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Today Mae and Dillon were romancing as always!!
But suddenly.. Dillon got a notification from someone? RED FLAG.. "dillons is that solo lone wolf.. bros don't got other pookies" mae thought so mae asked dillon "pookie who just texted you?" Mae asked in a serious tone
Dillon answered "nobody my pookers!!" but he answered quickly too quick.. RED FLAG he was sweating as well and seemed nervous RED FLAG of course mae was suspicious of dillon but she decided to ignore it BIG MISTAKE!!
the next day!!
mae and dillon was romancing AS ALWAYS but somewhy it felt odd.. a feeling you cant express but silly mae decided to ignore it again.. anyways dillon asked "wanna go on a dinner date my pookie my love my babygal?" In a romancy tone!! Mae was excited ofcourse and said "YES OFCOURSE DILLON KUN" in a delighted tone
so on dillon texted mae "pick you up at 06:00 baby gal >_<"
As the time came mae was already dressed up and ready ^^ as she waited for dillon a car pulled up!! And in the driver's seat a sudden apperance of........ a dog?? What the what but dillon was in the passengers seat so it doesnt really matter right now as the couple romanced and the dog driver well.. drived they arrived at their desination!! it was a fancy restauraunt it was soooo fancy mae gasped on how fancy it is but suddenly mae remembered "isn't dillon broke af??.." eh she decided to ignore it because silly mae was hungry as hell i mean real tho
And they both ordered their food!!
As they both waited a long ass time a waiter came and it was...... another damn dog?? What it was a different one tho uh mae decided to ignore it as they ate their food thats filled with fur somewhy.. dillon was on his phone the whole time!! How rude but also a RED FLAG. Mae was trying to start atleast a bit of small talk dillon just answered like "yea uh sure" LIKE EVERY TIME?! How rude of him. At this point mae was very annoyed and as time went on the date ended with a annoyed mae, food with fur, no romancing, dillon ON HIS DAMN PHONE, and a sad date.
As the days gone by dillon talked to mae less and less and less.. mae was very sad her pookster was basicly outright ignoring them mae decided to call up a friend as the phone ringed..ringed.. and ringed!! Someone picked up and she heard..... a damn bark OKAY WHAT IS UP WITH DOGS SHOWING UP ah whatever she just decided to vent to the dog about the situaion somewhy the dog was very comforting!! But then the dog barked a word she would never expect "gworl your man is probs cheating on your ass" who knows how mae actually understood the dog but whatever mae was already shock from hearing this as they said their goodbyes on the phone mae grew to become more suspicious of dillon and decided TODAY SHE WILL BECOME A DETECTIVE but before that shes gonna watch detective pikachu for reference anyways she finished the movie NOW SHE SHALL INVITE THAT MAYBE CHEATING BASTARD!!
As the clock ticked the more nervous mae became what if dillon was actually cheating on her.. what if- and she suddenly heard a knock on the door, she opened it.. and it was.... actually dillon!! Wow seems like author ran out of dogs to include in this story anyways mae akwardly asked if dillon wanted a drink!! Dillon said yes as he was pretty thirsty from the walk to mae's home and mae told dillon to wait right there and to make himself feel at home!! dillon did the stupid mistake of all MAYBE CHEATING BASTARDS do of leaving their phone on the table mae decided to be quick with it she was a bit hesitant to snoop and invade her "pookies" privacy but she decided to do it!! she knew his password anyways because he told it to her once to proof he's loyal or something but as she typed in the password nervously.. she unlocked his phone and saw he already has a new text message from someone named "my pookster🩷"?! WHAT HE REALLY WAS CHEATING ON HER THAT BASTARD!!
but mae jumped when she heard dillon asked "are the drinks ready yet??" Mae answered "uh- just in a bit!!" In a slightly shaky voice mae was on the verge of tears.. even tho she wanted to snoop more she cant be suspicious So she closed the phone put it back where it was and made some lemonnade just cause she had leftover lemons. after they finished their drinks dillon had to go for a so called "emergency"??
Mae decided to just hide her anger and suck it up as they said their goodbyes mae was PISSED and sad HER POOKIE WAS CHEATING but she had to figure out WHO first... mae decided to take a walk out to refresh her mind a bit after what just happened
She was walking for a bit and suddenly she saw dillon.. WITH...... wait is that ,peter griffin..??!!! WHAT THE HELL DILLON WAS CHEATING ON HER WITH PETER GRIFFIN WHAT HUH EXCUSE ME??? WITH A BIGBACK MAN WHO CANT PAY THE BILLS IS HE SERIOUS?? Mae was SHOCKED and DECIDED TO CONFRONT HIM (to make this more dramatic..) but when she ran to dillon and uh peter griffin i guess suddenly she felt like she was falling what why is she falling why the hell is it raining dogs am i seeing rainbows??.. and then she woke up it was just a dream just.. a distant dream huh
THE END!!