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Summary
Nothing ever changes.
Except for the part where the galaxy died, you got shoved onto a massive space ark full of warlords, bounty hunters, ex-tyrants, and at least one giant space dog, and now you're stuck sharing a room with Wander—the most insufferably, irritatingly, stupidly in love with you optimist in existence. Yeah. Everything's totally normal. Look, you were thriving before the apocalypse. A menace. A legend. A self-proclaimed agent of chaos with a penchant for stirring up intergalactic nonsense and occasionally ruining Lord Hater's life just for fun. But now? Now you're trapped on The Star Nomad—a flying circus of egos, weirdos, and Watchdogs—and things have changed.
But hey. It's not like some too-good-to-be-true, eerie, perfect utopia is going to suddenly appear out of nowhere, offering salvation, peace, and a suspiciously convenient escape from all your problems, right?
…Right?