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  1. Five Times a Son of Fëanor Came in Somebody Else’s Pants (And the Time One Didn’t) by

    Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    25 Oct 2025

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    “Findekáno’s pants smelled of wild honey, stallion sweat, and something else—something that was uniquely Findekáno. Perhaps the gooseberry pie he’d sat on.”

    An exercise in answering the question: how many different ways are there, actually, to come in somebody else’s pants?

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