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Minecraftia High: Love and Mayhem (DISCONTINUED)

Summary:

(I've lost most of my motivation to write this chatfic, plus it is pretty outdated too. I do still write chapters sometimes, so there's a very tiny chance I'll continue posting it once I finished the story. IF I even finish the story in the first place.)

An MCYT highschool chatfic with some romance, a couple of siblings, and most importantly: CHAOS

Featuring: Hermitcraft, The Life Series, Empires, The Realm, and Lifesteal!

Has dialogue from chapter three onwards

I only ship the characters! I would never ship the creators excluding if they are actually together irl

Chapter 1

Notes:

Welcome to my first fanfic! You could call me Crystal or Trixx and my pronouns are anything but he/him!

Since I still haven't fully figured out how AO3 works, some stuff would may break. Also please tell me any tags that I should add!

Some warnings: a LOT of typos, characters are most likely ooc

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

(09.01PM) (04-07)

Grian Xelqua made a group chat!
Grian Xelqua renamed the group chat into "Class HC-10"
Grian Xelqua added Pearl Xelqua, Scar Goodtimes, Mumbo K. Jumbo, +21 more to "Class HC-10"
Grian Xelqua changed their name into G-Man

G-Man: hello fellow classmates!

Xisuma Void changed their name into X

X: I thought I was the one who was going to make the gc?
G-Man: welp ur to late
Keralis: *too

Gemini Tay changed their name into Gem

Gem: we dont care bout grammar
Gem: right grain?
G-Man: who is thi grain character?
Gem: just look at yiurelf

Scar Goodtimes changed their name into Scar
Pearl Xelqua changed their name into Pearl
Joel Beans changed their name into Joel

Joel: hello
Joel: i'm new
Pearl: joel u know who we r
Joel: no i dont :(

Bdouble O. changed their name into Bdubs

Bdubs: y arent u guys sleeping
Bdubs: its 9.03 PM
Joel: tomorrows sturfay
Gem: sturfay?
Joel: SATURDAY FOR GODS SAKE
X: I agree with Bdubs
X: Sleep children
G-Man: u should sleep to dad
X: I havent beaten the dad allegations have I?
Pearl: luve with it x

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(03.00AM) (05-07)

"Skyblings"

Big Man Jim: ynis the light of pearls room on?
Pearlescent: sleep
Big Man Jim: no
Big Man Jim: im old enough to not sleep :(
I like scarred men: ur still the youngest
Ren's: n im still the oldest
Ren's: so u all sleep
Pearlescent: u should sleep 2 martyn
Ren's: im kn a date with ren
Big Man Jim: GET A ROOM!
Ren's: u, tango, and scott should get a room
Big Man Jim: WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING
Ren's: just sleep u all
I like scarred men: im already trying 2 but ur guys keep making notifs n waking me up
Ren's: cant u mute?
I like scarred men: fine
Pearlescent: shut up everyone

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(6.12AM) (05-07)

"Class HC-10"

Gem: JOEL
Joel: NO
Gem: YES
Joel: NO
Gem: YES
Ren Dog: SHUG IP
Joel: NO
G-Man: dont shut up
G-Man: i wanna see whats going on

Ren Dog changed their name into Ren

Gem: JOEL STOLE MY SNAIL
G-Man: GIVE GEM HER SNAIL BACK
Joel: OR WHAT?
G-Man: ILL SAY TO THE PRINCIPAL THAT UR BULLYING US
Joel: DONT SAY THAT
Joel: ITS ONLY BEEN A WEEK

Cleo Zombie changed their name into Cleo

Cleo: how does joel have gems snail when we r not atshool?
Gem: HE STOLE IT YESTERDAU :(
Gem: i only realized now that he stole iy :(
Joel: y is a snail important to u
Gem: ITS MY PET
Gem: OFC ITS IMPIRTANT TK EM
Keralis: *important to me
Gem: SHUT UP OTHER DAD
X: Wait what
Joel: I WONT GIVE IT BACK UNLESS U GIVE BACK MY LIZZIE SCLUOTURE
Gem: I DONT HAVE IT ON ME
Gem: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID I DONT HAVE IT???

Etho Slab changed their name into Etho

Etho: what did i waje up to?
Joel: FINE IM GIVING BACK UR SNAIL
Pearl: just scroll up znd read it lazy man
Joel: BUT HELP ME FIND MINI LIZZIE :(
Gem: FINE

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(8.55AM) (05-07)

"LS-6 BABY"

The Deadly Clown added Hannah Rose, Chief XD, Kaboodle Pierce, +5 more to "LS-6 BABY"

The Deadly Clown: y havent u people added the new people
Parrot: y an i stikk here
The Deadly Clown: and y r parrot and barnzy still here

The Deadly Clown edited "and y r parrot and barnzy still here" into "and y r parrot and branzy still here"

Kaboodle Pierce changed their name to Kab

Kab: u seriously just edited that so that u splede btanzy's name forrectly
The Deadly Clown: y r u spelling stuff so badly
Kab: *shrugs*
The Deadly Clown: NO ROLEPLAYING IN CHAT
Kab: U ARENT MY MOM
Parrot: I'mma just leave rq

Parrot left "LS-6 BABY"

Spoke: OH HELLO NEW PEOPLE
Minute: y didnt u add them when i told u 2
Spoke: I said "why dont u do it urseof"
Minute: ....
Minute: GODPBYW BRANZY AND VI

Minute kicked Branzy from "LS-6 BABY"
Minute kicked Vitalasy from "LS-6 BABY"

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(10.10AM)(05-07)

Tubbo Minecraft made a group chat!
Tubbo Minecraft added Pangi, Zam Prince, Scott Smajor, +38 more to "unnamed group chat"
Tubbo Minecraft changed their name into Tubbo

Tubbo: HELLO EVERYONE
Tubbo: I HAVE FINALLY MADE THE DRAMA CLUB GC
Tubbo: WOOOO
Scott Smajor: shut up

Scott Smajor changed their name into Smajor
Bad B. Halo changed their name into BBH
Clown Pierce changed their name into Clown
Sykkuno changed their name into Sykk

Clown: what do we name the gc?
Tubbo: idk
Smajor: i mean
Smajor: most of our plays are about "The Realm"
Smajor: so what if we name the gc just that?
Aimsey: sure
Aimsey: y not

Smajor renamed the group chat into "The Realm"
Foolish Gaming renamed the group chat into "THE KINGDOM OF FOOLS"
Foolish Gaming changed their name into KING FOOLISH

KING FOOLISH: THIS IS THE KINGDOM OFFOOSL AND THIS IS YOUR IING SPEAKING
BBH: SHUT THE FRIK UP
KING FOOLISH: I AM YOAUR KING
KING FOOLISH: HOW DARE YOU SAY WHT I SHALL DO?
BBH: Try spelling stuff correctly and I will have a tiny bit of respect for you
Tubbo: could u not respect him at all?
Tubbo: its cute that u guys are still enemies outsids of rp
BBH: WHAT
KING FOOLISH: WHAT THE [ _ ]
BBH: Oh glad that swear words are turned off
Smajor: [ _ ] [ _ ] [ _ ] [ _ ]
Tubbo: SCOTT
Smajor: it's fine
Smajor: juzt checking
Pangi: wait
Pangi: phuc
Pangi: syitz
Pangi: HAH
Pangi: YOU CAHT STOP ME FROM SWEARING
Smajor: u little son of a beach
Tubbo: GUYS STOP

Philza Minecraft changed their name into Crowfather

Crowfather: Do you guys want to meet Lady Death again?
Tubbo: DO NOT PULL KRISTIN INTO THIS
KING FOOLISH: can someone tell me why the lights for the drama club room on?
Aimsey: checking stuff
Aimsey: with sneeg
Aimsey: but his phone was taken by the teachers

Owenge Juice changed their name into Jester

Jester: why was i taken?
Pangi: u were taien????
Jester: *it
Pangi: ok
Aimsey: bcuz he was allegedly playing with it during class
Aimsey: thiugh he said he was just cheking a call
Aimsey: that was from his mom
Aimsey: so ms tate gets an f
Tubbo: afred
Smajor: alfred
BBH: agreedk aimee

BBH renamed the group chat into "The Realm"

BBH: though i dont agree with anything sais by foolish
Sykk: just saw him being scolded by a teacher in a hall
Aimsey: L's

Tubbo changed KING FOOLISH's name into justafoolishguy

Smajor: perfect name for him
Smajor: perfect name :)

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(02.34PM) (05-07)

"Flower Ranchers 🌷"

Poppy: guys j forgor tomention
Petal: WHAT
Petal: WHATS GOING ON INSIDE UR LIFE
Rancher: scott let him explain plz
Poppy: my siblinsg think we r dating
Poppy: do i tell them?
Petal: ur choice, honestly
Petal: ur still cute whatever yiu choose
Poppy: hbygguedhidhiend
Rancher: scott.
Petal: tango.
Poppy: stop fighting for me guys geez
Rancher: would they tell other people tho
Poppy: nope
Poppy: even you guys dont know who grian has a crush on
Poppy: or who martyns dating
Petal: MARTYN'S CATING????
Poppy: yep
Rancher: honestly js tell them
Rancher: if they promise not t9 tell anyone
Poppy: they wont :)
Rancher: good.

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(02.40PM) (05-07)

"Skyblings"

Big Man Jim: guys i have a confession
Ren's: ur dating wwuth scott and tangp?
Big Man Jim: yes
Big Man Jim: that
I like scarred men: hinestly is it mucn ofa suprise?
Pearlescent: nope
Big Man Jim: hate u guys
Ren's: lov3 ya too!

I like scarred men changed Big Man Jim's name into Poppy

Poppy: how do you kno2 that nickname
Poppy: HOW DO YOU K OW!?
Ren's: he read ur phone once jim
Ren's: found out abt your flower ranchers fhat thingy
Ren's: witha flower jn it's name
Pearlescent: dont suddenly just tell him the truth >:(
Ren's: ur younger thn me
Ren's: ur not allowed to tell me to do anything
I like scarred men: martyn if ren asked you to kill yoruself would youdo it?
Ren's: ofc
Poppy: WHAT?
I like scarred men: knew it

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(03.17PM) (05-07)

"Royalty"

Lady Katherine: so you guys are just going to live on with your lives and forget our friend group?
Oli the Music Man: my new highschool sucks ass
Sheriff/Codfather: oli dont swear
Princess Gem: why arent we continuing our roleplay tho?
Scott of Rivenchromia: idk
Scott of Rivenchromia: ask @Goblin Count Fwhip
Goblin Count Fwhip: well
Goblin Count Fwhip: my computer is broken and cannnot be fixed
Goblin Cound Fwhip: and my oarents wont buy me a new one
King Joel: well that sucks
Axo-kitty: can anyone make a new server or smth?
Scott of Rivenchromia: id want to
Scott of Rivenchromia: but even if i did i would be too busy to be online
Scott of Rivenchromia: and if im not online that much then theres a high chance for viruses
King Joel: my devices arent strong enough
Axo-kitty: ^^
Oli the Music Man: ^^
Farmer Pearl: ^^
FalseSymmetry: ^^
Princess Gem: fine then

Princess Gem renamed the group chat into "Royalty (On Hiatus)"

Farmer Pearl: i guess that makes sense
Farmer Pearl: tho it kinda stings for it to be in the gc name
Goblin Count Fwhip: ill try to work on something
Goblin Count Fwhip: dunno how long it will be fho
Scott of Rivenchromia: ill help you
Lady Katherine: great
Lady Katherine: no i wasnt being sarcastic there
Lady Katherine: meating adjourned

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MythicalSausage: "meat"ing?
Farmer Pearl: SAUSAGEEE

Notes:

Explanation for the drama club: Philza is a college student who teaches the highschoolers in the drama club. Once, when Philza couldn't teach them, Kristin became the substitute. Everyone thought she was chill (being a substitute and all), but instead she was more stern than Phil (ooh that accidentally rhymed), earning the title Lady Death. I actually have no idea how to encorporate that info into the story so yeah it's here

I like scarred men is Grian
Ren's is Martyn

Axo-kitty is Lizzie
Sheriff/Codfather is Jimmy

Petal is Scott
Rancher is Tango
Poppy is Jimmy