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“This is Takare Akiko, the Ultimate Reporter, coming to you live from the Hope’s Peak Academy newsroom. Today’s story;
Ultimate Gamer Nanami and her lame-ass reserve course boyfriend were spotted exiting a local cinema holding hands with Komaeda fucking Nagito. When questioned about her continued lack of taste in romantic partners, Nanami declined to comment. Her lame-ass reserve course boyfriend was not asked to comment because, ha! Why would we ask him? Komaeda, the Lucky Student of Class 77, was not asked to comment for the health and safety of our journalists. This has been the Hope’s Peak Tribune, bringing you the latest in all things Ultimate.”