinny chairs since Germany says they were no longer allowed to have them.