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They drafted them like a ceasefire agreement, like two idiots trying to turn a war into a business deal:
No catching feelings.
This isn’t romantic. It’s just convenient, and it stays that way.
No one finds out.
Not Stan, not Kenny, especially not their parents. It goes to the grave.
This ends whenever one of them says so.
No questions, no whining, no drama.
It doesn’t change anything.
They still hate each other. School, work, arguments, insults—those stay exactly the same.
No talking about it.
What happens between them stays in the moment. No processing, no pillow talk, no “what are we?” crap
They didn’t write them down. They didn’t have to. The rules hung between them like a barrier they both pretended they could respect.
But deep down, they knew the truth:
Neither of them wanted to stop.
And this—whatever this was—wasn’t over. Not even close.