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hinata let out a sigh as soon as he got through the security checkpoint at the haneda airport, securely slinging his backpack on. some of the other team members were luckily in the airfrance lounges near their terminal for their outgoing flight to paris. shoyo was finally going to get the real olympics experience. after his last olympics in 2021 got absolutely fucked by covid, the lead up to this competition got him giddy with both excitement and nerves. he checked his phone and sent out a quick text to the msby groupchat while making his way to the lounge.
froyo: made it through tsa! anyone else here yet?
tsumu: you made it already??? the tsa line is so slow rn and this mask is making me sweat
omiomi: istg if you get here and you smell like a sourdough again.
omiomi: also im in the lounge with ishikawa already.
tsumu: i didnt shower after practice ONE TIME now im a SOURDOUGH STARTER???
froyo: you did smell funky asf bro
froyo: anyone hear from bokuto yet?
bokkun: guys i fucked up
omiomi: omfg what did you do
bokkun: guys there is a knife in my carryon im about to go through the metal detectors what do i do
bokkun: GUYS
tsumu: WHY DID YOU BRING A KNIFE WITH YOU
tsumu: DUDE GET OUT OF LINE THROW IT AWAY
tsumu: also i made it through security im on my way <33
omiomi: great timing
bokkun: THIS IS MY NICE KNIFE AND ILL LOSE MY SPOT IF I GET OUT AND THEN ILL BE LATE TO THE FUCKING OLYMPICS WE ARE THE FIRST VOLLEYBALL EVENT I CANT DO THAT
froyo: bokuto you will go to jail why did you bring the knife with you oh my god
froyo: you’re going to get arrested before the olympics this cannot be happening
bokkun: i brought oranges to eat while on the train here and you KNOW i hate peeling oranges because i always get the stringy thingies under my nails so i thought I WILL BRING A KNIFE so i grabbed the first one i saw which was my nice kitchen knife that was a very nice birthday gift from my sister and i put it in my bag but now i realize my mistake
omiomi: its joever guys
omiomi: ur going to jail
tsumu: WSFJWJEDFJDSKLLOAJEFIJFE
tsumu: say you’re a chef?????
bokkun: wait ur a genius i need to stop texting im going through now
froyo: this is not going to work hes going to get shot or smth
tsumu: we watched all three seasons of the bear in one sitting we didnt take our eyes off the screen bro i havent seen him so focused ever i think hes got this tbh
tsumu: he has the spirit of jeremy allen white in him i know it
omiomi: kageyama said hes going to get shot
froyo: when did he get there???
froyo: i feel like ive been walking for like an hr im almost there
omiomi: like just now
omiomi: him and sekita are at the buffet getting SHRIMP COCKTAIL
omiomi: red flag number 4384728
bokkun: guys these ladies are taking me to a room is this my final hr they have those police sticks on them
omiomi: say ur goodbyes now
froyo: it was nice knowing u bokuto love u bro
tsumu: tell them u will sign their babies or smth
tsumu: be like hiiii im an olympian actually too so like u want a ticket to paris
bokkun: okay misogynistic
bokkun: i think they know who i am
omiomi: ur 6’3 and have that ridiculous haircut i think you’re fairly recognizable
froyo: bokuto i think your hair is amazing for the record
tsumu: bokuto is being questioned by the police because he tried to bring a knife onto a plane and you’re talking about his HAIR?
omiomi: i see you shoyo.
omiomi: step away from the shrimp cocktail.
omiomi: i cant have sourdough starter and shrimp boy next to me on this flight
froyo: but its free
tsumu: guys there is a pet bathroom in the lounge
omiomi: disgusting
tsumu: oh so dogs cant shit now??
omiomi: the shrimp cocktail is disgusting bitch idgaf about a dog needing to shit??
omiomi: shoyo you cannot be doing this to me rn
froyo: dude this is the best shrimp ive ever had
tsumu: cannibalism
tsumu: ur eating ur own kind
tsumu: get it bc ur short
froyo: you smell like sourdough starter and you have piss colored hair
froyo: who tf do u think ur talking to
omiomi: i wonder if bokuto is still alive
bokkun: i am!!!
omiomi: sometimes i swear i can still hear him
froyo: UR ALIVE
froyo: WHAT HAPPENED???
bokkun: they literally knew who i was
bokkun: and one of the ladies asked me to sign her police stick thingy they didn’t even ask me about the knife
bokkun: which like what if i was a murderer bro
bokkun: like i still have the knife
omiomi: which you are going to take through an entire international airport all the way to paris and somehow not get sent to international jail?
bokkun: that is the plan!
tsumu: oh my god nobody will know us in paris bro
tsumu: like this cannot happen again you wont be able to talk your way out of this
bokkun: oh my god im going to go to international paris jail
omiomi: just say its volleyball equipment
omiomi: we need the knife to like cut our finger tape ofc like we cant use scissors its against the rules its gotta be a knife preferrably the kitchen kind
omiomi: coach tillie cannot deal with another player being questioned by tsa like onodera already tried to smuggle his entire ps5 in his carry on and it had to go through the x-ray like six times to make sure it wasnt a bomb
tsumu: this shrimp cocktail is good asf
froyo: RIGHT?
froyo: tobio just took down five at once no sauce like he rawdogged the shrimp
omiomi: i never want to be seen with any of you again
bokkun: no i think ur right omi like this is simply volleyball equipment
bokkun: like im an olympian????? im going to use the olympian card
bokkun: also im almost at the lounge :P
tsumu: u need this shimp cocktail dude
froyo: shimp.
tsumu: U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
bokkun: getting the shimp cocktail rn
omiomi: maybe its joever for me
omiomi: maybe its my time to step into the light
omiomi: lord please take away my pain
atsumu: bitch ur an atheist
omiomi:
stfUPPPPPPPPPPP