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“Split between us, that’s maybe seven times each. I think we can manage,” Steve hums, somehow finding it in him to joke about jerking off for sport, nudging Eddie with his elbow while he’s busy trying not to ogle his roommate.
“Light work for you. Probably getting off easy.”
Eddie lets out a flaccid har-har as he grabs his face wash off the shelf. Starts scrubbing vigorously; anything to keep his eyes from wandering. He gets some in his eye.
Good. Maybe that’ll be enough to temporarily blind him.
Unfortunately, it just burns. And Steve’s still shirtless.
“Alright, what other ‘parameters’ did you have in mind?”
