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1. A Match made in the Stars by Nights0ng for CozyCryptidCorner

   Fandoms: Original Work, exophilia - Fandom  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   02 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Original Female Character(s)/Original Non-Human Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s)
   • Monster/Reader
   • Reader
   • Original Human Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Non-Human Character(s)
   • Original Alien Character(s)
   • drider - Character
   • Human/Monster Romance
   • Misunderstandings
   • Matchmaking
   • Exophilia
   • drider
   • Smut
   • Eventual Smut
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy

   Summary

   Tlaloc wanted a specimen for his taxidermy collection.

   Enya wanted a partner for life.

   Through the Starstruck Intergalactic Matchmaking Agency, they both got exactly what they asked for… or so they think.

    

   I find blatant confirmation bias and hilarious misunderstandings irresistible, so here we have it.
   Little does our confused alien know he signed up for a mail-order bride instead of a display specimen. And little does the to-be-bride know he’s dead serious when he talks about “stuffing her good.”

    

   Very awkward alien flirting, basically.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,470

   Chapters:

   2/5

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   21

   Bookmarks:

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