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BBAL_Drayton has created the group chat
BBAL_Drayton has added BBAL_Lacey, BBALC_Kieran, BBAL_Crispin, BBAL_Amarys, BBA_Carmine to the group chat
BBAL_Lacey: ?
BBAL_Drayton: one sec
BBAL_Drayton has changed their name to Drayster
BBAL_Crispin: hey guys
BBAL_Carmine: why am I here? I told you I don’t have time for league stuff.
Drayster: emotional support
BBA_Carmine has left the group chat
Drayster has added BBA_Carmine to the group chat
Drayster: you came by last night to see our kiki so ur involved too
BBA_Carmine: ugh fine
Drayster: crisp my man
Drayster: did you see anyone else in the club room after the meeting last night?
BBAL_Amarys: No. I locked the door after we left.
Drayster: thank you amarys
Drayster: looks like we’re just missing our champ
Drayster: whatever
Drayster: he can catch up
BBAL_Crispin has changed their name to CrispinIt
Drayster has sent an attachment.
[Attachment contains 6 volumes of a salacious Boy’s Love manga series called Serving Love. The top cover image is of two men embracing as they chop celery together in an industrial kitchen. Drayton is in the foreground, posing with them triumphantly.]
Drayster: someone left this fine literature in the clubroom last night and I want to be sure it goes to the appropriate person
[Several people are typing.]
CrispinIt: WHOA
BBAL_Lacey: Drayton, you need to put those up somewhere. We could get in trouble.
BBAL_Carmine: OMG
BBAL_Lacey: I’m serious, put those away.
BBAL_Carmine: @BBAL_Kieran explain yourself
CrispinIt: DUDE IT’S KIERAN’S???
BBAL_Amarys: It’s mine.
BBA_Carmine: you hate yaoi!! no it isnt!!
Drayster: you guys talk about that?
BBAL_Amarys: My tastes changed. It’s mine.
BBA_Carmine: bullshit
BBA_Carmine: don’t cover for him
BBA_Carmine: KIKI
BBALC_Kieran: Do not message me until it is on official league business.
Drayster: wydm this is league business
Drayster: they were left after yesterday’s meeting
CrispinIt: Dude let me borrow those
BBALC_Kieran: Crispin.. They’re not mine.
CrispinIt: well whose are they???
BBAL_Amarys has changed their name to Amarys
Amarys: They’re mine. No, you can’t borrow them.
Drayster: nah im not buying that amarys
Drayster: you wouldn’t have left them behind first of all
CrispinIt: drayton has a point
BBAL_Lacey has changed their name to Lacey!
Lacey!: What does it matter? Drayton you’re just putting whoever that belongs to on blast and it’s not right!
Drayster: its ok lacey i promise
Drayster: were all friends here
Drayster: which brings me to my second point
Drayster: I found them where crisp and kiki were sitting
BBALC_Kieran: That doesn’t prove anything
Drayster: crispin doesn’t seem the type so that leaves one suspect
BBALC_Kieran: Leave. Me. Out. Of. This.
CrispinIt: kieran bro it’s ok!! nobody’s gonna judge you for leaving your books behind
CrispinIt: just let me borrow them
BBALC_Kieran: They’re not mine!!!
Lacey!: Y’all mind if we discuss this on our personal accounts instead of our school accounts?
Amarys: This issue has been resolved. Return them to me after next period, Drayton.
BBA_Carmine: rys nobody believes that
BBA_Carmine: are any of the pages dogearred?
BBA_Carmine: kiki does that to my stuff and it drives me crazy
Drayster: ill check
BBALC_Kieran: Lots of people do that!
Drayster: hmmmm
Drayster: they seem like theyre in perfect condition
BBALC_Kieran: told you, sis
Drayster: maybe they’re brand new?
Drayster: no wait I just found one
BBA_Carmine: they’re his
Drayster: sooooooooo theyre kikis then
Drayster has changed BBALC_Kieran’s name to DirtyBoyKieran
DirtyBoyKieran: huh
BBA_Carmine: LMAO
DirtyBoyKieran: Change my name back!!!!!!
Amarys: If you hold down your name, it should bring up an option menu where you can change it back.
Drayster: ill bring these back to you at lunch
DirtyBoyKieran: I’m serious! They’re not mine!
DirtyBoyKieran: If you spent half as much time training as you do getting into other people’s business, maybe your team wouldn’t suck.
DirtyBoyKieran: I’ll pay you a visit later.
Drayster: <3
Lacey! has cleared BBALC_Kieran’s nickname
Lacey!: Drayton!! Stop starting fights!
Lacey!: They’re mine.
BBA_Carmine: Lacey???
Drayster: uh oh
Lacey!: I left them at Crispin’s seat. They’re about cooking so I thought he’d enjoy them.
CrispinIt: OH RIGHT
CrispinIt: Lacey, I’m so sorry! I completely forgot!!
CrispinIt: It looks sick!! I can’t wait to read them!!!
Lacey!: It’s the one with the competitive cooking arc I was telling you about. There’s some romance but you can skip those parts.
CrispinIt: What do you mean? I LOVE romance!!! :)
BBA_Carmine: is it just me or does he seem overly enthusiastic
CrispinIt: noooo i’m just normal enthusiastic
CrispinIt: trust
BBALC_Kieran: sis
BBA_Carmine: sorry haha! carry on
Lacey!: Drayton, seriously, you shouldn’t have done this. Give them back to me or Amarys and delete this whole thing.
Drayster: im deleting it
Amarys: I have all of our league account chat logs set to autosave for the archives. I’ll do it.
Drayster: oh
Drayster: we have archives?
Amarys has cleared the chat
Amarys has removed Drayster, CrispinIt, BBA_Carmine, BBALC_Kieran from the group chat
Lacey!: @Amarys
Amarys: Yes?
Lacey!: Thank you for covering for me.
Amarys: I should be truthful. I also believed them to be Kieran’s.
Lacey!: ?
Lacey!: On what grounds?
Amarys: I’ll private message you.
Lacey!: Oh! Tea. Go right ahead :)
Amarys has cleared the chat