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    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)  

    12 Oct 2024

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    "So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"

    Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"

    "Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."

    Logan blinks. "Oh."

    (In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)

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