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1. A Feminine Touch by scottydoesntknowshit

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   01 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Dwalin/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins/Dwalin/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Gandalf (Tolkien)
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Ori (Tolkien)
   • Nori (Tolkien)
   • Dori (Tolkien)
   • Dwalin (Tolkien)
   • Óin (Tolkien)
   • Glóin (Tolkien)
   • Balin (Tolkien)
   • Bofur (Tolkien)
   • Bifur (Tolkien)
   • Bombur (Tolkien)
   • Fíli (Tolkien)
   • Kíli (Tolkien)
   • Female Bilbo Baggins
   • BAMF Hobbits
   • Female Thorin Oakenshield

   Summary

   Female hobbits are decidedly more fierce than their male counterparts. When Gandalf arrives at Bag End, he expects one Bilbo Baggins, son of Bungo Baggins, and to easily convince (read, manipulate) the Gentlehobbit into an adventure.
   Instead, he finds Bilberry, daughter of Bungo and Belladonna, Ladyhobbit, landlady, and retired Captain of the Bounders.
   Fate turns a few degrees North, and Middle Earth will never be the same again.

   Language:

   English

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