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1. Covalent by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Mar 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • past Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas
   • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
   • (pitch)
   • John Egbert & Vriska Serket
   • (pale)
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Eridan Ampora
   • Dave Strider
   • Sollux Captor
   • Dirk Strider
   • Trollstuck
   • Post-Sburb/Sgrub
   • troll!kids
   • Culture Shock
   • Psychic Bond
   • packbonding
   • Hemospectrum
   • Species Swap
   • Sexual Harassment

   Summary

   -- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --

   CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
   CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
   TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
   TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
   CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
   TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
   CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:B

   Series

   • Part 1 of Covalent Bonds

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   English

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