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1. would you die tonight for love? (baby, join me in death) by JojiJofi18

   Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   01 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Regina George/Rodrick Heffley
   • Rodrick Heffley/Regina George
   • Regina George/Aaron Samuels
   • Regina George & Cady Heron & Karen Smith | Karen Shetty & Gretchen Wieners
   • Regina George
   • Rodrick Heffley
   • Karen Smith | Karen Shetty
   • Gretchen Wieners
   • Cady Heron
   • Janis Ian | Janis Sarkisian | Janis 'Imi'ike
   • Aaron Samuels
   • Damian Leigh | Damian Hubbard
   • Kylie George
   • Greg Heffley
   • Frank Heffley
   • Heffley Family
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Regina George Needs a Hug
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff
   • Aaron samuels is an asshole
   • Rock and Roll
   • 2000s
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Miscommunication
   • Lover boy Rodrick
   • Yearning
   • The bus is not there (unless someone really wants it
   • then im open to the idea)
   • Rodrick YEARNS after Regina
   • Eating Disorders
   • Anorexia

   Summary

   North Shore High has rules. Regina George wrote most of them.

   Rule #14: Never date a guy who can’t spell “responsibility.”

   Rule #15: Never, ever fall for a drummer.

   But after another fight with her ex, Regina needs a boyfriend -- fast. And the only guy bold (and dumb) enough to pull it off is Rodrick Heffley. He's the new kid, the wannabe rockstar, and the walking violation of everything she stands for.

   It’s supposed to be fake. A distraction. A statement.

   Until it isn’t.

   Fake dating or falling for the loser you were supposed to be using. It's basically same thing, right?

   Language:

   English

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