Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. Choosing Between Extremes by CustardBattle

   Fandoms: Dick Figures  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   23 Feb 2021

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Red (Dick Figures)/Blue (Dick Figures)
   • Blue (Dick Figures)/Pink (Dick Figures)
   • Red (Dick Figures)
   • Blue (Dick Figures)
   • Stacy (Dick Figures)
   • Pink (Dick Figures)
   • Road Trips
   • Homophobic Language
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Sex
   • Bad BDSM Etiquette
   • Cheating
   • Wow
   • This is the first Dick Figures fic on AO3
   • What am I doing with my life?
   • Canada
   • Blue vs his gay feelings
   • Rough Sex
   • Daddy Kink

   Summary

   Pink and Blue are getting married, and Blue can finally, finally, live a normal, boring life like he always wanted to. Red has a way of worming into everything, though, and a road trip across the country is planned. This'll probably go great.

   Now with more Canada!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   39,915

   Chapters:

   24/?

   Comments:

   111

   Kudos:

   501

   Bookmarks:

   32

   Hits:

   9,750