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Part 1 of CHATROOM CARNAGE: The Story We Tell
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2025-05-16
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2025-06-30
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CHATROOM CARNAGE!!!

Summary:

The members of Algebra High’s study group get a group chat. Chaos ensues.

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Six: go away now before five hits you over the head with a frying pan

 

Seven: don’t worry gang im keeping five 𝓸𝓬𝓬𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓭

 

One: You absolute freak, Seven.

 

Seven changed their name to Freak

 

Freak: 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮

Chapter 1: You Know You Want Some

Notes:

CONTENT WARNING —

Chatroom Carnage contains themes of murder, violence, depression, and suicide. This is not a joke. Please do not read past Chapter 9, if you feel uncomfortable.

Chapter Text

==DMs: Two and Zro==

 

Two:  Hi! Is this Zro from the study group?

 

Zro:  uhh yeah do you need something?

 

Two: Not really! I was just thinking about making a group chat and I know you have experience in making those, so we can have one for the study group!

 

Zro: oh yeah I can do that!! i only have seven’s contact tho

 

Two: I’ll send you the other contacts, no worries!

 

==New Chat==

 

Zro added One, Two, Three and 9 others.

 

Zro gave Two admin permissions.

 

Zro disabled nicknames.

 

Three: oh PLEASE let us have nicknames

 

One: Don’t bother, Zro has a lack of fun and whimsy.

 

Six: i would very much like a fun and whimsical gc

 

Three: i would also very much like that

 

Five: Shut up @ownstyle @lonelynumber @thr33

 

Zro: please guys the irrational gc has nicknames and it’s a NIGHTMARE

 

Two: Come on Zro!

 

Fifteen: js do it omg

 

Zro enabled nicknames.

 

Three changed their name to Big Ole Red Ones

 

Big Ole Red Ones: WE WON CHANGE YOUR NAMES

 

Four: THREE GET OFF YOUR PHONE YOURE IN DETENTION

 

Five: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?

 

One: He spat in Coach Toilet’s face.

 

Big Ole Red Ones: we were about to have a spit off but timewatch caught us

 

One: Jesus Christ, Three…

 

Four: if you don’t get off your damn phone im gonna scream so loud

 

Big Ole Red Ones is offline

 

Six: gang I wanna see who zro added

 

Six: a

 

One: WAIT, WHO DID THEY ADD?

 

Six: @withacap HOW DID YOU GET TENS NUMBER???

 

Zro: I JUST ASKED??? WHAT DID YOU THINK I DID???

 

Zro: YKW DONT ANSWER THAT

 

Nine: juust logged on hey dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Six: hi nine

 

Six: go away now before five hits you over the head with a frying pan

 

Seven: don’t worry gang im keeping five 𝓸𝓬𝓬𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓭

 

One: You absolute freak, Seven.

 

Seven changed their name to Freak

 

Freak: 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮

 

Five: SEVEN GET OFF THE PHONE

 

Four: HOLY SHIT IT THINKS IN WORDS

 

Freak: FOUR STOO SCREAMING AT ME OVER TEXT BECAUSE I DIDNT DO MY REVISION IM SORRY

 

Four: you DIDNT do your what, seven

 

Freak: UHHHHHH FIVE BAIL ME OUT

 

Five: I TOLD you to revise you fucking wireless headphone

 

One: YOU WIRELESS WHAT NOW, FIVE?

 

Six: oh yh five does this funny ass thing where they call you a random object as an insult

 

Nine: I AM NOT A 4 INCH BURLAP SACK OF POTATOES BRO

 

Two changed Nine’s name to Potato Sack

 

Potato Sack: FUUUUCK im gonna go cry for the next 2763 hours see ya

 

Potato Sack is offline.

 

Six: now that THEYRE GONE

 

Six: five what else have you called people

 

Five: I’m gonna call you a tombstone in a minute Six

 

One: @everyone Five and Six are fighting after school! Place your bets!


Big Ole Red Ones is online

 

Big Ole Red Ones: FIVES GONNA WIN

 

Five: I don’t know whether to appreciate that from you or not

 

Freak: i think five too tbh

 

Six: YOURE DOING THIS to 𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓼 me off

 

Four: it’s gonna be six EVENS STICK TOGWTHER ‼️‼️‼️

 

Six: omg aFinallh 

 

Two: I think it’ll be Six too! I have faith :)

 

Four: nvm FIVE YUO GOTTA WIN THIS HOMIE

 

Six: WHAT THE FUCK FOUR

 

Zro: idk man uhh im voting six

 

Six: THSNK you

 

Big Ole Red Ones: @eight88 @keylimepie @skinlover @InactiveAccount GET ONLINE AND VOTE assholes

 

Eight: uuhuguhug six

 

Ten: I’m gonna vote for Six!

 

Six: TY love you ten

 

Five: GAHHRHRHHR fuck off six

 

Fourteen: five :P

 

One: Fifteen, vote.

 

Fifteen: no.

 

Zro: it’s fine if you don’t wanna obv

 

Fifteen: idgaf abt ts tbh

 

Freak: abcdefg??



Six: do re mi fa so la ti do?

 

Five: ts pmo icl 🥀 in the big 25 🥀🥀🥀

 

One: Anyway, does 4:30 by the benches sound good to everyone?

 

Four: yeahddnjdjdjdd as long as two isn’t standing next to me

 

One: THEN ITS A DATE.

 

Big Ole Red Ones: what the fuck have we done

 

Five: I have no clue