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⋚⊹"☆We both like apple cider, but your hair be smelling like fruit punch"⊹⋛ [forsaken chatfic]

Chapter 8: Happy kinktober! Uhh c00lkidd your dad-

Summary:

Author's first kinktober and its their bday month too😱😱

Notes:

Guys, i love 007n7 harem

Also, its my birthday month!! Happy spooky month

ALSo this chapter has HEAVYYY MISCHARACTERIZATION so do not hunt me down
 ( Ĭ ^ Ĭ ) 

Chapter Text

@1ceCr3amWillFixIt!1! Has created a group chat

@1ceCr3amWillFixIt!1! Has changed the group name to "gay panik(no children)"

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1ceCr3amWillFixIt!1!: HAPPY KINKTOBER FAGS🤤🤤💦💦

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): m4y 1 45k wh4t i5 4 "k1nk" -t0b3r?

JohnDoe: it says in the name you imbecile.

It's called "Kink" for a reason i suppose.

R0LL_OR_D13!>:D: holy SHIT hes not yapping about tung tung tung sahur😨

Noli: is this THEEEE john doe talking???

BL4M3J0HN: hey, since its KINK tober...

007 wanna find a new kink w/ me🥵

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): 1'll... P455!.. Th4nk5 f0r th3 0ff3r th0ugh!^_^....

BL4M3J0HN: awh cmon..

Put dat ass up in the air where i can see it pretty boy🤤🤤

NOMNOMNOM: back up, he said no thank you already.

BL4M3J0HN: jealous much??

R0LL_OR_D13!>:D: sevy am I allowed to explore a new kink w/ you🤤🤤

Noli: quit flirting with 007n7.

Thats MY cookie.💦💦

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): c4n w3 n0t??..

1 pr3f3r b31ng s1ngl3.

Mafioso: oh baby🤤

I could remove that "single" title next to your name💦💦💦

SoilderBoii: I'll be gentle 007😈😈

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): n0t y0u t00!T^T

BL4M3J0HN: ITS COMING OUUUUTTTTT🤯🤯

FiveBigBOOMS!: GHELP, FYM😭✌️

1x1x1x1: fucking gay ass bitches feining for a single father💔✌️

R0LL_OR_D13!>:D: broncito you cant be talking💔

1x1x1x1: hm.. True true..

NOMNOMNOM: PURSUER STOP PURSUING ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Noli: pursuer says no🤯🤯🤯🤯

FiveBigBOOMS!: hwo would yk?? Pursuer is from dod newbbbb🙄🙄

Noli: im an eldritch god that coukd travel different dimensions AND the void.

Ofc i know😒💩

SoilderBoii: lier🙄👿

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): pr0v3 1t dumb455!11!

WelcomeToRoblox: gays, how much pickles do you think i could shove up 007's ass

WAIT I MEAN MY ASS CHEEKS

NO WAIT THATS EVEN MIRE WRONG I MENT HOW MUCH PICKLES COULD I USE TO BUILD A HOSUE

GloryTheSpawn:D: holy shit, what the fuxk✌️

Oops sorry, i broke character

Ahem i mean, I am baffled by such question you desire to be answered dear builderman!

Slasher: shutuhfuhup✌️✌️💔💔

Ts pmo lowk sybau🌾🌾

Noli: didnt you used to speak one word??

Slasher: yeah but author is a whiney ass bitch that has bad humour and found out they want to be a demi-girl now🌾🌾

John doe: what author are you talking about? We arent in some ao3 chatfic

Jason: ki ki ma ma

SoilderBoii: HOLY SHIT JASON???

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): j450n!!!!:00

Jason: hio

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): 1h1hh1hh111 bud! W3 m1553d y0u l0wk3yꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ*)

Jason: @Noli imagine getting ur bitch stolen by me cuz i returned, my aura is just so strong✌️

Noli: HEYYY

NOMNOMNOM: 007n7 was never his bitch anyway

1ceCr3amWillFixIt!1!: ts 007n7 harem💔💔💔

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): fuck n0 g4ng💔💔✌️✌️

Jason: blame the author

Noli: SERIOUSLY, WDYM AUTHOR??

Jason: author?... Yall dont know???

BluuYouu?? THE FUXKIN AUTHOE??
(shhh jason, you dont want to be sent back to the dark void of neglect...)

Wait i didnt say the thinsg in the "( )"

R0LL_OR_D13!>:D: wuh ohh🥹🥹💦💦💦

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): 1 w0nd3r 1f th15 4uth0r c4n d0 4nyth1ng t0 u5

BluuYouu: yeah i can, now let me watch edits of u in peace b4 i make u into a femboy

*bluuyouu has left the group chat*

ITrapped: WAIT NO TURN 007N7 INTO A FEMBOY🤤😭

BL4M3J0HN: isnt he a femboy already?

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): WH4D N00 1M N0T??

NOMNOMNOM: hes more of a malewife

Mafioso: nope. Femboy

GloryTheSpawn:D: I reckon that 007n7 is a malewife!

WelcomeToRoblox: no?? Hes a femboy I notice a bit of a curve on his chest

Matt_Dusek: why are u noticing his chest?

Hes a malwife💔

SoilderBoii: hes a femboy guys

BL4M3J0HN: YEAH

NOMNOMNOM: hes still a malewife

Noli: 007n7's a femboy

SoilderBoii: SEE?? Even the literal god agrees hes a femboy

1ceCr3amWillFixIt!1!: femboy 007n7 comfirmed????

🤤💦

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): 0k, y4ll 4r3 w31rd.

BL4M3J0HN: blame the author

Not us

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): bluuyouu stop making them debate if im Femboy or malewife.

*BluuYouu has joined the groupchat*

BluuYouu: sry bbg, but ur lowky both🤤

*BluuYouu has left the group chat*

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): i need to shoot myself.

WelcomeToRoblox: what happened to u typing kink?

I MEAN QUIRK.

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): GIVE ME A GUN.

FiveBigBOOMS!: NO NO NO

CHANCE HIDE UR GUN

R0LL_OR_D13!:D: DO NOT 7N7.

rawrz;;(≧◡≦): screams

🙄💔☹️🌾 ( ͒ ́ඉ .̫ ඉ ̀ ͒)