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    “Have you ever found Draco attractive before?”

    Harry pauses. “No,” he says.

    That’s a lie, of course. To say that the thought has crossed his mind is reductive. There are only a handful of times you can think about the beauty of your mortal enemy's hair without making it gay.

    - - -

    Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy walk into a bar. And, before that, they walk into the British Auror headquarters. Chaos ensues.

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