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The Gang
Akane (boy), Aoi (girl), Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom, Kou, Nene
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Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom sent an image.
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Look at these losers slacking at sports.
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: I've seen them run faster than that.
Kou: I don't see you running with them
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: That is because I have a doctor's note
Kou: How convenient.
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Wooowww
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Are u implying that I would abuse my accommodations to get out of an activity I don't want to do?
Kou: In this case? Yes.
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: I'll have you know that I love running
Kou: Now that's definitely a lie!
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: you need to learn to be more trusting Kou
Kou: I'll never trust you.
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: :(
Aoi (girl): Shouldn't you be in class Kou?
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Wait yeah
Kou: The teacher's out printing something
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: And you scold me for slacking off?
Kou: Shouldn't you be running Aoi?
Aoi (girl): I finished my laps early.
Aoi (girl): Wait, this is annoying me
Aoi (girl) changed Aoi (girl)'s name to Aoi
Aoi: Much better
Aoi: It's a lot less confusing since Yugi changed his name
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom: Wait
Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom changed Hanako-san of the girl's bathroom's name to Amane
Kou: Not so fast Hanako
Kou changed Amane's name to Hanako
Hanako: This is bullying :c
Aoi: I think it suits you.
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Group Project
Minamoto, Mitsuba
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Mitsuba sent a link.
Mitsuba: Those are my slides for the presentation.
Minamoto: Woah
Minamoto: You got those done quick!
Mitsuba: And?
Minamoto: Hey man, I wasn't trying to insult you!
Mitsuba: Right.
Mitsuba: :/
Minamoto: srsly, you need to chill out
Minamoto: why don't we go to the cinema later, watch that new superhero movie?
Mitsuba: Hold on
Mitsuba: You want to go to the cinema with me?
Minamoto: Why not?
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Ghostfuckers
Natsuhiko, Sakura, serial killer in the making, Sidekick
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Sidekick: GUYS.
Sidekick: MY PARTNER
Sidekick: ASKED ME TO GO TO THE CINEMA WITH HIM.
Sidekick: Is this what having friends feels like?
Natsuhiko: Way 2 go man!
Sakura: Is this the same guy who asked you what school you were from?
Sidekick: We don't speak about that.
serial killer in the making: Wow! You're not hopeless after all! 🎉
Sidekick: Can't you be nice for once? :/
serial killer in the making: I'm nice.
Sakura: Whoever told you that was lying.
serial killer in the making: You're so mean.
Sakura: Uh huh.
Sidekick: Anyway
Sidekick: Should I go?
Natsuhiko: Absolutely!
Sakura: Go for it.
serial killer in the making: definitely
Sidekick: Thx guys
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Group Project
Minamoto, Mitsuba
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Mitsuba: Fine.
Mitsuba: Since you're so desperate
Mitsuba: I'll go with you.
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The Gang
Akane (boy), Aoi, Hanako, Kou, Nene
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Nene: God this maths class is soooo boring
Akane (boy): Right? I swear we did all this yesterday
Hanako: We did.
Nene: We should do something after school today.
Hanako: Yes!
Kou: Sorry, I've already got plans
Nene: oh?
Nene: Omg Hanako just lost his phone
Nene: gtg before I suffer the same fate
Kou: Alr, good luck 🫡
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Insert Clever Name Here
Natsuhiko, Tsukasa
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Tsukasa: Hey
Tsukasa: Wanna go to the shopping centre with me?
Natsuhiko: Y?
Tsukasa: Because I'm bored
Tsukasa: Plus we can catch a glimpse of Mitsuba's new friend :3
Natsuhiko: U know what sure
Tsukasa: Yay!
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New Group
Tsukasa, Yashiro
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Yashiro: This is Amane, I forgot my phone at school, can you tell mum and dad that I'm going out with friends?
Tsukasa: How tf do you forget your phone?
Yashiro: Tanaka-sensei took it from me and then I was taken out of class for a job
Yashiro: And I forgot to go back and get it.
Tsukasa: Loser
Yashiro: Fuck you
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Ghostfuckers
Natsuhiko, Sakura, serial killer in the making, Sidekick
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serial killer in the making: Guess what I did
Sidekick: what?
serial killer in the making: that's not a guess. :/
Sakura: Did you get jailed for murder?
serial killer in the making: Nope!
serial killer in the making sent an image.
Sidekick: Who's phone is that.
Sakura: ffs Tsukasa
serial killer in the making: relax it's just Amane's phone.
serial killer in the making: I collected it from Tanaka-sensei.
Sidekick: Are you being nice for once?
serial killer in the making: Nope!
serial killer in the making: I grabbed this purely to commit hijinks.
serial killer in the making: There's also a chance she thought I was Amane. I'm not actually sure, she just called me Yugi.
Sidekick: I knew a character arc was too much to hope for.
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Group Project
Minamoto, Mitsuba
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Minamoto: I'm here
Mitsuba: I'm almost there
Mitsuba: We should stop by the food court afterwards.
Minamoto: 👍
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The Gang
Akane (boy), Aoi, Hanako, Kou, Nene
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Aoi: @Nene where did you two go?
Nene: Well…
Nene sent an image.
Akane (boy): Why is Hanako in a tree?
Nene: He said now that he's phoneless nature is reclaiming him.
Akane (boy): Excuse me?
Akane (boy): Also when did Ao-chan change her name?
Akane (boy) changed Akane (boy)'s name to Akane
Nene: OMG
Akane: It's not that big of a deal, Nene…
Nene: No!!! Hanako fell out of the tree!!
Aoi: Is he ok???
Nene: He seems ok
Akane: It looks like nature didn't want him after all
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Ghostfuckers
Natsuhiko, Sakura, serial killer in the making, Sidekick
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Sidekick sent an image.
Sidekick: Look at these clowns.
Sakura: Seriously?
Sakura: Grabbing coins from the fountain?
Sakura: That's so sad.
serial killer in the making: It's not sad
serial killer in the making: It's entrepreneurial
Sidekick: There are probably only cents in there.
serial killer in the making: Yeah, but there's a lot of them
Natsuhiko: Hold on
Natsuhiko: Dude that picture is aesthetic as fuck
Sidekick: That's what you're focusing on?
serial killer in the making: The lighting is pretty nice
Sidekick: Guys… >~<
Natsuhiko: Don't be shy
Natsuhiko: Ur the best photographer I know
serial killer in the making: Hey I see you now!
serial killer in the making: Is the guy with you your new boyfriend?
Sidekick: He's not my boyfriend!!
Sidekick: Stop following us!
serial killer in the making: I want to make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Sidekick: Yeah right
Sidekick: You suck
serial killer in the making: :p
Natsuhiko: I'll wrangle him dw