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1. Yes, I’m the Harry Potter. No, I Don’t Have N.E.W.T.s by minnie_reads

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

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   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   29 May 2025

   Tags

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   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Minerva Mcgonagall - Mentioned
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt - mentioned
   • Luna Lovegood - mentioned
   • Rubeus Hagrid - mentioned
   • Ministry of Magic (Harry Potter)
   • Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Auror application
   • Dumbledore's Army
   • O.W.L.s | Ordinary Wizarding Levels
   • Auror Training
   • Job Interviews
   • No N.E.W.T.s? No Problem
   • PTSD but Make It Bureaucratic
   • Character Study
   • Humor
   • Satire
   • bureaucracy shenanigans
   • Warning: Sassy Harry Potter
   • Fuck JKR
   • Harry Potter Has Seen Some Things
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Slice of Life
   • wizarding world politics
   • Post-War Recovery
   • Job Applications Are Hard
   • visual storytelling
   • Art inside
   • Illustrated resume

   Summary

   After defeating the Dark Lord, Harry Potter faces his most daunting challenge yet: paperwork.
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   Harry: Can I list our time in the forest as "self directed study"?
   Ron: Certainly sounds better than “camping with trauma,” yeah..
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   Featuring: a sassy and unhinged Chosen One, a suspiciously detailed resume, and a Wizarding Recruitment & Placement Office that just wants one normal application.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   54

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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