Chapter 1: the beginning of a new world
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Amy saw San
her eyes went red
her alpha came out... her monster side
the only thing that calms her
san's cake
boing boing boing
plap plap plap
san moans
the climax
it comes
Chapter 2: To birth, or not to abort, that is the question
Summary:
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Notes:
My very highly requested sequel, i have had so many kittens in my discord server begging me for part two of their favourite smut to wank their little kitties to
here you go...
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As the climax came, so did the fishies
Straight to San's sweet omega womb.
Amy's eyes darkened, back to normal
Her omega. sweet, sweet omega
Stinking of that amorous scent of preggo
His legs spred, his face scrunched up
he moaned, he came
slick leaking from him to let the baby slip n slide out
just like grammy back in the 80's.. oh how she missed her hip
Pull, pull, pull
Push, push, push
The baby
it erupts
Amy Maroney lights up like a wet match
her eyes turning a fatherly maroon
"Its Baby Baloney"
She screamed, as her words blew up the room
The baby giggled freakishly, the clock ticking like a bomb
Before the baby exploded, and decapitated it's mom
Blood, blood , blood
Boom, boom, boom
Baby Baloney, bringing life to the world anew
Jesus incarnate, the child of God
As Amy Maroney looked up from the fog
Satan's eyes stared down the glorious child
As a develish roar comes from the wild
Chapter 3: The child of God comes from Satan's sperm alone
Summary:
The divine being will return life to it's mother after gifting it the forbidden knowledge of the world, San shall descend once more, but first he shall face the fire of a thousand souls
Notes:
reference
San = currently decapitated
Amy Maroney = Alpha Satan
Baby Baloney = Jesus Incarnatehi meg !
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Baloney's shrieking cry was the only audible thing in the silent hospital room
Amy's eyes glew red, but softened at her omega son's sobs
If satan could love the son of God, who knows what else could occur
San's corpse pulsed blood, his still beating hart slowing to a stop
Just like his father's glow, Baloney glew harder and harder
Bling, bling, bling
The room was entrapped in a casket of light
The cacophony of songs ringing from the heavens
San's head was resotored, albeit backwards, in an act of penance from his son.
The first thing he noticed, a flame ignited in his now virgin abdomen
He gasped, Amy Maroney perked up at the familiar scent.
Blood.
The scream that shook the room shattered every window, but the mirrors still remained, despite their similar constitution.
The period.
It came.
Bent over, half dead
Shackled by the weight of his uterus
He sobbed as the pool of red beneath him grew
The constant burning and stabbing left him no reprive />
As his baby giggled sickly from his husband's arms
Amy Maroney licking her lips at the amalgamation of steamy, fishy, moist scents of iron and dead skin cells.
Her monster side didn't emerge, no
instead her demon side reared its wild head
Losing control of her senses, she fell down upon all fours, crawling in a crab like manner, and lept onto the bed.
Baby Baloney sat upon her back like a rider taming it's horse, as she ripped through the sheets with a desperate vigour. Spreading San's legs apart, and slurping.
Slurp, slurp, slurp
Glug glug, glug
She revelled in the taste, all other senses ignored
Her ears deaf to that daunting chuckle behind her
That creature of the wild crawled out of its dark hole
the devious chuckle
Of Sans undertale
Chapter 4: The Soliloquy of Sans Undertale
Summary:
BABY BALONEY GETS POLITICALLLLL WHAT
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"Oh on this wonderous night
The child of god has been reborn,
to his deformed mother and satanic father
and only one thought pulses through the son's mind"
the ominous blue glow lasered directly onto the child, as it floats into the air
all five limbs splayed out as it rises
Baby Baloney, ascended.
Amy maroney is too engulfed in her wife's sweet musk to notice,
slurping and chuckling to herself relentlessly,
her joy undescribable as she relished that sweet, succulent iron
"too young, he cannot speak, so only the voice of God (SANS) may reason,
i project the son's thoughts for all to hear"
and a loud rumbling sounded from overhead,
causing a magnitude 9 earthquake
**LEAGALISE NUCLEAR BOMBS**
and then slightly quieter
**and gay marriage**
the sound so loud, it travelled to America
where the whitehouse trembled and shook
before collapsing to the floor
it was told, that all there was left in the rubble
was a sickly orange stain
no blood in it's body
just the remnants of a bad wig
and a foul rotting stench
coming from the detest in it's heart
donald trump is no more
and it is true.. that america was now great again
sans undertale let the baby fall back onto it's father
still undisturbed
and the world was left a better place
from on the bed, san moaned loudly
his eyes rolling back into his back-to-front head
the world felt clean
but his mind was dirty
he squirted everywhere
soaking Amy's face
in the typhoon of bliss
and with that, washed away her sins
just as the world had been cleansed from the evil version of annoying orange