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Such Fragile Lives by FrostedGemstones22
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
17 Dec 2025
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Summary
“I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.
Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”
“I have a boyfriend, you know.”
Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.” He rolled his eyes.
“And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.
“Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”
OR
Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
A Queen Bee Bitch
An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
A nobody college student; and
A goddamn mature adultAnd Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.
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