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Lucifer: 9/10
-he's the only one who actually has a valid licence
-extremely responsible while driving
-doesn't change the radio from classical music or let you talk to him so -1 point
Mammon: 3/10
-I mean. He knows what he's doing.
-it's just that most of the time it's trying to outrun the cops/ debt collectors
-blasting music is a must in his car.
-as shotgun you are expected to give him directions (he's dogshit with directions)
-has literally never in his life had a valid licence.
-okay, MAYBE the first one was. But just so he could learn how to forge it.
-most likely out of anyone to drive while drunk
Leviathan: 6/10
-hasn't had a valid licence in at least five years (he doesn't want to get his picture taken)
-does decently at driving, but he gets road rage
-his car has one of those anime girl wraps, but that's a given
-probably plays kpop and anime openings
-doesn't like talking while he's driving though, says it distracts him too much, which is fair
-I feel like he doesn't drink much in general, let alone while driving
Satan: 5/10
-the only one beating Levi at road rage. He gets genuinely scary sometimes
-can't decide if he also strictly sticks to road rules or is always at least 5km over the speed limit. Maybe he sticks to every other rule but speeds a lot idk
-every time a cop has pulled him over they're too scared to check if his licence is valid
-it's not even a drivers licence that he hands them. It's his library card.
-drives in silence unless you're talking to him
Asmodeus: 6/10
-probably gets distracted talking to you
-chronic speeder
-other then that he's a good driver
-but also he doesn't have a licence. He just asked Mammon to teach him at some point. So he's a bit... unorthodox sometimes.
-almost always playing music and/ or talking to you while he drives
-the only other person who I think might drive while under the influence
Beelzebub: ?/10
-???
-no one's ever seen him drive
-They're not even convinced he knows how
-he claims he doesn't need to- exercise is good for him. Plus if he *really* needed to get somewhere by car he can ask one of his brothers
-if he does drive though he'd be pretty good at it. Like a solid 7/10
-frequent snack breaks :)
Belphegor: -200/10
-for the love of fuck do NOT let him in the driver's seat.
-if he somehow doesn't fall asleep at the wheel he's probably going to try and hit people
-he's also speeding and committing so many traffic violations
-he's playing the same song on loop the whole time as well so you *really* feel like you're experiencing your own personal hell. Despite already living in hell.