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1. Totally Fine, Definitely Fine by GlitteringStrawberries (TheOtherXOPrincess)

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   01 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
   • Kyle Broflovski/Shelley Marsh
   • Stan Marsh & Kenny McCormick
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Stan Marsh
   • Shelley Marsh
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Randy Marsh
   • Gerald Broflovski
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Ike Broflovski
   • Nichole Daniels
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • Craig Tucker
   • Dramedy
   • Arranged Marriage
   • Love Triangles
   • Affairs
   • Sexual Tension
   • Sexual Content
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Depression

   Summary

   • Step one: Marry the ice queen.
   • Step two: Keep the press and their parents happy.
   • Step three: Definitely do not sleep with her freeloading brother.

   Too bad Kyle Broflovski is already failing at all three. He’d thought that an arranged engagement to It-Girl Shelley Marsh would solve his problems. Now he’s waltzing through wedding plans he doesn’t want, with Stan Marsh happily sabotaging his sanity and Shelley looking ready to murder them both in cold blood. High society has never been this low.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   65,150

   Chapters:

   15/16

   Comments:

   26

   Kudos:

   91

   Bookmarks:

   15

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