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gay goonden 😈
john cena: guess fucking what
blutak: i dont want to
guardian angel: what happened
john cena: YEON SIEUN LOOKED AT ME
blutak: oh ffs
guardian angel: wasnt it after you fought the baseball team IN THE CLASS
blutak: yeah and you picked up his pencil case
blutak: how romantic ive already got a boner
john cena: you guys dont get it
guardian angel: didnt he tell you to fight outside
blutak: BYEE DID HE
blutak: how to reject ahn suho 101 written by yeon sieun
guardian angel: suho i dont get how you like him
guardian angel: you couldnt strangle 5 words out of him
blutak: offer him a pen and youve got a 60% chance of a thank you
guardian angel: 100% chance of him lobbing it into your skull
john cena: crawl into my brain and find out cus hes so HOT
john cena: have you seen his eyes
john cena: they hold more emotion than a twilight movie
blutak: holy shit youre gay
john cena: I WILL BAG HIM.
john cena: HE WILL BE MINE
john cena: WE WILL BE AHN-YEON AND WE WILL HAVE 6000 BABIES
blutak: okay what the fuck
guardian angel: mpreg
blutak: this is ao3 of course theres mpreg
guardian angel: can you not break the fourth wall bruh this is the first chapter
blutak: ok sorry guys
blutak: there is no mpreg sorry to anyone disappointed
john cena: sorry i got carried away
john cena: i miss sieun
guardian angel: get to work boy i just placed an order
john cena: BRUH