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Summary:

It’s a new year at Kamome Academy, and you’re invited to watch the text chats as the cast faces the challenges that come with starting high school.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: New Year, New Me

Chapter Text

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The Gang

Akane, Amane, Aoi, Kou, Nene

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Aoi sent an image.


Aoi: New uniforms!


Akane: Cute!


Amane: Yeah, but who do you think's cuter? :P


Akane: Ao-chan, obviously


Kou: Dude

Kou: Have some tact!


Nene: I knew that'd be the answer but it still hurts :,)


Akane: Now look what you've gone and done Yugi


Amane: Me?!

Amane: You're the one who called Yashiro ugly!


Akane: No one said ugly


Kou: Let's all agree that you both suck.


Amane: Shut up child


Kou: I'm not even a year younger than you.


Amane: Alrigjt middle schooler


Aoi: Alright*


Amane: Shush


Nene: I can't believe we're in high school though


Akane: Right?


Amane: Most of us anyway


Kou: Seriously dude shut up


Aoi: Your names are too similar

Aoi: It's confusing


Amane: You of all people can't be saying that


Kou: I have a solution


Kou changed Aoi's name to Aoi (girl)

Kou changed Akane's name to Akane (boy)

Kou changed Amane's name to Amane (shithead)


Akane (boy): The three genders


Amane (shithead): Wtf


Nene: It's fitting


Amane (shithead): That hurts, Yashiro


Nene: :P


Aoi (girl): You guys should probably stop texting and actually start going to school


Kou: You're the one who started this conversation


Aoi (girl): And I'm ending it. Go to school


Amane (shithead): Fine.


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Ghostfuckers

Mitsuba, Natsuhiko, Sakura, Tsukasa

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Natsuhiko: Alright gang

Natsuhiko: It's a new year

Natsuhiko: Which means we need to start it with a bang

Natsuhiko: Who's with me?


Sakura: No thanks.


Natsuhiko: WHAT??? D:

Natsuhiko: WHY???


Sakura: It sounds annoying.


Natsuhiko: Is it because u r a third year now that u don't want to commit humour and hijinks with me

Natsuhiko: Just 1 year ago u were just like me u know

Natsuhiko: A measly second year


Sakura: No it's because it's annoying


Mitsuba: Can you not

Mitsuba: It's ruining my breakfast


Natsuhiko: Mitsuba!

Natsuhiko: You'll help me won't u?


Mitsuba: No?


Natsuhiko: Come onnnn

Natsuhiko: Think of how cool you'll be hanging out with a cool 2nd year

Natsuhiko: You'll have friends in no time


Mitsuba: I'm in


Sakura: Why do we even keep this kid around?


Mitsuba: Because I'm useful???


Sakura: You're about as useful as a kicked puppy.


Natsuhiko: I like him

Natsuhiko: He has bite


Sakura: A weak, little, puppy bite.


Mitsuba: Like you can talk

Mitsuba: You don't have any friends in your year either


Sakura: That's because I don't need any, you three just won't leave me alone.


Natsuhiko: You love us really

Natsuhiko: Speaking of

Natsuhiko: @Tsukasa where are you?

Natsuhiko: @Tsukasa

Natsuhiko: @Tsukasa

Natsuhiko: @Tsukasa


Sakura: Stop that.


Natsuhiko: How else am I meant to get his attention???


Sakura: He could be busy getting ready for school.


Mitsuba: If he is he's gonna be late


Natsuhiko: He's online!!!


Mitsuba: And he's gone again


Natsuhiko: What gives?


Sakura: He was probably just clearing his notifications.


Natsuhiko: Why r u so mean????????


Sakura: Because you're annoying.

Sakura: Your texting is also painful to read.


Natsuhiko: So mean


Mitsuba: And he's back online


Natsuhiko: Yay!


Tsukasa: Gonna be a bit late guys


Sakura: How late?


Tsukasa: Just got dressed late


Natsuhiko: WHAT?!?!

Natsuhiko: Why????


Tsukasa: SOMEBODY unplugged my alarm clock last night


Mitsuba: Why do you say it like one of us did it

Mitsuba: I don't live anywhere near you


Tsukasa: Because


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Spare Parts

Amane, Tsukasa

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Tsukasa: Ur an asshole


Amane: ^-^


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The Gang

Akane (boy), Amane (shithead), Aoi (girl), Kou, Nene

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Aoi (girl): You guys will never believe who was lurking in the girls' bathroom earlier.


Kou: Huh?


Amane (shithead): IT WASNT LIKE THAT


Aoi (girl): Poor Nene is traumatised


Akane (boy): Yugi! I knew you were a pervert but this is low


Amane (shithead): IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Amane (shithead): The boys bathrooms were always on the left in the middle school building and I was in a hurry!!!!!


Akane (boy): That's what they all say, creep.


Akane (boy) changed Amane (shithead)'s name to Pervert


Pervert: STOP


Pervert changed Pervert's name to Amane

Akane (boy) changed Amane's name to Pervert

Pervert changed Pervert's name to Amane

Akane (boy) changed Amane's name to Pervert

Pervert changed Pervert's name to Amane

Akane (boy) changed Amane's name to Pervert


Pervert: PLEASE


Kou: You really need to look where you're going man


Pervert: You'd make the same mistake!


Aoi (girl): You made Nene scream like she'd seen a ghost 

Aoi (girl): I thought Hanako-san might've been real for a second there


Nene: Hanako-san?


Pervert: YASHIRO YOURE HERE

Pervert: THEYRE BULLYING ME


Aoi (girl): Hanako-san of the girls bathroom is one of the seven mysteries of the school! They say if you can summon her, she'll grant you a wish!


Nene: Ooohhh


Kou: You know, maybe she did see Hanako-san

Kou: Have you ever seen Hanako-san and Amane in the same room as each other??? 🤨


Pervert: No.


Akane (boy): Toilet-bound Hanako-kun of the girls bathroom


Pervert: That's even worse then the pervert thing


Aoi (girl): than*


Pervert: Idc


Nene changed Pervert's name to Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: YASHIRO!!! D:


Nene: Lol


Aoi (girl): I can't believe you hid this from us, Yugi

Aoi (girl): I thought we were friends 😔😔😔


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Yeah well right now it doesn't feel like we are :/


Nene: Well! Let's look on the bright side! We officially survived our first day of high school!


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Don't act like you weren't complicit in this.


Kou: FREEDOM


Akane (boy): Are we meeting at the gates?


Kou: 👍

Chapter 2: Group Project Fail

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

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Ghostfuckers

Mitsuba, Natsuhiko, Sakura, Tsukasa

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Mitsuba: So what are these "shenanigans" you were recruiting me for anyway??

Mitsuba: @Natsuhiko


Natsuhiko: I'm glad u asked!


Natsuhiko changed Mitsuba's name to Sidekick


Sidekick: Wtf


Natsuhiko: We shall be........

Natsuhiko: 🥁🥁🥁

Natsuhiko: Realesing 10 million frogs into da school!


Sidekick: I doubt you have 10 million...


Sakura: Releasing*


Natsuhiko: Why do u only text me to hurt me so?


Sidekick: More importantly

Sidekick: How are you gonna get 10 million frogs????


Tsukasa: I have some!


Tsukasa sent an image


Natsuhiko: I h8 to break it to u

Natsuhiko: But dat frog is dead


Tsukasa: I know!

Tsukasa: I stole it from the science lab

Tsukasa: And dissect it sometimes! :D


Sidekick: That's horrifying...


Natsuhiko: You scare me sometimes dude


Sakura: Only sometimes?


Tsukasa: Sakura is right

Tsukasa: Should be more

Tsukasa: I'll make sure to rectify that


Sidekick: Please don't...


Natsuhiko: Ok so we have 1 dead frog


Tsukasa: 13


Natsuhiko: What


Tsukasa: 13 dead frogs


Natsuhiko: Jesus Christ Tsukasa


Tsukasa: :3


Sidekick: If I don't see you on the news for killing people and keeping them in your basement in ten years time I'll be shocked


Tsukasa: Awww, thanks!


Sidekick: In what world is that a compliment-


Natsuhiko changed Tsukasa's name to serial killer in the making


serial killer in the making: Nice


Natsuhiko: Now we just need 2 get a lot more frogs


Sakura: Right…


Natsuhiko: We will talk more @ school


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The Gang

Akane (boy), Aoi (girl), Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom, Kou, Nene

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Nene: Finally!

Nene: It's lunch time!


Kou: Yessss


Akane (boy): If I had to sit through another minute of algebra I would've screamed.


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Hopefully Tsuchigomori-sensei will be out for the last few classes


Nene: Fingers crossed 🤞


Kou: I wish

Kou: I have some dumb group project to do after lunch...


Aoi (girl): Is your group bad?


Kou: Idk

Kou: It's some new kid


Nene: Oof


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Good luck soldier 🫡


Kou: Thanks Hanako


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Stop.


Akane (boy): The name's sticking!


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: I hate you all.


Aoi (girl): We love you too Hanako ❤️


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Don't text me.

Natsuhiko, Sakura

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Natsuhiko: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Sakura: No.


Natsuhiko: I haven't even said anything?!?!?!


Sakura: I don't care, the answer is no.


Natsuhiko: Sooooo

Natsuhiko: If I ask if ur busy tonight? 😏


Sakura: I'm not free.


Natsuhiko: WHAT??????

Natsuhiko: No fair!


Sakura: Go pester someone else.


Natsuhiko: Y?


Sakura: Because I don't want to deal with your bullshit.


Natsuhiko: :c

Natsuhiko: :c

Natsuhiko: :c

Natsuhiko: :c

Natsuhiko: :c

Natsuhiko: :c

Natsuhiko: :c

Natsuhiko: :c


Sakura: The number you are trying to reach is out of service.


Natsuhiko: Aw


Sakura: Fucking idiot


Natsuhiko: D:

Natsuhiko: No need to be mean!


Sakura: The number you are trying to reach is out of service.


Natsuhiko: Aw man


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The Gang

Akane (boy), Aoi (girl), Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom, Kou, Nene

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Kou: I'm gonna kms

Kou: It's over for me


Akane (boy): Wtf?


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Finally!


Akane (boy): Again, wtf?


Kou: Dude!


Aoi (girl): Well if you're going to kill yourself can you at least wait until exam season so that the rest of us benefit from it?


Akane (boy): What is wrong with you people??????


Nene: What happened? D:


Kou: You know that new kid

Kou: That I said was in my group?


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Yeah?


Kou: HES BEEN IN MY CLASS FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.

Kou: TWO. YEARS.

Kou: AND I LEARNT THIS

Kou: AFTER ASKING HIM WHERE HE TRANSFERRED FROM


Aoi (girl): You're done for


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Tell him that you're actually new

Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: And a bit stupid :p


Kou: I'm not stupid though


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: hmmm

Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: debatable.


Kou: HANAKO.


Nene: That was undeserved.


Aoi (girl): At least he didn't walk into the wrong bathroom.


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: seriously? That was one time!!!!!!!!


Akane (boy): One time too many.


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: ugh.

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Ghostfuckers

Natsuhiko, Sakura, serial killer in the making, Sidekick

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Sidekick: fml


Natsuhiko: u good?


Sidekick: no

Sidekick: not only do I have to do some stupid group project

Sidekick: but my partner thought I was a TRANSFER STUDENT.


Sakura: yikes


serial killer in the making: Skill issue


Natsuhiko: Don't be mean!!!

Natsuhiko: don't worry tho

Natsuhiko: this is what the frogs r 4


Sidekick: Right…

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Group Project

Minamoto, Mitsuba

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Minamoto: So, which parts of the slideshow do you wanna do?


Mitsuba: Oh so you remember me now?

Mitsuba: Just because you have that stupid traffic earring doesn't make you above the rest of us.


Minamoto: Woah?! I was just asking for help with the project????

Minamoto: Also why did you have to come straight for the earring?!

Minamoto: It's cool!


Mitsuba: Keep telling yourself that

Mitsuba: Pervert.


Minamoto: Pervert?!?!


Mitsuba: I see your tricks and I ain't falling for them!


Minamoto: I'm not a pervert!!!!


Mitsuba: Sounds like something a pervert would say.


Minamoto: YOU

Minamoto: you know what

Minamoto: can we just work on the project now.


Mitsuba: Okay fine

Mitsuba: But I've got my eye on you.


Minamoto: :/

Minamoto: Also why not just say ok

Minamoto: it's a lot less work.


Mitsuba: SHUT UP!!!

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The Gang

Akane (boy), Aoi (girl), Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom, Kou, Nene

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Kou: My partner keeps calling me a pervert 😭


Nene: You didn't say anything weird, did you?


Kou: OF COURSE NOT.

Kou: He also made fun of my earring.


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: I mean

Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: the earring is a bit dumb.


Kou: OI


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: What??

Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Who said that???


Akane (boy): Kou and Hanako are arguing in the groupchat, shocker.


Aoi (girl): it's getting a bit predictable atp.


Kou: Screw this I'm gonna go do something productive.


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Lol


Nene: He really went offline


Akane (boy): Well, that's probably my cue to leave too. See you lot tomorrow.


Aoi (girl): Goodnight!


Nene: See you tomorrow!


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: bye!

Notes:

I love these sillies.

Chapter 3: Free time

Chapter Text

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The Gang

Akane (boy), Aoi (girl), Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom, Kou, Nene

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Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom sent an image.


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Look at these losers slacking at sports.

Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: I've seen them run faster than that.


Kou: I don't see you running with them


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: That is because I have a doctor's note


Kou: How convenient.


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Wooowww

Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Are u implying that I would abuse my accommodations to get out of an activity I don't want to do?


Kou: In this case? Yes.


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: I'll have you know that I love running


Kou: Now that's definitely a lie!


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: you need to learn to be more trusting Kou


Kou: I'll never trust you.


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: :(


Aoi (girl): Shouldn't you be in class Kou?


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Wait yeah


Kou: The teacher's out printing something


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: And you scold me for slacking off?


Kou: Shouldn't you be running Aoi?


Aoi (girl): I finished my laps early.

Aoi (girl): Wait, this is annoying me


Aoi (girl) changed Aoi (girl)'s name to Aoi


Aoi: Much better

Aoi: It's a lot less confusing since Yugi changed his name


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Wait


Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom changed Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom's name to Amane


Kou: Not so fast Hanako


Kou changed Amane's name to Hanako


Hanako: This is bullying :c


Aoi: I think it suits you.

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Group Project

Minamoto, Mitsuba

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Mitsuba sent a link.


Mitsuba: Those are my slides for the presentation.


Minamoto: Woah

Minamoto: You got those done quick!


Mitsuba: And?


Minamoto: Hey man, I wasn't trying to insult you!


Mitsuba: Right.

Mitsuba: :/


Minamoto: srsly, you need to chill out

Minamoto: why don't we go to the cinema later, watch that new superhero movie?


Mitsuba: Hold on

Mitsuba: You want to go to the cinema with me?


Minamoto: Why not?

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Ghostfuckers

Natsuhiko, Sakura, serial killer in the making, Sidekick

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Sidekick: GUYS.

Sidekick: MY PARTNER

Sidekick: ASKED ME TO GO TO THE CINEMA WITH HIM.

Sidekick: Is this what having friends feels like?


Natsuhiko: Way 2 go man!


Sakura: Is this the same guy who asked you what school you were from?


Sidekick: We don't speak about that.


serial killer in the making: Wow! You're not hopeless after all! 🎉


Sidekick: Can't you be nice for once? :/


serial killer in the making: I'm nice.


Sakura: Whoever told you that was lying.


serial killer in the making: You're so mean.


Sakura: Uh huh.


Sidekick: Anyway

Sidekick: Should I go?


Natsuhiko: Absolutely!


Sakura: Go for it.


serial killer in the making: definitely


Sidekick: Thx guys

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Group Project

Minamoto, Mitsuba

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Mitsuba: Fine.

Mitsuba: Since you're so desperate

Mitsuba: I'll go with you.

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The Gang

Akane (boy), Aoi, Hanako, Kou, Nene

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Nene: God this maths class is soooo boring


Akane (boy): Right? I swear we did all this yesterday


Hanako: We did.


Nene: We should do something after school today.


Hanako: Yes!


Kou: Sorry, I've already got plans


Nene: oh?

Nene: Omg Hanako just lost his phone

Nene: gtg before I suffer the same fate


Kou: Alr, good luck 🫡

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Insert Clever Name Here

Natsuhiko, Tsukasa

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Tsukasa: Hey

Tsukasa: Wanna go to the shopping centre with me?


Natsuhiko: Y?


Tsukasa: Because I'm bored

Tsukasa: Plus we can catch a glimpse of Mitsuba's new friend :3


Natsuhiko: U know what sure


Tsukasa: Yay!

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New Group

Tsukasa, Yashiro

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Yashiro: This is Amane, I forgot my phone at school, can you tell mum and dad that I'm going out with friends?


Tsukasa: How tf do you forget your phone?


Yashiro: Tanaka-sensei took it from me and then I was taken out of class for a job

Yashiro: And I forgot to go back and get it.


Tsukasa: Loser


Yashiro: Fuck you

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Ghostfuckers

Natsuhiko, Sakura, serial killer in the making, Sidekick

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serial killer in the making: Guess what I did


Sidekick: what?


serial killer in the making: that's not a guess. :/


Sakura: Did you get jailed for murder?


serial killer in the making: Nope!


serial killer in the making sent an image.


Sidekick: Who's phone is that.


Sakura: ffs Tsukasa


serial killer in the making: relax it's just Amane's phone.

serial killer in the making: I collected it from Tanaka-sensei.


Sidekick: Are you being nice for once?


serial killer in the making: Nope!

serial killer in the making: I grabbed this purely to commit hijinks.

serial killer in the making: There's also a chance she thought I was Amane. I'm not actually sure, she just called me Yugi.


Sidekick: I knew a character arc was too much to hope for.

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Group Project

Minamoto, Mitsuba

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Minamoto: I'm here


Mitsuba: I'm almost there

Mitsuba: We should stop by the food court afterwards.


Minamoto: 👍

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The Gang

Akane (boy), Aoi, Hanako, Kou, Nene

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Aoi: @Nene where did you two go?


Nene: Well…


Nene sent an image.


Akane (boy): Why is Hanako in a tree?


Nene: He said now that he's phoneless nature is reclaiming him.


Akane (boy): Excuse me?

Akane (boy): Also when did Ao-chan change her name?


Akane (boy) changed Akane (boy)'s name to Akane


Nene: OMG


Akane: It's not that big of a deal, Nene…


Nene: No!!! Hanako fell out of the tree!!


Aoi: Is he ok???


Nene: He seems ok


Akane: It looks like nature didn't want him after all

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Ghostfuckers

Natsuhiko, Sakura, serial killer in the making, Sidekick

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Sidekick sent an image.


Sidekick: Look at these clowns.


Sakura: Seriously?

Sakura: Grabbing coins from the fountain?

Sakura: That's so sad.


serial killer in the making: It's not sad

serial killer in the making: It's entrepreneurial


Sidekick: There are probably only cents in there.


serial killer in the making: Yeah, but there's a lot of them


Natsuhiko: Hold on

Natsuhiko: Dude that picture is aesthetic as fuck


Sidekick: That's what you're focusing on?


serial killer in the making: The lighting is pretty nice


Sidekick: Guys… >~<


Natsuhiko: Don't be shy

Natsuhiko: Ur the best photographer I know


serial killer in the making: Hey I see you now!

serial killer in the making: Is the guy with you your new boyfriend?


Sidekick: He's not my boyfriend!!

Sidekick: Stop following us!


serial killer in the making: I want to make sure he doesn't hurt you.


Sidekick: Yeah right

Sidekick: You suck


serial killer in the making: :p


Natsuhiko: I'll wrangle him dw





Chapter 4: Dances and Blackmail

Chapter Text

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Ghostfuckers

Natsuhiko, Sakura, serial killer in the making, Sidekick

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Sidekick: So when do you plan on releasing the dead frogs?

Sidekick: Also how would that work?

Sidekick: Considering they're dead.

 

Natsuhiko: We'll throw them @ ppl.

Natsuhiko: Obviously.

 

Sidekick: Obviously…

Sidekick: /SARCASM

 

Natsuhiko: Rude

 

Sakura: I'd say he was fairly polite considering you want him to throw dead frogs at people.

 

serial killer in the making: come on, it'll be fun!

serial killer in the making: Just think of everyone's screams. :D

 

Sidekick: This is looking less and less like a good idea…

 

serial killer in the making: Anyways speaking of fun

 

serial killer in the making sent an image.

 

serial killer in the making: look at this nerd

serial killer in the making: thinking he'll get his phone back

 

Sakura: What are you planning on doing with it?

 

serial killer in the making: I dont know yet

serial killer in the making: maybe I'll create a series of horrific challenges for him to complete to get it back like a rat in a maze

 

Sidekick: Jesus Christ

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The Gang

Akane, Aoi, Hanako, Kou, Nene

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Kou: Hey, can I add my friend to this gc?

Kou: I promise he's nice

Kou: Sometimes.

 

Nene: Sure!

 

Kou added Mitsuba to 'The Gang'

 

Kou: Everyone meet Mitsuba!

 

Mitsuba: Hi.

 

Aoi: Hi! ^-^

 

Akane: It's nice to meet you Mitsuba

 

Nene: Hi! I'm Yashiro, but you can call me Nene!

 

Mitsuba: Cool

 

Aoi: I'm Akane Aoi. Call me Aoi though, it's less confusing that way.

 

Mitsuba: Less confusing?

 

Aoi: @Akane is Aoi Akane

 

Akane: 👋

 

Mitsuba: Damn, really???

 

Aoi: Yup! ^-^

 

Akane: Hey @Hanako did you get your phone back yet?

 

Nene: He's gone in the get it now

Nene: to*

 

Akane: Cool.

 

Nene: Anddd he just stormed out of the classroom

 

Kou: What???

Kou: Why???

 

Nene: I don't know!!!

 

Mitsuba: Who's Hanako?

 

Kou: Yugi Amane, he's in their year.

 

Mitsuba: Hold on

 

Mitsuba sent an image.

 

Mitsuba: This Yugi Amane?

 

Kou: That's the one

 

Akane: oh my god, why is he fighting Tsukasa?!?!

 

Mitsuba: Probably because Tsukasa has his phone.

 

Aoi: What???

 

Mitsuba: Yeah, he got it off of Tanaka-sensei yesterday.

 

Akane: Why???

 

Mitsuba: I don't know why that freak does anything!

Mitsuba: And they've moved the fight to the floor.

 

Nene: Of course they did

Nene: Because why not

 

Mitsuba: Tsuchigomori-sensei's shown up now

Mitsuba: Gonna dash

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Ghostfuckers

Natsuhiko, Sakura, serial killer in the making, Sidekick

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Natsuhiko sent an image.

 

Natsuhiko: Walk of shame

Natsuhiko: Walk of shame

Natsuhiko: Walk of shame

 

Sakura: What'd they do this time?

 

Sidekick: Fist fight.

 

Sakura: Typical

 

Natsuhiko: Tsuchigomori-sensei is gonna rip them 2 pieces

 

Sakura: Yup

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The Gang

Akane, Aoi, Hanako, Kou, Mitsuba, Nene

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Hanako: Got my phone back!!! ^-^

 

Aoi: Tsuchigomori let you keep it after the fight in the hall?

 

Hanako: Yup!

Hanako: He did give us detention though.

 

Nene: Hanako!

 

Hanako: It's not my fault! He has a really punchable face.

 

Akane: What am I meant to do when you roast yourself?

 

Hanako: >:p

 

Aoi: You shouldn't be punching people regardless of how punchable they look.

 

Akane: You're so right Ao-chan!

 

Mitsuba: Simp.

 

Kou: Lol

 

Akane: Shut up I don't even know you

 

Mitsuba: :c

 

Aoi: Don't be mean Akane

 

Akane: Sorry Ao-chan!

 

Mitsuba: You should be apologising to me!!

 

Akane: Sorry 🙄

 

Mitsuba: wth…

 

Nene: Anyways!

Nene: Time to focus on important stuff!

 

Nene sent an image.

 

Aoi: A dance?

 

Nene: Yep! Now that we're highschoolers, we can buy tickets!

 

Aoi: Oohhh

 

Akane: A dance?

Akane: Ao-chan, will you go with me? 😍

 

Aoi: No thanks ^-^

 

Akane: ok…

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Dumbass Freak

Amane, Kou

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Kou: Hey

Kou: You think there's a way I could get my hands on some tickets for the dance?

 

Amane: If a high schooler bought them for you maybe

Amane: why?

 

Kou: damn

Kou: I was thinking of asking Nene to go with me…

 

Amane: LOL

Amane: Really?

 

Kou: Yeah?

Kou: Why wouldn't I?

 

Amane: Be serious Kou

Amane: Why would she want to go with you?

Amane: You're a middle schooler!

 

Kou: We're practically the same age jackass!

 

Amane: child.

 

Kou: Shut up!

Kou: Who would be a better choice, you?

 

Kou: Oh my god.

Kou: You like Nene!

 

Amane: I didn't even say anything?!

Amane: No I don't!

Amane: Shut up!

 

Kou: U usually have some witty insult, but when I suggested you wanted to ask her out u said NOTHING

 

Amane: You didn't give me time to respond!

 

Kou: It was over a minute!

Kou: You like her!!!!!!

 

Kou took a screenshot of the chat.

 

Amane: KOU

Amane: You better not show that to anyone!!

 

Kou: 🙂

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Group Project

Minamoto, Mitsuba

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Minamoto: hey

Minamoto: you're a photographer right?

 

Mitsuba: Yeah, why?

 

Minamoto: Can you make pictures undeletable?

 

Mitsuba: Excuse me?

Mitsuba: That's not what a photographer does stupid

 

Minamoto: Ok but I have some blackmail I reallllly need to keep safe

 

Mitsuba: Wait

Mitsuba: I could hold onto it for you

Mitsuba: For a price

 

Minamoto: A price???

 

Mitsuba: To keep me from blackmailing them myself

Mitsuba: A fizzy drink for my silence

 

Minamoto: Fine.

 

Minamoto sent an image.

 

Mitsuba: Amane likes Nene?

Mitsuba: Damn

 

Minamoto: Yeah I'm surprised

Minamoto: It's the most normal thing about him

 

Mitsuba: That's more than I can say for his brother then

 

Minamoto: Oh yeah ur friends with him

Minamoto: What's that like? Hanako doesn't talk about him much

 

Mitsuba: He's

Mitsuba: interesting.

 

Minamoto: Really singing his praises there

 

Mitsuba: Shut up!

Mitsuba: Pervert!

 

Minamoto: HEY WHAT FHE HELL?

Minamoto: HOW was that perverted?!?!

 

Mitsuba: ໒꒰ྀི -᷅ ⤙ -᷄ ꒱ྀི১

 

Minamoto: Don't think you can use a cute emoticon and I'll forget

 

Mitsuba: Whatever.

 

Notes:

Starting watching season 2 of the anime and remembered I had this chilling in my wips, and it’s actually so fun to write so expect more at some point.
That being said, hope you all are having/had a good day :3