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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
can you guys shut the fuck up about all might paving the way for 0.2 seconds so red riot can get his gd flowers i hate all of you. no ones trying to diminish his impact. okay. everyone understands what he did for japan.
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davemight truther @bronzemight · Mar 2
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
clearly not if were still having this convo
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 2
Replying to @bronzemight
maybe we’re not all fucking braindead and we understand that what were seeing right now is a once in a generation ability. there is no one else on the scene right now who can withstand what rr can withstand. go cry about it.
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
whatever i hope you all kill yourselves anyway congrats to red riot for being the youngest pro hero ever + the first out of class 1a to establish their own hero agency
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tophat: is seeing skz!!
@whiteclawwarrior
sometimes i wonder ab how someone has nice as red riot as such an unhinged fan base lmao
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yung filament @uncheckedminor · Mar 2
Replying to @whiteclawwarrior
you can just say redriotsthirdleg its ok
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tophat: is seeing skz!! @whiteclawwarrior · Mar 2
Replying to @uncheckedminor
girl shut up im not trying to get doxxed 😭😭
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peanut
@jellybeancaterpillar
why do people on here talk ab redriotsthirdleg like shh… they’ll hear us… LMAO new fan sorry im just trying to figure stuff out
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lizzi @notjustlizzi · Mar 2
Replying to @jellybeancaterpillar
one time someone said red riot had nothing on gemgd and within literally ten minutes their address, number, linkedin, instagram, and facebook marketplace side hustle were all published in a cute little thread
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peanut @jellybeancaterpillar · Mar 2
Replying to @notjustlizzi
. right
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irritated frog
@froppyfan05
im genuinely so over shipper fans like its gross!!! disgusting!!! these are real people!!!!
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alphas for gemgd @iceandfire13 · Mar 3
Replying to @froppyfan05
no i completely agree w u its just that w redgem. yk
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irritated frog @froppyfan05 · Mar 3
Replying to @iceandfire13
no i dont know!!!!!!! stop it!!!!!
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circumcision central @kacchansugoi · Mar 3
Replying to @froppyfan05
guys lets be serious for two seconds gemgd has publicly denounced every single relationship allegation ever and the one time they brought up redgem he just pivoted to talk ab the success of riots new agency like he is literally telling you
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red riots ex talking stage
@socksinabox
red riot spotted out on a date w alien queen bae come home……
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 3
Replying to @socksinabox
theyre not dating lmfao
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march for ibs on june 17!! @hiyouwhythin · Mar 3
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
let me guess bc hes dating u???? pleaseee get a grip
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 3
Replying to @hiyouwhythin
not what i was gonna say but go live in delusion ig
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Pop Crave 
@PopCrave
Red Riot denies rumours surrounding late-night dinner with fellow pro hero Alien Queen: “She’s my best friend!”
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 4
Replying to @PopCrave
what did i fucking tell you dung beetles
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vi @nanamisomega · Mar 4
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
be so serious that is nottt why you were so against it LMFAO
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
thinking about how red riot on his first day working as a hero faced off against a villain on trigger and not only won but maintained the scene and ensured the safety of everyone there. as a fucking kid. there will never be anyone like him
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king gemgd @dynamightsss · Mar 4
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
as if gemgd wasnt kidnapped by the lov at the same age lmao i cant w you riot bootlickers
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 4
Replying to @dynamightsss
there is no way you are comparing riot 1v1ing a villain on steroids (his first ever actual fight) against gemgd flying for two seconds to GRAB ONTO RIOTS HAND you are all BRAINDEAD
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lesbiama llama
@accidentalgroomer
redriotsthirdlegs dislike for gz has me dead on the ground lmfao
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im hunky @diagnosedchillguy · Mar 5
Replying to @accidentalgroomer
MEEEE every time someone brings him up its “who gaf” “this is a rr stan page” “if you wanna talk about him can you gtfo of my tl” I CANT W THEM
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nali @outbackloverboy · Mar 5
Replying to @accidentalgroomer
its funny bc red riot would probably be really upset ab them talking ab his friend like that….
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 5
Replying to @outbackloverboy
why do you guys talk ab him as if u know him jfc its cringe
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he hunky on my doofy @cowboygemgd · Mar 5
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
???? HELLO???? BITCH WHY DO YOU????
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
everyone vote riot agency for best new agency if we lose to fucking deku inc or whatever i am mailing personalized pipe bombs to every single one of your homes
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sukie @imposingphallus · Mar 6
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
bro 😭is it really that serious
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 6
Replying to @imposingphallus
it will be that serious when you are looking for a new place to live.
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sukie @imposingphallus · Mar 6
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
I ALREADY VOTED. ON FIVE DIFFERENT EMAILS. PLEASE CHILL.
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manliness first!! 🤜🤛
@redriotofficial
Thank you so much to everyone who voted for Riot Agency for Best New Agency! Your support means everything to me, and I promise I’ll work hard to prove you were right in having faith in me!
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invented slumber parties in 2006 @icedjhailatte · Mar 8
Replying to @redriotofficial
the gust of wind that just went over japan is actually the collective breath of relief from every single riot stan whos been terrorized by redriotsthirdleg over the past couple weeks
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
good job everyone 👍 fuck deku and his weenie hut jr agency
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eldia @noonescuck · Mar 8
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
HELP MEEKJSNK
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
keep seeing people talking about red riots sash like its a fashion decision and not something that he came up with at the age of fifteen to make sure the people he was saving had something safe to hold on to to minimize his risk to them. one of one
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thank you for 1k!!! @unbreakableomega · Mar 10
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
omg is that why???? i had no idea thats so cool
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strawpage anon @neveragoodtake · Mar 10
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
tbh even if it was just a fashion thing it would still look cool asf
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 10
Replying to @neveragoodtake
can you fucking read
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
riots roots coming out we used to pray for times like this
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yung filament @uncheckedminor · Mar 12
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
LMFAOOO RARE REDRIOTSTHIRDLEG THIRST TWEET
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pack omega @essotericeugene · Mar 12
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
i love this acc sm bc 99% of the time its op arguing about like stats or quirks or whatever and acting like stans who like riot bc hes fine ash r like dumb or whatever and 1% of the time we see that they r in fact no better than the rest of us
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
riot fighting and winning a 4v1 meanwhile your favs struggle to keep even one villain in check LMFAO
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kitty riot @soulmakas · Mar 13
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
i know deku and gemgd are like the obvious leaders of all mights legacy but to be honest this kind of raw dominance that rr exhibits makes him part of the club i think
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 13
Replying to @soulmakas
i agree
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kitty riot @soulmakas · Mar 13
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
oh thank god
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actual baby
@frthisisaninfant
do u guys think that heroes have privs too
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tophat: is seeing skz!! @whiteclawwarrior · Mar 13
Replying to @frthisisaninfant
dk logging into his priv after running into uravity on patrol to be like guys oh my god youll never believe what she said to me and gemgd being like youre not allowed to talk about her until you man up and bottom 4 her
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actual baby @frthisisaninfant · Mar 13
Replying to @whiteclawwarrior
LMFAOOOOOOO??????? BOTTOM???????
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tophat: is seeing skz!! @whiteclawwarrior · Mar 13
Replying to @livia
the insinuation that dk could ever top anything offends me on a deeply personal level
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 13
Replying to @whiteclawwarrior
this is the only non dogshit thing youve ever tweeted
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tophat: is seeing skz!! @whiteclawwarrior · Mar 13
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
DID YOU UNBLOCK ME TO REPLY THISNKHJSN
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swan diving 
@allmightspinky
guys ohymgokdjsnh i. ok. she didnt tell me she was coming to our agency today she just showed up and she said hi and if id like to take lunch for her and i was about to say i COULDNT and then FUKCING KACCHAN
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swan diving @allmightspinky · Mar 13
Replying to @allmightspinky
SHOWS UP AND SAYS THAT MY INTERNS ARE FINISHING ALL MY PAPEROWRK AND THAT MY WHOLE AFTERNOON HAS OPENED UP. AND I HAD TO GO AND EAT LUNCH WITH HER.
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pissboy chronicles by yungfilament soty @undergroundkyouka · Mar 13
Replying to @allmightspinky
did u confess or did u just stare at her like a creep while she ate her noodles like a regular person
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swan diving @allmightspinky · Mar 13
Replying to @undergroundkyouka
I DIDNT STARE WE MADE CONVERSATION WE TALKED I TALKED IM NORMAL.
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tooruuuuuuuuu @ultraviolette · Mar 13
Replying to @allmightspinky
mido i rlly hate to tell u this but she texted me asking if smth was up w u bc ur eyes kept twitching
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swan diving @allmightspinky · Mar 13
Replying to @ultraviolette
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
there’s actually no fucking way you jobless LOSERS are talking shit about red riot’s ranking being undeserved when mother of dozens wash is at fucking 15th dpmo
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root vegetable @littlebaldman · Mar 14
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
ok waitttt :(( not too much on wash he saved my cat in a house fire last week :((
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 14
Replying to @littlebaldman
ill eat your cat
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root vegetable @littlebaldman · Mar 14
Replying to @redrotsthirdleg
EXCUSE ME??????
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red riots ex talking st
@socksinabox
red riot im so sorry your fans are fucking insane. god
#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 14
ill eat your cat
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mlp tshirt stays on during sex @scrambledegg · Mar 14
Replying to @socksinabox
ok lowkey the person they were responding to got exposed for being racist. so
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red riots ex talking stage @socksinabox · Mar 14
Replying to @scrambledegg
you people are not real
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mlp tshirt stays on during sex @scrambledegg · Mar 14
Replying to @socksinabox
idk the cat probably racist too. redriotsthirdleg could be doing everyone a favour
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red riots ex talking stage @socksinabox · Mar 14
Replying to @scrambledegg
YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT. REAL.
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
everyone acting like im the fucking devil but look at the kind of people who anti red riot. is that really the company you keep. racists and DOGS.
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days-without-gemgd-breakroom-crashout: 3 
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has anyone seen the literal CAT EATING discourse on twt right now
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the....?????
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omg can i tell you
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..yeah go ahead
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ok so basically theres this really big red riot stan account thats kinda well known for being kinda… aggressive… right and they tweeted about it being stupid that people were saying that riots ranked too high when wash is like. in the top 20
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understandable
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ok right and then someone defended wash by saying he saved their cat and then the stan acc responded by saying they would EAT THE CAT
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. so that's deranged
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which is what we all THOUGHT but then it turned out that the wash defender was a TOTAL RACIST and made a bunch of like weird racist and colourist tweets about mirko and stuff so people were saying like maybe it was justified??? you know???
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ok yeah i think im following
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anyway i just had to tell you bc no one else Gets It like i do because no one else KNOWS RIOT YK????? like its insane……… he has twitter i KNOW he does bc one time gemgd sent me to drop smth off at his office and i saw him scrolling through jihyo fan accounts before he realized i was there
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oh i love her
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WHAT
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it's... good music??
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YOU SAW MY NAYEON PHOTOCARD MY CANDYBONG PIN AND THE OT9 POSTER PINNED TO MY CUBICLE AND YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING???????????
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I told you once. You did CHEER UP for karaoke that one time and I said I liked the song
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oh
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yeah of course i remember
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no reason haha lol nws sorry
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“nws” ??
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no worries
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no no tell me i want to know
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NO IM SAYING IT MEANS NO WORRIES NWS = NO WORRIES I HAVE NO WORRIES REGARDING YOUR GENERAL PERSONG OD SHUT UP ok gtg i have a check-in w gemgd goodoBYE
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okay two things 1) lowkey the rr stan is in the right idc idc idc 2) can you guys please stop flirting in public channels oh my god we have pms for a reason
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i need you to be fired like asap
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printing this out and sending it to hr
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i am hr.
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oh i forgot. yk. on accout of you texting like my fifteen year old stay cousin
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the insinuation that i would ever in my life stan a bg has me throwing up
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hey sorry i can hear u gagging and ik its a joke but it kinda grosses me out do you think you could stop?
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oh my god im so sorry yes!! ofc!!! so sorry again!!!!!!!
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WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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can you shut up
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wow.
march for ibs june 17!!
@hiyouwhythin
my sexy coworoker likes twice ohymgodo im so fucked im so fucked i want him to MARRY ME
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 15
Replying to @hiyouwhythin
i searched sexy coworker on your profile and you have at least two thousand tweets mentioning it
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march for ibs june 17!! @hiyouwhyhtin · Mar 15
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
at least i tweet about REAL PEOPLE that i SPEAK TO on a daily basis and not a PRO HERO who DOESNT KNOW MY NAME
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 15
Replying to @hiyouwhythin
hope your coworker gets a restraining order
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march for ibs june 17!! @hiyouwhythin · Mar 15
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg@redriotsthirdleg
at least im close enough to restrain
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actual baby @frthisisaninfant · Mar 15
Replying to @hiyouwhythin@redriotsthirdleg
just fyi neither of you are winning here
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Tokuda Taneo
@tokudataneo
"Unbreakable" captured by Tokuda Taneo
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alphas for gemgd @iceandfire13 · Mar 15
Replying to @tokudataneo
oh.
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yung filament @uncheckedminor · Mar 15
Replying to @tokudataneo
hey so this woke me up. like i feel like ive been sleeping my whole life and this woke me up
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 15
Replying to @tokudataneo
any villain looking at this on the battlefield would surrender and beg to be allowed to narc on their team just to be allowed to fucking. look at him a second longer. fuck
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lizzi @notjustlizzi · Mar 15
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
guys wake up redriotsthirdleg is writing fucking reader insert in the replies of a nationally awarded photograph
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 15
Replying to @notjustlizzi
what the hell is reader insert
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circumcision central @kacchansugoi · Mar 15
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
UM
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dove campaign out nowww @raincheck · Mar 15
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
BYE
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vi @nanamisomega · Mar 15
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
YOUVE BEEN GOONING OVER RED RIOT FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS AND YOU DIDNT KNOW???? WHAT READER INSERT WAS???????????
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grwm to kill all men @princesszoro · Mar 15
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
rediotsthirdleg do me a favour and google archiveofourown go to the search function and type in red riot/reader and thank me later
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 15
Replying to @princesszoro
im blocking all of you
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
who wrote this
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
he wouldn't fucking say this
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
whys this one two hundred thousand words. thats like. the bible. some teenager is fucking writing the bible instead of their history essay. the future of our nation is in shambles.
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
one hundred and fifty thousand words and he hasnt kissed me yet at this rate im going to be dead in the ground before this pos makes a move
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND WORDS I AM UNKISSED UNTOUCHED HE GAVE ME A FUCKING. FIST BUMP. THREE CHAPTERS AGO. AND NOW HES BLEEDING OUT ON NATIONAL NEWS FIGHTING A VILLAIN AND IM WATCHING??? IM WATCHING ON THE TV???? HE MIGHT BE DEAD WHY THE HELL AM I NOT THERE
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
WHERE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER BUTTON
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
THIS FUCKASS AUTHOR HAS NOT UPDATED IN THREE YEARS. THREE YEARS. THREE. YEARS. WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING THAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU CANT AT LEAST TELL ME IF HES FUCKING ALIVE.
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
the only acceptable reason for this is the author dying. ao3 user eldia are you dead. you better be dead in the fucking ground. dysentery-ridden and DEAD
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peanut
@jellybeancaterpillar
so no one told redriotsthirdleg about filtering for complete works only huh
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👁️ 👁️ @snoopsnoot · Mar 16
Replying to @jellybeancaterpillar
no this is penance for them posting the coordinates of my FUCKING HOME on TWITTER DOT COM because i said i preferred gemgds hero costume to red riots
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lesbiama llama
@accidentalgroomer
redriotsthirdleg have you tried any of the ones rated explicit
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 16
Replying to @accidentalgroomer
yes. my boyfriend asked me what was wrong with me because apparently i was red and i said nothing and he said who are you texting and i said no one and he tried to look at my phone and i wouldnt let him and now he thinks im cheating on him. so im sleeping on the couch. what the fuck ever.
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
at least this one was actually finished. finally an author who isnt a fucking deadbeat washed up loser. iceandfire13 youre the only person ive ever fucking respected on this hellhole of a website
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alphas for gemgd @iceandfire13 · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
sorry. boyfriend. ?
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lesbiama llama @accidentalgroomer · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
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days-without-gemgd-breakroom-crashout: 5 3
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im a little worried about gemgd… doesnt he look kinda tired to you guys
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wow ur so perceptive and caring haha u notice so much
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lets all try to be quiet and out of his way today i feel bad :(
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ur so perfect and smart and right yes lets do that
red riots ex talking stage
@socksinabox
most online person in the red riot fandom has a boyfriend who else was confused
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grwm to kill all men @princesszoro · Mar 19
Replying to @socksinabox
do you think its stockholm syndrome
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👁️ 👁️ @snoopsnoot · Mar 19
Replying to @socksinabox
are we sure its not just a roommate. is redriotsthirdleg jsl. is this a language barrier thing
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
i have a boyfriend. he asked me out first. japanese is my first and only language. i do not have him or anyone locked in my basement but if you jobless freaks keep harassing me that will change.
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recipe substack pinned 📌 @whenlifegivesuclementines · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
and who is he. let me guess. national it boy red riot
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 16
Replying to @whenlifegivesuclementines
and what if he is
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root vegetable @littlebaldman · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
LMFAOOOOO THIS BITCH IS LYINGGGGGGGG
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thank you for 5k!!!! @unbreakableomega · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
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march for ibs june 17!! @hiyouwhythin · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
to think i rlly believed them for a second……i was like omg… one less lonely girl in the world… LMFAO
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
this is the kind of bullshit job im looking for
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red riots ex talking stage @socksinabox · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
👅
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdled · Mar 16
Replying to @socksinabox
get that away from him
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invented slumber parties in 2006
@icedjhailatte
@redriotsthirdleg if you… hypothetically do have a bf how does he feel about your. uh. tweets
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 16
Replying to @icedjhailatte
i have him blocked on here
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mlp tshirt stays on during sex @scrambledegg · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
our generation is so doomed man these people are villains
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kitty riot @soulmakas · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
can you imagine loving and caring for someone whole time theyre reading x reader smut of a REAL MAN who ISNT YOU
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yung filament @uncheckedminor · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
redriotsthirdlegs bf is in the gym rn pressing his pr in jeans with no preworkout except for heartbreak
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eldia @noonescuck · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
redriotsthirdlegs bf is putting in 30 hours of overtime in per week telling his boss he just likes being a team player
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he hunky on my doofy @cowboygemgd · Mar 16
Replying to @kittyriot
redriotsthirdlegs bf is blowing half his savings on a diamond ring wondering if this will be enough for him to finally be loved back…
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sukie @imposingphallus · Mar 16
Replying to @kittyriot
redriotsthirdlegs bf trying to make it work buying lingerie champagne and rose petals after a long week only to be ignored bc redriotsthirdlegs giggling and blushing at their phone again…
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dove campaign out nowww @raincheck · Mar 16
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
all of u guys laughing now but redriotsthirdleg gonna be doxxing this entire reply section soon be CAREFUL LMFAO
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days-without-gemgd-breakroom-crashout: 1 3
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guys do u think redriotsthirdleg rlly has a boyfriend
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i wish i had a boyfriend
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we know
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i wish it was someone who stanned jihyo
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we know
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i wish we could go out for dinner and talk about our hopes and dreams and he could draw me like one of his french girls and i would understand what it meant to be taken in and seen by someone who held no judgement and reproach for my soul, only love
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can you just upload last weeks numbers to sharepoint
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oh yeah sorry
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thanks.
lightning bender
@therealchargebolt
just discovered this twitter account and im so delighted by it
#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 17
so done with shipping culture you jackalopes would ship red riot with a fucking sidewalk crack
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Iida Tenya @ingeniumofficial · Mar 17
Replying to @therealchargebolt
I think it's lovely!!! Red Riot's passion has inspired similar passion in his fans!!!
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lightning bender @therealchargebolt · Mar 17
Replying to @ingeniumofficial
youre right iida i love how you see the world. why dont we talk more about this over dinner. blanks at 7. on me?
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Iida Tenya @ingeniumofficial · Mar 17
Replying to @therealchargebolt
I have a meeting then! Please check my calendar before you suggest outings please… It makes me upset when I check and I realize I cant make them 😭
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lightning bender @therealchargebolt · Mar 17
Replying to @ingeniumofficial
check who your meeting is with first babe
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Iida Tenya @ingeniumofficial · Mar 17
Replying to @therealchargebolt
Oh!!!! This is clever 😁 I will see you at seven!!!!
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
cringeass fucking hero couples on my tl im going to hurl i hope they both get taken out in a villain incident
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peanut @jellybeancaterpillar · Mar 17
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
genuinely who hurt you
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 17
Replying to @jellybeancaterpillar
the couch. my back hurts
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yung filament @uncheckedminor · Mar 17
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
not giving up those x reader fics huh
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 17
Replying to @uncheckedminor
eldia finally updated.
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yung filament @uncheckedminor · Mar 17
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
LMFAOOOOOOOO U CRAWLED BACK QUICK
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circumcision central
@kacchansugoi
but not gemgd x red riot…. right…
#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 17
cringeass fucking hero couples on my tl im going to hurl i hope they both get taken out in a villain incident
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 17
Replying to @kacchansugoi
u bottomfeeders will use any excuse to bring them up
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circumcision central @kacchansugoi · Mar 17
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
and the crowd goes… unanswered??? bc u didnt answer the gd question????
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Tape Hero :)
@cellophane
having dinner with the man himself hahahaha sorry @redriotsthirdleg maybe next time
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dove campaign out nowww @raincheck · Mar 17
Replying to @cellophane
YOOOOOO CELLOPHANES GOT JOKESSSSSS
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status: freaking it @makemejuno · Mar 17
Replying to @cellophane
ARE U KIDDING MEEEEEEEE
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recipe substack pinned 📌 @whenlifegivesuclementines · Mar 17
Replying to @cellophane
can he even doxx… a pro hero… is that like. legal
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#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
. is he fucking serious
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lizzi @notjustlizzi · Mar 17
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
this feels a little like watching bush get told they hit the second tower
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i'm her
@uravity
gym date with my gym bestieeeeee <33 twelve years in and you look more swole than ever. bet he could lift you over his head 👀 @redriotsthirdleg
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alphas for gemgd @iceandfire13 · Mar 18
Replying to @uravity
URAVITY THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
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invented slumber parties in 2006 @icedjhailatte · Mar 19
Replying to @uravity
ictfu look at her smug ass pout in that pic she knew EXACTLY what she was going to caption this one
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mindblank
@freezeyourbrain
red riot came over last night and forgot his sweater… man this thing smells good. how much you willing to cough up for a sniff @redriotsthirdleg
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eldia @noonescuck · Mar 19
Replying to @freezeyourbrain
this is not real. this is actually not read. im going to cry laughing i never knew pro heroes could be this gd shady
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mindblank @freezeyourbrain · Mar 19
Replying to @noonescuck
tbf im just deeply irritated that i havent been on any of their suspected red riot paramours list. we hang out all the time. what. am i not good enough for him
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grwm to kill all men @princesszoro · Mar 19
Replying to @freezeyourbrain
mindblank no1 red riot stan was not what i expected from this year
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 19
Replying to @princesszoro
HES NOT THE FUCKING NO1 RED RIOT STAN.
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vi @nanamisomega · Mar 19
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
. there he is
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GEMGD's Hero Partner!!!
@dekuofficial
Had my morning coffee with the inimitable Red Riot today! As I’m sure redriotsthirdleg is wondering, he somehow manages to look flawless this early 😂 Unlike me, that’s for sure! @redriotsthirdleg
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he hunky on my doofy @cowboygemgd · Mar 20
Replying to @dekuofficial
EVEN DEKU????????
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did you guys all. hear that
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was it an earthquake i thought we were out of the clear
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it came from gemgds office i think
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does anyone need to print smth
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no
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no
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cowards
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go print something if youre so brave. saunter by his office. take a gander.
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i genuinely hate the way you speak you know that
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LMFAO SHES ACTUALLY GOING WAIT
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yeah?
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i was just wondering if you had any weekend plans
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my little sister and i have standing brunch every saturday morning!
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wow you physically could not get any more perfect
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im free all of sunday?
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i stand corrected
#683E33
@redriotsthirdleg
the red riot characterization in these stupid fics is almost always so fucking ass is it so difficult for you sewer rats to get him right
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pack omega @essotericeugene · Mar 20
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
write your own then tf im so sick of people like you who never write.. who CANT write just constantly shitting on authors
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#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 20
Replying to @essotericeugene
fine
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im hunky
@diagnosedchillguy
everyone applaud twt user essotericeugene were actually getting redriotsthirdleg reader x red riot
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nali @outbackloverboy · Mar 21
Replying to @redriotsthirdleg
im actually so intrigued
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he hunky on my doofy @cowboygemgd · Mar 21
Replying to @diagnosedchillguy
imagine its good
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actual baby @frthisisaninfant · Mar 21
Replying to @cowboygemgd
ok relax this is the joblessness of someone who only passed literature bc their teachers were tired of seeing them year after year
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days-without-gemgd-breakroom-crashout: 0 3
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WHO THE HELL POSTED ON THE OFFICLA ACCOUNT THIS JOKE IS NOT FUNNY I AM GOING TO LOSE MY JOB
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????????
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what???? is everything okay????
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are you guys joking
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no im so serious what happened
AV ()
LOOK AT GEMGDS OFFICLA FUCKING ACCOUNT DID HE GET HACKED IS THIS A JOKE AM I ON DRUGS I FEEL LIKE IM ON DRUGS
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ok relax it cant be that bad
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...ok nvmd
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we'll throw you a nice going away party
dekus fucking lying we dont work together
@gemgd
and you pos thought i couldnt. cut out for greed. 12k. reader kisses red riot until he splits apart at the seams. rated m.
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medrare steak connoisseur
@mephloaf
this is the funniest april fools joke anyone has ever done. like genuinely. u win king. u win
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sukie @imposingphallus · Apr 1
Replying to @mephloaf
. i dont think its a joke
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medrare steak connoisseur @mephloaf · Apr 1
Replying to @imposingphallus
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im hunky
@diagnosedchillguy
RATED M?????????? MATURE??????? M FOR MATURE????? NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES??????
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pack omega
@essotericeugene
idgaf what any of u guys say i won i literally WON redgemmers put your hands in the fucking air it took fifteen fucking years but our ship is CANON KING
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strawpage anon @neveragoodtake · Apr 1
Replying to @essotericeugene
mind u nothing is confirmed
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pack omega @essotericeugene · Apr 1
Replying to @neveragoodtake
MIND U GEMGD IS WRITING THOUSANDS OF WORDS ABOUT KISSING RED RIOT IN THEIR HOME. IN THEIR CAR. ON THE STREET. IN FRONT OF THEIR FRIENDS. HOP OFF
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GEMGD's Hero Partner!!!
@dekuofficial
sorry to be candid for a moment but you guys dont understand what is going on in my head right now for the last fifteen years of my life i have been relentlessly bullied for writing and reading fanfiction because he caught me reading gang orca x jeanist like one time in high school ONLY TO SEE.
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Pro Hero Gang Orca @gangorca · Apr 1
Replying to @dekuofficial
I’m sorry. Me and who?
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Deku
@dekuofficial · Apr 1
Replying to @gangorca
Oh my god I am so sorry Gang Orca, sir, I didn’t realize you would see this, please forgive me, this is so deeply intrusive and unprofessional …But for what it’s worth I do think you two would be good together. Again, my deepest most sincere apologies.
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Pro Hero Best Jeanist @bestjeanist · Apr 1
Replying to @gangorca
I don’t know. Maybe the kid’s onto something.
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vi @nanamisomega · Apr 1
Replying to @bestjeanist
love in the fallout of fanfic writer gemgd…. this life is the gift that keeps giving
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circumcision central
@kacchansugoi
. has anyone looked at the authors name
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alphas for gemgd @iceandfire13 · Apr 1
Replying to @kacchansugoi
its gemgd
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circumcision central @kacchansugoi · Apr 1
Replying to @iceandfire13
NO I MEAN HIS AO3 USERNAME
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medrare steak connoisseur @mephloaf · Apr 1
Replying to @kacchansugoi
wait
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dove campaign out nowww @raincheck · Apr 1
Replying to @kacchansugoi
WAIT
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march for ibs june 17!!
@hiyouwhythin
I HAVE BEEN CALLING MY BOSS BITCHLESS ON TWT.COM FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS OVER HIS RED RIOT THIRST TWEETS?????????????????????
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dove campaign out noww @rainchecked · Apr 1
Replying to @hiyouwhythin
preciosa hand in your resignation letter
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march for ibs june 17!! @hiyouwhythin · Apr 1
Replying to @raincheck
WHAT RESIGNATION LETTER HES GOING TO FIRE MESKJHNKj
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nali
@outbackloverboy
wait so then who the hell is gemgds boyfriend. who is making him sleep on the couch
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kitty riot @soulmakas · Apr 1
Replying to @outbackloverboy
idk man. maybe his hero partner who he just wrote about kissing sloppy for several thousand words
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thank you for 10k!!!! @unbreakableomega · Apr 1
Replying to @soulmakas
thinking about gemgd using my taxpayer dollars to sit in his bedroom and type out "ngh"
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status: freaking it @makemejuno · Apr 1
Replying to @unbreakableomega
thats my symbol of victory idgaf
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👁️ 👁️ @snoopsnoot · Apr 1
Replying to @makemejuno
you guys are genuinely so intellectually enslaved its not even funny
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status: freaking it @makemejuno · Apr 1
Replying to @snoopsnoot
I BEG YOUR PARDON????
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lizzi
@notjustlizzi
oomfs in the redgem nation discord server are just streaming redriotsthirdlegs twt and reading every tweet with a new eye KNOWING THAT THIS WAS IN FACT NUMBER TWO PRO HERO GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT. GEMGD WHO APPARENTLY LISTS HIS TOP THREE SALADS AS CEASAR, CUCUMBER, AND RED RIOTS ASS??????
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root vegetable
@littlebaldman
GUYS WE LAUGHED AT HIM. HE SAID THIS AND WE LAUGHED
#683E33 @redriotsthirdleg · Mar 16
what if he is
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recipe substack pinned 📌 @whenlifegivesuclementines · Apr 1
Replying to @littlebaldman
um YOU laughed i was SILENT
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root vegetable @littlebaldman · Apr 1
Replying to @ilovemyhusband
you laughed so hard my windows shattered.
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recipe substack pinned 📌 @whenlifegivesuclementines · Apr 1
Replying to @littlebaldman
BITCH SHHH IM NOT TRYING TO DIE ALL HIS THREATS ARE REAL NOW
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days-without-gemgd-breakroom-crashout: 0 3
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the office phone keeps ringing im gnana piss myselfgkj
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dont answer it.
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what
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is this. not a private chat
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sir we are so so sorry
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i dont care i wont fire any of you lowlifes as long as you do not answer that fucking slugs spam calls
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i will fire you guys if you dont put me through katsuki stop ignoring me
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YOU DONT EVEN WORK HERE????????
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dont pick up the phone
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pick up the phone
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listen to me. do not pick up the phone.
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are you going to make me come down there on my day off
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if you come down here im bombing our agency
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..would you like us to leave?
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no
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no
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um
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yeah no sorry i cant
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left #days-without-gemgd-breakroom-crashout: 0.
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hemophiliacs against vlad king
@bloodherobara
ok i dont even care anymore im getting fired i know im getting fired let the people know that red riot has been calling the agency relentlessly bc hes off today and gemgd is refusing to take his calls
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hemophiliacs against vlad king @bloodherobara · Apr 1
Replying to @bloodherobara
oh my god nvmd hes HERE he showed up
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hemophiliacs against vlad king @bloodherobara · Apr 1
Replying to @bloodherobara
GEMGD BARRICADED THE DOOR???????
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hemophiliacs against vlad king @bloodherobara · Apr 1
Replying to @bloodherobara
RED RIOT JUST BROKE THROUGH HELP THE PROPERTY DAMAGE REPORT IS GOING TO BE INSANE… thats ok theyll have the money after they FIRE ME
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hemophiliacs against vlad king @bloodherobara · Apr 1
Replying to @bloodherobara
RR IS CRYING LAUGHING GOING WHY DIDNT U JUST TELL ME U WERE READING FANFIC AB ME I THOUGHT U WERE CHEATING AND GEMGD IS REFUSING TO SPEAK TO HIMMMMM
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hemophiliacs against vlad king @bloodherobara · Apr 1
Replying to @bloodherobara
RED RIOT JUST SAID I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD SUCH A PASSION FOR WRITING SHOULD WE LOOK UP SOME WRITING COMPETITIONS AND GEMGD BLEW UP HIS MONITORSJKDNHKJ
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hemophiliacs against vlad king @bloodherobara · Apr 1
Replying to @bloodherobara
EVERYONE STOP LAUGHING IN THE QRTS THERE ARE SPARKS EVERYWHERE AND THE SPRINKELRS TURNED ON AND RIOT IS HOWLINGGGGG
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mlp tshirt stays on during sex
@scrambledegg
im actually on red riots side bc what do you mean gemgd was torpedoing his relationship. with red riot. to read reader insert fanfiction. OF RED RIOT. JUST GO CUDDLE THE REAL THING WHAT IS WRONG WIHT YOU
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eldia @noonescuck · Apr 1
Replying to @scrambledegg
complaining ab cliffhangers like he wasnt leaving rr on read to send me 10 billion comments asking when i was updating hes so IRRITATING
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status: freaking it
@makemejuno
i think what we have all learned today is that our number two hero is a deeply. deeply unwell human being. and i am stalking his bookmarks as we speak and i can tell you right now that he does Not know that private bookmarks exist bc these are CRAZY
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dekus fucking lying we dont work together @gemgd · Apr 1
Replying to @makemejuno
YOU CAN SEE THOSE????
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lightning bender @therealchargebolt · Mar 19
Replying to @gemgd
too late screenshotted and saved and we Will be reading all these out at our next get together <33 very enlightening kacchan!!!!
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dekus fucking lying we dont work together @gemgd · Apr 1
Replying to @therealchargebolt
do you want iida to be a widow
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lightning bender @therealchargebolt · Mar 19
Replying to @gemgd
yk speaking of iida he has a projector that would really be perfect for this
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dekus fucking lying we dont work together @gemgd · Apr 1
Replying to @therealchargebolt
yeah we'll invite halfandhalfs fuckass brother and livestream your cremation
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kaminari clears his throat, attempting to cut through the chatter of what is most of class 1-a, gathered in iida’s movie room. “ahem.”
“you know you don’t actually need to say ‘ahem,’ outloud,” jirou says.
“it’s about creating an atmosphere, kyouka,” kaminari says, visibly miffed. “shou, you got the livestream?”
“ready whenever you are,” todoroki says, holding his phone in front of his face in a manner not unlike all might before he eventually caves and shamefully asks midoriya how to attach a wechat file into an email thread. “i am recording this on my samsung twenty-five s ultra with two hundred and fifty-six gigabytes of storage—”
“he gets one sponsorship and all of a sudden he’s steve jobs,” shinsou mumbles. todoroki sends him a hurt look, and he immediately reaches over to pat his head. “sorry, sorry, it’s helpful, seriously, my phone’s on its last legs anyway, you think you could do me a solid?”
“ahem,” kaminari says pointedly. “cut out for greed. by bakugou katsuki.”
bakugou tips his head back against the couch and stares at the ceiling. “this is so fucking ridiculous,” he says. “you are all—all—depraved. abnormal, depraved, jobless freaks.”
“don’t even, kacchan,” midoriya scolds. “i have a bone to pick with you. my colleagues called to say that no one’s been paying attention in class all week, they’ve all been on their phones, and every time they’re confiscated it’s because they’re reading your fics!”
“how the hell is it my fault that teachers don’t know how to teach—”
kaminari merrily continues reading, ignoring them. “red riot’s mouth is soft. it slides nice and easy over your own. gentle, like nothing you’ve ever had.”
the room erupts in clapping, squealing, and wolf-whistling. kirishima’s shoving his face into a now silent bakugou’s space, cooing, “is it really that good? am i that good at it, katsuki? aww, man, you’re such a sweetheart, my ego can’t handle this!”
bakugou’s face, between his splayed fingers, is like an overripe strawberry.
“is this what you were doing when you told me you were too busy to play soccer with the rest of us last weekend?” sero asks curiously. “writing about how wet kirishima’s mouth is?”
“i did not say—”
“it’s, like, two lines down. you—or the reader—oh my god, so i guess, me, i moan about it—”
bakugou lobs a lamp at him. sero ducks, midoriya doesn’t, and they have to take a five-minute intermission to ice the bump on his head as iida bemoans how, exactly, he managed to get injured sitting down.