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    You'd have to be crazy to fall for Louise Belcher. The girl was often described as an "Occupational Hazard" by the Wagstaff faculty. Similarly, you'd be out of your mind to fall for Rudolph "Regular-Sized Rudy" Stieblitz. The boy was obviously a walking example of genetics that were "Incompatible with Life".

    It was just a good thing that they somehow fell for each other, and saved some other poor fools a load of heartache.

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