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30 year old Stiles swore he had self control...right up until 36 year old Derek Hale showed up with a graying beard, a smirk, and a blue hoodie that singlehandedly dismantled his frontal lobe.
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- Part 15 of Sterek Bingo 2025
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Dialogue 💙
Stiles:
Quick question.
If I hypothetically sleep with my boss, do I get fired? Asking for… mePeter:
Are you propositioning me?Stiles squawked aloud, practically dropped his phone into the sink.
Stiles:
NO
You fuckwit
Your nephew
Just realized he’s not just your hot morally compromising nephew
He’s also technically my BOSS now??
I’ve made a lot of mistakes today but I’d like to know if I’m about to make one morePeter:
Ah.
There it is.
Took you long enough to connect the dots. You kept referring to him as my nephew, completely bypassing he’s also a partner here.Stiles:
Peter.
Peter I am hanging on by a thread.
Do I need to resign?
Is this going to become a scandal?
Is the company going to explode???Peter:
You’d leave your job for Derek?Stiles stared at the screen, heart thudding.
He took a deep breath.
Typed back:
Stiles:
I can’t think of a single thing right now I wouldn’t do for that man.
If he asked me to rob a bank I’d ask if he wanted matching ski masks.The three bouncing dots appeared, disappeared, reappeared.
Peter:
Delicious.
Just to be perfectly clear:
You can fuck whomever you want.
We don’t have rules like that here.
Your best friends work here and are married to each other.
Half of our HR policies are just “don’t be gross about it.”
Fraternization is not a dealbreaker.
But if you quit your job, I will literally murder you.
Messily.
On the company retreat.
And I’ll make Kira help.Stiles let out a breath he didn’t realize he’d been holding.
Stiles:
You’re… weirdly supportive.Peter:
It’s called long game matchmaking.
I’m basically a benevolent gay warlock.
Now go make out with my nephew and then get back to work.
God, you’re exhausting.Stiles:
Love you too, asshole.Peter:
Ugh, I guess I do love you.
I’m deleting this thread.
Tell no one. -
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One of the funniest but sweetest things I have ever read!
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Funniest thing ever. Stiles is such a disaster!
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Stiles/Derek - You, me and Sturdust
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