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Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight AKA Virgin Loser Kacchan
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Dynamight 💥✔️@GEMGD
great explosion murder god dynamight. dms closed + forced to follow those extras
7 following - 29M followers
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Deku 🥦✔️@Dekuu
#4 hero pro hero Deku! // business inquires: [email protected]
192 following - 32M followers
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dekuuu!! 🔒@notdekuu
people hate me because im beautiful and smart and funny and kind
7 following - 7 followers
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kacchan 🔒@kacchann
don’t talk to me. denki = BLOCKED
0 following - 6 followers
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Dynamight 💥✔️@GEMGD
I finally did it
>> Chargebolt ⚡️✔️@ChargeOfficial
omg finally!! I thought you were going to be a virgin loser forever!!
>> Alien Queen 👽👑✔️@AlienQueen
CONGRATULATIONS!!! also what did you do 😅should I throw a party??
>> Earjack 🎸✔️@JirouOfficial
I can’t believe he finally did it
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Dynamight 💥✔️@GEMGD
first of all fuck you second of all I was talking about giving Deku his suit…
>> Chargebolt ⚡️✔️ @ChargeOfficial
ohh sorry bro 😭😭😭😭 mb!!!! ❤️
>>> Dynamight 💥✔️@GEMGD
also I am not a virgin loser. I’m just too focused on hero work. And like I’ve kissed people before
>>>> Alien Queen 👽👑✔️@AlienQueen
WAIT REALLY??? HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL US I THOUGHT WE WERE YOUR BEST FRIENDS
>>>> Chargebolt ⚡️✔️ @ChargeOfficial
Ain’t no way you’ve kissed more than one person…
>>>> Deku 🥦✔️@Dekuu
Chargebolts right. He’s only ever kissed one person. And it was me when we were five.
>>>> Dynamight 💥✔️@GEMGD
HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHO IVE KISSED??? AND I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT REMEMBER IT???
>>>> Dynamight 💥✔️@GEMGD
YOURE A CREEPY STALKER AND A JERK
>>>> Chargebolt ⚡️✔️ @ChargeOfficial
LMAO BITCHLESS VIRGIN LOSER KACCHAN
>>>> Uravity 🌸@UravityOfficial
All this time helping you with your makeup for parties and the only person you’ve kissed was Deku twenty years ago? Kinda pathetic
>>>> Earjack 🎸✔️@JirouOfficial
I knew it
>>>> Dynamight 💥✔️@GEMGD
Why is everyone being so mean to me today
>>>> Dynamight 💥✔️@GEMGD
Also Deku next time I see you I’m beating your ass
>>>> Deku 🥦✔️@Dekuu
Okay Kacchan!!! I'd love to train with you!! (๑☆‿ ☆#)ᕗ
>>>> Chargebolt ⚡️✔️ @ChargeOfficial
“Why is everyone being so mean to me today” “Deku next time I see you I’m beating your ass”
>>>> Red Riot 🪨🤘@RedRiotOfficial
“people” more like “person”
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TRENDING
#VirginLoserKacchan
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Dynamight 💥✔️@GEMGD
now look what you’ve done asshole
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not a refrigerator @refrigoratorn1
Wait Dynamite is a virgin??? I would’ve thought he’d be a fuckboy by the way he acts but apparently #VirginLoserKacchan
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bitch mcbitchface @delicateroses
LMAO “why is everyone being so mean to me today” LIKE YOU KNOW WHY
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chargebolts left eye @username29382
There’s no way someone with that build is a virgin… no way I refuse to believe it #VirginLoserKacchanIsFALSE
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DYNAMIGHTS WIFE 💥❤️@dynawife69
CMON DYNAMIGHT ILL FIX YOUR PROBLEM #NoLongerVirginKacchan
>> dekuuu!! 🔒@notdekuu
Creep. Back off. He’s mine.
>>> uraraka ☁️🎀 🔒@noturaraka
You’re getting so defensive and he’s not even yours… (she’s being really weird tho I agree)
>>>> dekuuu!! 🔒@notdekuu
he’s gonna be mine soon… 😈😈😈
>>>> uraraka ☁️🎀 🔒@noturaraka
1)cringe af 2) once you learn how to flirt 💔
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person @username29381
Is anyone not surprised he’s a virgin?? like look at the way he acts towards anyone who tries to flirt with him
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only person with common sense in this entire fic @kitkatsnack
Maybe he just chooses to remain a virgin. And anyways we shouldn’t be judging people based off of sexual experience ゝ◡╹)ノ♡
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name of person @2938282
Is he asexual? Cuz there’s no way at least a few haven’t offered…
>> AVII // Commissions CLOSED ❤️@aviidoesnotread
I wouldn’t be surprised tbh
>> person @personperson
nah he’s def asexual if he hasn’t had sex yet. hundreds would throw themselves at his feet for a chance
>>> i have no creativity ❤️ @schoolsucks97
or maybe he just wants it to be special? despite the fuckboy rumors he might not be into one night stands
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BREAKING NEWS: Fuckboy Pro Hero Dynamite Reveals He’s A Virgin—And His First Kiss Was Deku?!
SCANDAL: Pro Hero Dynamite is a #VirginLoseKacchan? Here’s what the internet thinks!
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Dynamight 💥✔️@GEMGD
Why are people trying to turn me not having sex into a scandal?
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dekuuu!! 🔒@notdekuu
What I wouldn’t do to fix his issue….
>> uraraka ☁️🎀 🔒@noturaraka
you’re so horrendously down bad
>>> dekuuu!! 🔒@notdekuu
I CANT HELP IT HES SO HOTTTT ASFJWOAJQA
>>>> dekuuu!! 🔒@notdekuu
Also you’re the same with Toga DONT LIE
>>>> uraraka ☁️🎀 🔒@noturaraka
sssssh 🤫