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Goost: Gweeeen
Goost: Gweeeeeeeeeen
Goost: I am so bored
Goost: I am the most bored any person has ever been
Gwebhead: aren't you supposed to be at work?
Goost: I am at work why do you think im so bored?
Gwebhead: usually work has more working
Goost: Usually theres custimers somewhere customing
Gwebhead: well, there was a bound to be a slow day one of those days, i guess enjoy it while you can
Goost: I cant enjoy it warrens byeen starinf at me all day
Gwebhead: ooh, think he has a crush on you?
Goost: Hes a hundred and twenty pounds of pure prissiness i tbink hed sooner crush me than crush on me
Goost: Hows things on your end?
Gwebhead: meh, alright i guess, but some of these people really have me questioning vlad's hiring criteria
Goost: I think usually he goes for evil and/or geniud
Gwebhead: that definitely fits this crowd more than it ought to
Gwebhead: i found one guy that's kinda cool, the rest are... variable
Gwebhead: at least our boss is pretty nice
Goost: Lucky
Goost: Mr pandolinis alright but the people here are really i dunno
Gwebhead: i dunno, how?
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PandoliniPizza has created the chat, Day Shift.
ChatSanduval has joined the chat.
ChatSanduval: Hi everyone!!
Warren has joined the chat.
Dani2 has joined the chat.
Warren: What on earth is this for?
ChatSanduval: Mister Pandolini said to use it to contact each other if we're ever going to be late or can't make it, or need something communicated when we can't see each other!
Warren: Well I'm going to be late tomorrow. Do with that what you will.
ChatSanduval: I can cover for you until you come in!
SpaceCasey has joined the chat.
SpaceCasey: eyyy whats happening gang?
Warren: Ah, good. I was worried the greaser from the fifties wouldn't be joining us for a minute there.
SpaceCasey: @ChatSanduval we still have fresh iodine at the place right? probably gonna need that
ChatSanduval: Yep I got you covered!
Warren: Is there a reason we haven't fired you yet?
Warren: Those first aid supplies better be coming out of your paycheck.
Dani2: Whos 'we'? Im firing you first
Warren: As much as freedom from this place would be a boon, that doesn't outweigh the numerous reasons I'm glad you don't have any power.
SpaceCasey: are we voting? cause i also vote ww3 out
ChatSanduval: I vote he wears the suit!
PandoliniPizza: Warren stays Casey wears the suit
Warren: Goody.
Dani2: Democracy has failrd
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Goost: And thats just the day shift
Gwebhead: so when am i gonna meet this fabulous crew?
Goost: Hey youre the onr that isnt stuck here come down anytime
Gwebhead: sadly, i still have my job
Gwebhead: which isn't without its own... eccentricities
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DJKleb: @Kitty Can you get back here sooner than later? I can smell cerestone burning
Kitty: funny considering cerestone fumes are ooodddorrrlesss
DJKleb: Keh. Maybe to you
BossManRay: Ashley, please don't leave your station unattended while the burners are on.
Kitty: pbbblth
Kitty: i was gone for like thirty seconds anywayy
GwenStacy: T-99 came back in both samples. could be a coincidence but we need more data. How many test cases do we have?
RockBrock: Not many. Welcome to pioneer science.
BossManRay: Reminder to please not put CUI on this chat. It is encrypted, but any lab notes should be left in the lab.
Kitty: Experiment abstract for Vladco super-serum program, copyright Vladco 2018. The chemical reactions found in using cerestone to enhance plant fibers for mapping purrposes indicated an increase in the areas of...
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BossManRay: Ashley please don't do that.
Kitty: im posting it on battle lightning forums nextt
BossManRay: Do not. You signed an NDA.
Kitty: pbbbblth
RockBrock: With the absence of CUI here. I'm just gonna use it for lunch orders. Who wants what?
GwenStacy: whatever's fine as long as it's soon
Kitty: chickenn
DJKleb: I am having a very strong craving for a sugary drink, possibly caffeinated, but not necessarily so.
RockBrock: Genghis Connies it is. Orders in. I'll pick them up.
GwenStacy: thanks eddie
Kitty: thaaaanks
Kitty: @RockBrock whats the progress on getting that khartoum sample here?
RockBrock: Not good, apparently the Khartoum statue was destroyed a while back by treasure hunters. No copy is known to exist.
Kitty: where are the fragments being keptt?
RockBrock: Probably some back room in a museum somewhere, but whatever ancient chemical compound you'd be looking for on it has to be dried up by now.
Kitty: maaaaybe
BossManRay: Ashley, much as our budget is concerningly high, I won't approve anyone flying across the country to attempt negotiation of museum antiquities in the hope there's a measurable chemical residue left over to cause a legendary curse that may not have even been real.
DJKleb: Plus, on the off chance it is real and you do find it, then you'd have the curse and I don't think anywhere in the galaxy would be safe from you then.
Kitty: aww youre no funn
Kitty: besides id only curse you guys a liiiittle
GwenStacy: as long as it's just a little cursing as a treat...
Kitty: exactlyyyy
BossManRay: Still no. Not approved.
Kitty: boooo
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Goost: So how does it feel to be surrounded by actually crazy people?
Gwebhead: shockingly not comforting
Gwebhead: eddie’s cool though and like i said, the boss is absolutely chill most of the time
Gwebhead: it’s just you know
Gwebhead: everyone else
Goost: Whats the over/under on ‘kitty’ breaking into your house while you sleep?
Gwebhead: way too likely for comfort. i’m changing the subject
Gwebhead: how’s the night shift?
Goost: somehow even weirder
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PandoliniPizza has created the chat, Night Shift.
Lexington has joined the chat.
TheLongestJake has joined the chat.
Art has joined the chat.
Dani2 has joined the chat.
Lexington: Hey everyone! Are you all excited for your shifts tonight?
TheLongestJake: if by that you mean the money we get after the shift then absolutely dawg
Lexington: That too. What are you going to spend it on?
TheLongestJake: hinobi box eventually
TheLongestJake: i am not going to be the only person at school not playing ttn again
Lexington: TTN?
Dani2 Train to nowhere dunno why theyre even msking a sequel to that the fitst one was mid
TheLongestJake: you are absolutely tripping
TheLongestJake: someone else tell her shes tripping
Lexington: Is that a game?
TheLongestJake: a legendary game its the one that put pgg on the map
Lexington: PGG?
Dani2: Perennially good games which is a super appeopriate conpany name given their track record
Lexington: I’m confused is the game bad or good?
Dani2: Bad
TheLongestJake: amazing
TheLongestJake: i tried pirating it when it came out cause i didnt have an hcube but the version i got was mega cursed
Dani2: Sketchy site?
TheLongestJake: oh
TheLongestJake: yea sure
Dani2: ?
TheLongestJake: @PandoliniPizza can i still work the oven with a broken hand?
TheLongestJake: i mean i totally can just will you let me
PandoliniPizza: That’s fine
TheLongestJake: sweetness
Lexington: I hope your hand gets better!
Dani2: I hope it gets worse
TheLongestJake: i actually cant hear people with such bad game takes
TheLongestJake: medical condition
Dani2: Maybe your ears are just clogged with thr terrible soundtrack ttn had
TheLongestJake: yo i actually cant believe you just said that
PandoliniPizza: @Art Casey's out for morning next tuesday. Can you come in and cover his shift?
Art: o7
PandoliniPizza: I’m counting that as a yes
Lexington: Hey @Art , do you know if this game is good?
Lexington: @Art ?
TheLongestJake: yeah dude its been an hour i dont think youre getting an answer on that
Dani2: Im trying to figure out if im more shocked mr pandolini is letting you near a brick oven with a broken hand or that art actually answered something on this chat
TheLongestJake: im still shocked you dont like ttn
Dani2: Literally never played it lol
TheLongestJake: dawg
Dani2: Wtached a friend play it one time i barely know the game
TheLongestJake: DAWG
Art: f
Dani2: Nah you know what i changed my mind its the art thing