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" now I could hand out these career aptitude tests ... but I know you all want to be hero's!!! "
The teacher smugly exclaimed tossing the papers everywhere causing all the students bar two to cheer in excitement and use their quirks until one of the two not cheering smugly exclaimed
" hah! Cmon teach don't lob me in with these extras! They'll be lucky enough to end up as some D-listers sidekick! " the blonde smugly exclaimed causing all the students to look at him pissed off
" oh what you think your better than us katsuki!? " one of their classmates said angrily
" heh! I aced all the- " however before he could finish he was cut off abruptly by an almost robotic voice
" annoyed glare, now now kachan what did we say about, your ego?? "
The whole class then went silent as they all looked towards the speaker with varying levels of horror and fear, bakugou slowly turned around his ego quickly disappearing replaced with terror
" uuummm n n not t to boast ??? " he stuttered out as he looked back at the boy behind him, the smaller greenette looking at him with a glare. His hair shining under the light like it's made out if metal and his skin dead looking. This boy was izuku midoriya aka bakugous technically younger brother and alderas resident eldritch horror given human form
" Condescending tone that's right kachan! A plus " he said cheerily with a skin splitting skin, literally their mouth spread wider almost the width of their face as their skin ripped to show razor sharp metallic teeth underneath
" u ummm I I s see h h here y you a also wa ant to g g go to U U UA to I I iz izu ku " the teacher stuttered out trying hard not to pass out from terror
" beaming smile Yep! " izuku said doing said action before the bell rung signalling the end of the day. Izuku immediately then grabbed his bag and telaported straight to his home where his mother had finished making his favourite 'normal' food because apparently maiming and eating raw flesh is a bad thing to do!
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Fuck fuck fuck this cannot be happening!!!
Katsuki thought to himself as he struggled to get the sludge out of his mouth, the ally way around him coveted on fire as he started to loose his breath, the hero's were doing jack shit to! Aside that one extra who was dousing the fires atleast he was doing something!
" GET OFF ME!!!! " he managed to shout out as he got his mouth free but couldn't free the rest of his body
" hahahaha!! With a quirk like this not even allmoght could stand a chance against me!! " the slime fucker shouted out in deranged satisfaction until katsuki saw something a few feet infront of him, something that depending on who you ask just made this situation either a whole lot easier, or much MUCH worse
" i would advise releasing kachan from your hold " the sloghtly twitching form of izuku saod abruptly somehow drowing out the chattering civilains and the loud vouces of the pros, the atmosphere alone seemed to tank to just below the negatives as everybody stared at the kid who appeared out of nowhere.
" aaww what's this? The brat thinks he can play hero!? Save his friend!?! Well to BAD BRAT THIS KIDS MINE NOW!!!! " the slime villain said lashing a limb of slime to izuku, going to crush him however before it could even connect a blackhole appeared out of nowhere and swallowed the offending limb whole causing the slime villain to back up a bit and the crowd to gasp
" sinister giggle bad move, bitch " izuku said with a smirk before disappearing into finair only to immediately appear infront of the villain in a lunging pose, mouth almost unhinged as he sunk his razor sharp teeth into one of the guys eyes
" AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! " tye villain cried out in pain as he felt his eye being torn into, soft muscle and flesh buckling with ease against the metal bite.
Katsuki immediately turned to look anywhere but to his right before he felt something sink into the slime and drag him out, a large clawed appendage made out of both metal and bone protuding out of izukus back had grabbed him and with little effort pulled him free of the slime, katsuki was abruptly dropped as he turned to see izuku quickly gouge out the guys other eye
" giggle have fun living the rest of you pathetic life blind, not that it will be long " izuku said in his usual deadpan tone of voice before he started erasing the villain from existence, weather it be from swallowing the slime or just using a controlled blackhole it didn't matter as in less than a minute the slime villain was no more and izuku stood in his place, hunched over and and propping his head up with his hands before he turned to face the crowd and pros who all looked at him with horror painted on their faces " bad job hero's " izuku said smiling before he used his claw to grab katsuki and telaport home, the crowd stood in silence as they stare at where the eldritch horror once stood, the hero's all contemplating what kind of monster they just saw
Katsuki huffed slightly as he was dropped on the floor of the midoriyas flats living room izuku suddenly fussing over him causing him to ever so gently shove izuku off him " tch I'm fine izu! " katsuki said quickly ruffling the smaller boys hair " sheepish smile good"
" I wouldn't be so sure of that ka-su-ki " a new voice said codly as both boys turned to face the speaker, izuku looking at her with a lightly sheepish tone and katsuki looking like he should have taken the death by slime suffocation over what he fears is going to happen
" izu honey what did we talk about with curses ? " inko asked her son with a very forced gentle smile
" frown not to because I, do not know what they, mean, apologetic frown sorry mama " izuku said as he looked down at the floor upse, if there's one person izuku never wants to make upset it's his mama, his mama is the best human ever! Kachan being number two
" it's okay izu just don't do it again " she said as she gently scratched his head causing izuku to purr ever so slightly, katsuki did smile however it was only short lasting as his auntie then immediately turned her undivided attention towards him and yep! Katsuki wished the slime villain killed him right about now
" katsuki~ mind telling me where izuku learned that from~ ? " she asked with a seriously sickly sweet smile, slowly pulling a belt and frying pan over to her, katsuki swears he can see the grim reaper in the background picking at his boney nose.
Well atkeast he gets to die hearing izuku purr again
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The entrance exam hall was far to big izuku thought to himself as present mic explained how the entrance exam went, detailing each of the robots and how much each is worth points wise, now izuku could do this properly, taste that sweet succulent oil and copper as he tears these poor excuses of machines to scraps and rubble but this is UA he wants to make a grand entrance for once.
Just as mic was going to continue talking he was rudely interrupted by some blue haired person standing up and calling mic a fool because of the fourth robot on the panthlet, which I mean fair enough but knowing how cruel nezu is izuku's pretty sure it's just a distraction or nezu trying to prank the students.
Izuku was just going to ignore the boy until he ended up pointing directly at izuku himself and saying the greenette was a distraction for apparently not taking this exam seriously and narrating his actions, before izuku could give the soon to be corpse a piece of his processor kachan quickly butted in defending izuku and telling the blue haired boy to shut up and mind his own damn business, especially since he ( bakugou ) was sitting right next to izuku and he didn't once complain about izukus self narration nor his laced attitude
( granted that was due to izuku finishing it in less than 3 minutes and telaporting up to mic to hand the test in, whilst also getting an autograph from the hero to which after the shock mic was more than willing to give the listener his autograph )
With that whole ordeal out of the way it was time to head on over to the practical side of the exam, one which izuku knows he'll win for sure
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The buses arrived at the test sites and unloaded all their passengers off, izuku was slightly upset that kachan wouldn't be with him but on the other claw if kachan WAS with izuku he wouldn't even have the chance to get any points so hey silver linings!
Izuku silently telaported up to the door, an action that didn't go unnoticed by others as they all looked towards him, the blue haird boy then angrily and rigidly walked towards him ready to reprimand him for his ' unsportsmanlike behaviour ' however just as he was about to go on a tirade mic announced that the exam had begun, all the students went to charge in however they didn't even get a chance
" giggle get nulled stupid idiots " izuku said with a smile as he held up his right arm, a weird 3 pronged yellow glyph appearing at his hand before a loud shock wave banged against the doors of the exam sight and the locks broke.
All the students quickly recovered from the blast and looked toward the exam sight and they all quickly went silent as the while sight was replaced with a large pitch black void, yellow light illuminating its border, at its centre a single word sat ...
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The teachers looked on in utter shock and slight horror as they watched one of their exam sights get erased from the face of the earth replacing the entire fake city with what can only be described as an honest to God black hole.
While all the teachers looked at the scene only a few were taking a keen interest
A woman wearing what can only be described as what happened if nasa took inspiration from the Michelin man to make their space suits looked on in awe at what she thought was a quirk similar to hers
A skinny man wearing all black and a grey heavy duty scarf looking at the scen with a neutral expression thinking to himself ' I can already tell whoever did that will be a problem child '
And one all to happy rat/stoat thing as he started silently chuckling to himself, something in his mind telling him that isn't even a fraction of what that student is capable of, oohhh these next 3 years sure are going to be enjoyable