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meet and tweet

Summary:

@thetrueluck : i lived, bitches

Lucky regains access to Twitter, with some interesting results.

Notes:

this fic is a formatting nightmare

don't forget to turn creator style on for this one!!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

i lived, bitches

❤ 7.6K 8:35 AM - February 28, 2025

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an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

q&a cause im in the er and im fucking bored

❤ 3.1K 10:38 AM - February 28, 2025

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bald man uh................................
@handlenotfound

replying to @thetrueluck

the er?? haven’t you been in this hospital for like, forever

❤ 671 11:24 AM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @handlenotfound

hospital is where i live, er is where they send me when i break something i aint supposed to break lol

❤ 2.8K 12:25 PM - February 28, 2025

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viktor!!!!! totally not a ref
@anthesy

replying to @thetrueluck

How’s hospital life treating you?

❤ 978 12:36 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @anthesy

torn rotator cuff, depression, sleep problems, ive never been better

❤ 3.2K 1:06 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @thetrueluck

(docs r nice, made some friends. guess lifes as good as it could b)

❤ 2.6K 1:07 PM - February 28, 2025

ben si nelly
@nel

knowing Lucky’s made friends makes me weirdly proud, like yesss good job sweetie!!!

❤ 24 1:14 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @nel

'sweetie'?? im thirty two, what the hell

❤ 4.5K 1:18 PM - February 28, 2025

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idk at this point time to eAT SHI—
@cl0cl0cl0ck

replying to @thetrueluck

on a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate hospital food

❤ 1.3K 12:54 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @cl0cl0cl0ck

0. +1 for trying

❤ 3.8K 1:25 PM - February 28, 2025

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this is a gay gremlin drag on THIS king
@gaygremlin1213

replying to @thetrueluck

Wishes you a very prompt recovery king!! You got this 💪

❤ 562 12:28 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @gaygremlin1213

thank u gaygremlin1213

❤ 4.4K 1:56 PM - February 28, 2025

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jesus calls the police 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
@lily4life

so what did u break

❤ 154 2:03 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @lily4life

they telling me i have heart problems lol

❤ 5.6K 2:27 PM - February 28, 2025

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a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

update: i aint cardiac, im just dumb

nicole : i can't believe you went to er because you saw your crUSH lucky: leave me alone???

❤ 8.7K 5:07 PM - February 28, 2025

caillou CAILLOU REPRESENTATIVE
@paulochon

replying to @thetrueluck

ok but who’s the crush tho….. 👀

❤ 987 5:56 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @paulochon

who r u, the fuckin feds?

❤ 3.1K 6:43 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @paulochon

hes the greatest guy i know. help me w/my shit and stuff. nice person all around. feel like im introducing him to my parents rn

❤ 3.8K 6:46 PM - February 28, 2025

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an image of a baseball ball [False]Defender 🎇
@flare0nstag

replying to @thetrueluck

Hold on, is he a doctor?????

❤ 364 6:45 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @flare0nstag

no

❤ 1.2K 7:24 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @flare0nstag

but one of the doctors is my ex lol

❤ 7.5K 7:25 PM - February 28, 2025

an image of a baseball ball [False]Defender 🎇
@flare0nstag

replying to @thetrueluck

????????????????????????????????????? WHAT

❤ 1.1K 7:38 PM - February 28, 2025

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this is a gay gremlin drag on THIS king
@gaygremlin1213

LUCKY JONRONERO IS GAY AND NOBODY TOLD ME??

spongebob holdup meme

❤ 354 11:12 PM - February 28, 2025

bref Fred.
@FReDdY

replying to @gaygremlin1213

I think he talked about being bi once?? Like, in an old interview?? Don’t quote me on this.

❤ 102 11:34 AM - February 28, 2025

this is a gay gremlin drag on THIS king
@gaygremlin1213

replying to @FReDdY

LUCKY JONRONERO IS BI AND NOBODY TOLD ME??

spongebob holdup meme

❤ 214 11:46 PM - February 28, 2025

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a very angry looking dog Mad Dog Mike ✔
@MadDogMike

Coming Out In Sports: What Maximo Jonronero’s Example Could Teach Us [Link In Bio]

❤ 2.4K 8:30 AM - March 1, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @MadDogMike

Why Are You Typing Like That, Also Why Are You Making Articles On Me Again

❤ 5.3K 10:31 AM - March 1, 2025

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an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

thought i was free of this bullshit when i retired but alas

❤ 3.2K 12:04 PM - March 1, 2025

sun :) macron explosiooooon
@Atom1um

replying to @thetrueluck

retired ? So your not coming back at all ? :(

❤ 458 12:38 PM - March 1, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @Atom1um

my contract was voided, s no!!! (also shoulders still busted )

❤ 2.8K 1:47 PM - March 1, 2025

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bakubro dynamight fan[no spoilers plz]
@dynamoEdiship

replying to @thetrueluck

why couldn’t they wait for you to get better bruh… common middlesea scales L

❤ 458 1:50 PM - March 1, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @dynamoEdiship

homophobia, idk

❤ 5.2K 1:59 PM - March 1, 2025

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ben si nelly
@nel

replying to @thetrueluck

@Middlesea_Scales_Official how do you explain this??

❤ 78 3:02 PM - March 1, 2025

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a baseball team logo Middlesea Scales ✔
@Middlesea_Scale

PUBLIC STATEMENT
In regard to recent accusations, the Middlesea Scales would like to reaffirm their engagement for diversity in sport, and their strong stand against discrimination of any kind. Read more on our website : [www.midscales.com]

❤ 1.8K 9:00 AM - March 2, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @Middlesea_Scales_Official

guys i was joking wtf

❤ 9.1K 9:21 AM - March 2, 2025

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an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

Ok, I feel like I need to clarify some things.

❤ 10.1K 11:30 AM - March 2, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @thetrueluck

1) No, MS aren’t bigots, just assholes. What happened is between me and them, you all keep out of it.

❤ 5.4K 11:32 AM - March 2, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @thetrueluck

2) Don’t brigade. I’M THIRTY TWO. I KNOW HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF. Jesus.

❤ 6.2K 11:34 AM - March 2, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @thetrueluck

3) I don’t know if I’m permanently retiring. I still have one month of physiotherapy and a fuckton of exams. STOP ASKING ME IF I’M COMING BACK, I DON’T KNOW.

❤ 6.3K 11:38 AM - March 2, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @thetrueluck

ok rants over look at what my crush sent me

nicole : i can't believe you went to er because you saw your crUSH lucky: leave me alone???

❤ 10.9K 11:45 AM - March 2, 2025

caillou CAILLOU REPRESENTATIVE
@paulochon

replying to @thetrueluck

oh, to give everything for a man like that…….

❤ 859 12:03 PM - March 2, 2025

bald man uh................................
@handlenotfound

replying to @thetrueluck

THIS IS SO SMOOTH HELLO????????

❤ 548 1:10 PM - March 2, 2025

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gay radar Yenafier
@jenYfier

Ok, Lucky’s crush is cute, but why is he typing like Mad Dog Mike

❤ 1.4K 1:14 PM - March 2, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @jenYfier

im trying not to think too much about it honestly

❤ 2.5K 5:54 PM - March 2, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @thetrueluck

also why is it the only thing people focus on??? hello, i was being serious??? anyone???

❤ 2.8K 5:56 PM - March 2, 2025

this is a gay gremlin drag on THIS king
@gaygremlin1213

replying to @thetrueluck

Sorry Dad, we’re too gay to care 😞

❤ 698 6:01 PM - March 2, 2025

an image of a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @gaygremlin1213

ur #blocked

❤ 4.7K 6:12 PM - March 2, 2025

this is a gay gremlin drag on THIS king ✔
@gaygremlin1213

replying to @thetrueluck

NOOOOOOO

noooo emote

❤ 1.4K 6:15 PM - March 2, 2025

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depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

people think lucky is so tough and strong. guys, i know the truth. i’m the one who does his coffee everyday

❤ 1.7K 10:27 AM - March 5, 2025

ben oui nelly
@nel

replying to @nitistired

come on, don’t leave us hanging..

❤ 65 12:34 PM - March 5, 2025

depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @nel

iced brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso with white mocha. and three sugars

❤ 982 10:44 AM - March 5, 2025

jesus calls the police 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
@lily4life

replying to @nitistired

got diabete just by reading that, thx

❤ 249 10:50 AM - March 5, 2025

depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @lily4life

you’re welcome

❤ 457 10:59 AM - March 5, 2025

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depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

what’s sending me is lucky’s 15K followers. where do you guys come from. who are you. why are you here

❤ 832 11:02 AM - March 6, 2025

this is still a gay gremlin drag on THIS king
@gaygremlin1213

replying to @nitistired

I’m just here for the show (gay observer)

❤ 184 11:04 AM - March 6, 2025

ben oui nelly
@nel

replying to @nitistired

worried mom :)

❤ 87 11:06 AM - March 6, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @nitistired

i see u skirting practice come back here!!!!!!!

❤ 1.6K 11:11 AM - March 6, 2025

depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @thetrueluck

damn bro i almost gave a fuck

❤ 2.1K 12:16 PM - March 6, 2025

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depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

escaping practice again by reminding @thetrueluck i can show his twitter to his crush if he pisses me off. life is good

❤ 954 2:32 PM - March 6, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @nitistired

big talk for some1 who cant run ten minutes w/out dying

❤ 2.3K 2:39 PM - March 6, 2025

depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @thetrueluck

:)

i think lucky wants to tell you something (N) asap (N) Asap??(M) Well I shouldn't make him wait (M)

❤ 2K 2:45 PM - March 6, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @nitistired

Run.

❤ 8.5K 2:48 PM - March 6, 2025

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a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

crush update: hes been fooled once again. @nitistired update: nobody will find her body once im done w/her

❤ 7.4K 4:25 PM - March 6, 2025

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a sport micro Sports Of The RoundTable ✔
@SPORTS_OT_ROUND

Maximo Jonronero On Sport And Health: ‘Don’t Listen To Haters. Hear Your Body.’

❤ 11.5K 11:45 AM - March 11, 2025

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it's an orange smiling :) :) :) :) :D
@the_0rangina_97

‘hospital forced me to stop, take a breather, and remember I could live rather than survive’ dear God this man was in the TRENCHES

❤ 4.1K 12:34 PM - March 11, 2025

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a gay gremlin, still drag on THIS king
@gaygremlin1213

@Middlesea_Scales_Official NEVER HIRE THIS GUY AGAIN 🙏

❤ 7.4K 1:08 PM - March 11, 2025

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a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

maybe this interview was a mistake

i have read the article very heartbreaking guess i will have to take care of you even more

❤ 6.6K 3:34 PM - March 11, 2025

a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @thetrueluck

gay karine le marchand

❤ 10.5K 3:42 PM - March 11, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @nitistired

shut the fuck up

❤ 2.3K 5:23 PM - March 11, 2025

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a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

in all seriousness im alright guys 👍 im learning everything again from the ground up. very tiring, very rewarding. i needed the break!!!! thats all

❤ 8.6K 6:06 PM - March 11, 2025

caillou CAILLOU REPRESENTATIVE
@paulochon

replying to @thetrueluck

what about the crush tho

❤ 1.2K 6:23 PM - March 11, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @paulochon

how abt we make this thread a place of silent reflection

❤ 8.6K 6:45 PM - March 11, 2025

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a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

guess who’s eye fucking his crush AGAIN

❤ 854 9:45 AM - March 13, 2025

a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @nitistired

why do i have to work here. all my problems could be solved if i stopped working here

❤ 701 9:47 AM - March 13, 2025

a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @nitistired

except rent lmao

❤ 962 9:48 AM - March 13, 2025

a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @nitistired

HE PUT TWO STRAWS IN HIS MOUTH AND SAID LOOK IM A WALRUS

❤ 1.6K 10:16 AM - March 13, 2025

CAILLOU CAILLOU REPRESENTATIVE
@paulochon

replying to @nitistired

did the crush laugh

❤ 85 10:18 AM - March 13, 2025

a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @paulochon

YES

❤ 1.4K 10:21 AM - March 13, 2025

CAILLOU CAILLOU REPRESENTATIVE
@paulochon

replying to @nitistired

damn he’s down baaad 💀

❤ 356 10:28 AM - March 13, 2025

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a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

i feel the gaze of a very mean lesbian on me

❤ 5.4K 10:32 AM - March 13, 2025

jesus calls the police 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
@lily4life

replying to @thetrueluck

walrus……….

❤ 1.5K 10:57 AM - March 13, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @lily4life

some of u should read abt parasocial relationship

❤ 2.7K 11:09 AM - March 13, 2025

red hood logo RED_H00D
@RED_H00D

replying to @thetrueluck

How do you even know the word ‘parasocial’

❤ 16 11:21 AM - March 13, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @RED_H00D

i went to college dipshit

❤ 9.9K 11:25 AM - March 13, 2025

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a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

guys, i feel like something’s brewing

❤ 896 12:01 PM - March 14, 2025

a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @nitistired

crush asked me if i had some advices on ‘dating’

❤ 958 12:03 PM - March 14, 2025

a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @nitistired

‘you seem very knowledgeable about these things’ he said

❤ 974 12:06 PM - March 14, 2025

CAILLOU CAILLOU REPRESENTATIVE
@paulochon

replying to @nitistired

i need to work with you SO BAD 💀

❤ 149 12:15 PM - March 14, 2025

a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @paulochon

no you don't lmao

❤ 541 12:21 PM - March 14, 2025

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a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

HELLO????????????

i was wondering if we could go out together after practice

❤ 12.4K 2:30 PM - March 14, 2025

flareon [False]Defender 🎇
@flare0nstag

replying to @thetrueluck

WELL WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM

❤ 459 2:36 PM - March 14, 2025

CAILLOU CAILLOU REPRESENTATIVE
@paulochon

replying to @thetrueluck

OK GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

❤ 684 2:49 PM - March 14, 2025

bald man uh................................
@handlenotfound

replying to @thetrueluck

COMING OUT OF THE SHADOWS TO WISH YOU GOOD LUCK

❤ 802 2:39 PM - March 14, 2025

depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @thetrueluck

ANSWER HIM GAY BOY HES TEXTING ME

i think i was too straightforward :(

❤ 5.6K 2:40 PM - March 14, 2025

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a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

WHAT.

you do know i have twitter, right

❤ 18.9K 2:45 PM - March 14, 2025

jesus calls the police 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
@lily4life

replying to @thetrueluck

GIRL HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW

❤ 7.9K 2:46 PM - March 14, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @lily4life

HE HAS A FUCKING NOKIA HOW COULD I KNOW

❤ 11.4K 2:47 PM - March 14, 2025

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a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

N OT NOW

are you alright lucky??

❤ 10.2K 2:49 PM - March 14, 2025

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a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

all quiet on the western front………..

❤ 765 4:01 AM - March 14, 2025

CAILLOU CAILLOU REPRESENTATIVE
@paulochon

replying to @nitistired

no news …?

❤ 59 4:05 PM - March 14, 2025

a depressed person batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @paulochon

it’s rush hour, so idk

❤ 419 4:16 AM - March 14, 2025

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a gay gremlin, still drag on THIS king
@gaygremlin1213

I feel like a I’m a little kid waiting for mom and dad to stop fighting…

❤ 2.3K 4:08 PM - March 14, 2025

depressed guy riddle me THIS batman
@Hav3ntaClu3

replying to @gaygremlin1213

oomf is it a good time to ask you why your thirsting after baseball players…..

❤ 1.5K 4:10 PM - March 14, 2025

a gay gremlin, still drag on THIS king
@gaygremlin1213

replying to @Hav3ntaClu3

No 😔

❤ 1.9K 4:15 PM - March 14, 2025

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a very angry looking dog Mad Dog Mike ✔
@MadDogMike

Heartbreak In Sight? Twitter Holds Collective Breath Over Maximo Jonronero Latest Love Affair : [Link In Bio]

❤ 4.7K 4:15 PM - March 14, 2025

flareon [False]Defender 🎇
@flare0nstag

replying to @MadDogMike

BITCH HAVE SOME MERCY SOME OF US ARE MOURNING

❤ 589 4:24 PM - March 14, 2025

bald man uh................................
@handlenotfound

replying to @MadDogMike

damn they going for the THROAT

❤ 421 4:34 PM - March 14, 2025

ben si nelly
@nel

replying to @MadDogMike

MDM back at their shit again...

❤ 68 4:44 PM - March 14, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @MadDogMike

heartbreak? dont know her

❤ 14.8K 5:05 PM - March 14, 2025

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a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

alright guys, we had the Talk

❤ 12.1K 5:35 PM - March 14, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @thetrueluck

cant tell u much cause that IS my private life

❤ 11.4K 5:39 PM - March 14, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @thetrueluck

heres for u tho

i think i was too straightforward :(

❤ 20.3K 5:41 PM - March 14, 2025

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jesus calls the police 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
@lily4life

this is like christmas for bisexuals

❤ 6.8K 6:20 PM - March 14, 2025

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a gay gremlin, still drag on THIS king
@gaygremlin1213

MOM AND DAD AREN’T FIGHTING ANYMORE

❤ 5.4K 6:14 PM - March 14, 2025

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depressed guy batbarista
@nitistired

i thought life would be easier now that they’re dating

❤ 654 9:12 AM - March 15, 2025

depressed guy batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @nitistired

but now these dumbasses are being all lovey dovey TOGETHER

❤ 569 9:14 AM - March 15, 2025

depressed guy batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @nitistired

no more blackmail material too…

❤ 781 9:17 AM - March 15, 2025

a baseball ball Lucky_J ✔
@thetrueluck

replying to @nitistired

u better start running

❤ 2.4K 9:21 AM - March 15, 2025

depressed guy batbarista
@nitistired

replying to @thetrueluck

sure

okay bottom

❤ 9.4K 9:34 AM - March 15, 2025

Notes:

this fanfic wouldn't be possible without gaudarsan's amazing Repository:Twitter guide and, more importantly, their Tweet Builder website, which basically allowed me to sit on my ass and NOT learn HTML, bar some troubleshoothing at the end. this fic is a formatting nightmare and i did 90% of the work during class (sorry Rémy!!). If there's one thing wrong with it, i may cry