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a kidnapping a day (keeps the board of directors away) [PODFIC]

Summary:

And, well. He gets impatient when he’s already in pain.

He’s still got fifteen minutes until the meeting is set to begin, and the chances of him slapping Mr. Smith-Harguson so hard that the man’s toupee flies off are rising exponentially by the second.

Yeah, that settles it. He needs an excuse to get out of here, and he needs it fast.

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for the prompt 'jason todd, lover of fake kidnappings, meets tim drake, lover of chaos', but it... got out of hand.

Notes:

I didn't manage to get any treats done for #ITPE but I read this yesterday and knew it was perfect for flowerparrish. I hope you like it!!

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cover art by Opalsong

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Chapter 1


Chapter 2


Chapter 3


Chapter 4


Chapter 5

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Chapter 100:24:0416.5 MB
Chapter 200:20:1714.2 MB
Chapter 300:19:5113.9 MB
Chapter 400:29:0920.3 MB
Chapter 500:15:1410.7 MB

Music

Rescue Me by One Republic

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cross posted at Dreamwidth