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1. RC 7474: The World's Worst Birthday Party by madgardener (steelviolets)

   Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   07 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s) of Color
   • Legendary Badfic
   • Slapstick
   • Squick
   • Humor

   Summary

   For their very first mission as partners in the Department of Floaters, veteran PPC agent Zenith and Starfleet cadet T'Shil get handed a Legendary Badfic. During their fight for canon and sanity, they encounter the Fountain of Bleepka, technical difficulties, improvised weaponry, an emergency Cool Sword, and several explosions.

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