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Hi my name is Ashley Emberheart (but if you call me Ashley I will hurt you.)(an: my last name isnt actuaaly emberheart because i have good internet saftey skills! ) . I have chestnut hair that is natiraly curly and amber orbs and freckles and I am half fire genasi and half wikd elf .I am bullied all the time because I am so ugly and don’t have blond hair and blue eyes like Jennifer the cheerleader. Also I am mot stuck up like her and am super smart (straifht a student) (an: i bet you can tell !) . My mom is not nice and spends all her money on drugs and beer and my dad died even though he was sober and noce(cancer) . Any wayb I woke up this morning and put on a hoodiewith my fovariot band om it (Fig and the Cig Figs) and some ripped jeans and converse and i put my hair up in a messy bhn that was messy I went downstairs. I be t your thinking : she forgot to pit on makeup! but actually I didn’t because I donMt wear mak up!
Any ways I went down stairs and my mom said “Hi Ashley.” my mom said . “
Ugh mom don’t call me that.” I said.
“You piece of crap………… .you are good for nothing.” My mom said angrily. “Any way we are short on money for drugs and beer so I had to take drastic measures.” My mom said evilly. Suddnyl I heard a knock on the door……….it was……… Fig and Gorgug from popular punk-rock band Fig and the Cig Figs! ?!?!?!?!?!?
“Wow, I can’t believe this! I said . I could’nt believe it! “Wait……… why are you guys here?” I said
“Were here to pick you up ! Our manager asked us to take you to comd live with us becaus eyour joining the band !” Fig said happily .
“Oh and our manager told us to give you thisfor sum reason Mrs Emberheart.” Gorgi said nicely handing her big a bag with a Big money sign on jt.
“Thank you Gorig but i am nott married actually my husband died(cancer).” My mom said. I codnt beloeve it ! My mom never said thankyou in her life!!!! She took the money bag and drank her beer lajghing evilly.
Fig looked at me with her beautiful amber orbs (just like mine) and said “you myst be Ash.”
I said “omg you called me Ash ! No one calls me that .”
She chuckled nad said “Yah. It suits you.”
I smiled but then I frowned. “Wait, but all I eanf is to be a normal girl! If I join you everyone will bully me for being part of the world-famous band Fig and the Cig Figs !”
“Its ok,” Jorjuj said all gentle. He was soooo sweet and handsome. “We have a bodyguard.”
“Oh ok.” I said. It was ok.
Any ways I got in there limo like in the movies and sat in the back with them and then we went to they’re mansion we’re they live.
“Wow, I can’t believe this! I said . I could’nt believe it!
“Yah it’s relaly big oh we forgot to tell tou but the Bad Kids also live here” Fih said.
“Omg!!! Im a Big fan” said I.
Then Adine and Fabian and Riz and Kristen all came down stairs from upstairs wich was also realt big and they stood in a line like in that movie The Sound if music . Then they walked out of the line cause it was kinda wierd.
“Wow, I can’t believe this! I said . I could’nt believe it!
“I forsee that you will like it here,” Adiane sad becaus eshe was the Orcale. “No way!” I said but I ACUALY Belived her (an: whoa sorry abt the caps idk what happened) .
Then we had a big party and Fabian adn Kristen danced and Riz was solving a mystery because hes really smart and I was a little sad even though I was excited. “I am a little sad even thiuh I am excited,” Isaid.
“Why?” Riz asked inwuisitively.
“Because my mom sold me to you guys and I thinj thag’s kinda rude of her.”
Then everyone was quite.
“What is it.” I asked.
“Wait……………….she sould you to us?!?!?!?!?” Said Kristen. She was all ways conerrd about human trafficking.
“You guys dint know?” I asked all confused.
“No……we didn’t. If we did we definitely would not of done anything becaus that's so messed up !” Fabian said angrily.
“Yah our manager didnt tell us anything really about what was happening…..” Gongug said. I believed him because he was so nice.
“Thanks guys. You are so nice.” I said crying my eyes out.
Fig was so quite for some reason so I askd her what was wrong. “Nothing…… I just think your so pretty and I wanted to kiss you tonight but now I can’t because your sad……… and I respect boundaries.” I couldn’t believe it! Fig of groundbreaking punk-rock band Fig and the Cig Figs wanted to kiss…….. me!?!?!!?!?!? But I was just a normal girl with walnut hair and golden orbs and freckles and natural curls!!! Not even blue orbs and blonde hair like Jennifer!!!!!! I couldn’t believe it.
“Well…… I understand but you can kiss me tomorrow. Personal boundaries or the act of setting boundaries is a life skill that has been popularized by self help authors and support groups since the mid-1980s. Personal boundaries are established by changing one's own response to interpersonal situations, rather than expecting other people to change their behaviors to comply with your boundary.”
“Wow your really smart” Fig said. “That was so meaningfull.”
“Yah thanks.” I said.
Any way them we all partied the whole night and then in hthe morning I said “Hey Fig………….will you kiss me?”
And then she aaid “Yah.”
Across the kitchen island was a girl with eyes that held worlds of wonder, golden with the promise of the future. A beautiful mystery. Someone I could spend my whole life with in one beat of her heart. A moment ago she was galaxies away, impossibly distant, impossibly unknown. A collision of souls, a collision of lips, two became one and forever entwined.
“Wow your a good kisser.” Fig sais.
“Really?????” I gigled. “Ive never kissed anyone before….”
“Oh you could of fooled me !” Fig said.
Any way we kissed again and it was soooo magicaland then everyone clapped.
“Oh btw we won’t ever let youre mom come close to you ever again!” Everyone said.
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“Fig, is this, like, a real thing? A fan actually wrote this?”
“Yeah! Kristen sent it to me this morning! This is the best day of my whole life, dude.”
“I feel like I need a second to just… process this. Maybe ten.”
“No, bask in its glory, Gorgug. Bask in it.”