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1. Destiny Is A Scam and So Is This School by GAMERBLADE

   Fandoms: Merlin (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   22 Feb 2026

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   • Hermione Granger & Merlin & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
   • Merlin & Harry Potter
   • Merlin (Merlin) & Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger & Merlin (Merlin)
   • Albus Dumbledore & Merlin (Merlin)
   • Merlin & Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
   • Draco Malfoy & Merlin (Merlin)
   • Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger & Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger & Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
   • Merlin (Merlin) & Severus Snape
   • Merlin (Merlin) & Minerva McGonagall
   • Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry & Merlin
   • Merlin (Merlin)
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Severus Snape
   • Irma Pince
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Hogwarts Second Year
   • BAMF Merlin (Merlin)
   • Immortal Merlin (Merlin)
   • Merlin is So Done (Merlin)
   • Magic
   • Hogwarts
   • Professor Merlin (Merlin)
   • Gilderoy Lockhart Being an Idiot
   • Crossover
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Powerful Merlin (Merlin)
   • Merlin is a Little Shit (Merlin)
   • Harry Potter is So Done
   • Good Severus Snape
   • BAMF Minerva McGonagall
   • Wands

   Summary

   Merlin has survived dragons, destiny, kings, magic-hating monarchs, and the emotional devastation of watching everyone he’s ever loved die.

   So really, he thought, a simple trip to the wizarding world for tea couldn’t possibly be that bad.

   He was wrong.

   Now he’s somehow become the unofficial emotional support adult of Hogwarts, is being hunted by the house-elves because he keeps fixing castle structural problems himself, dealing with a basilisk situation that Merlin is “pretty sure he dealt with once already, back in the 5th century.” and trying to stop Gilderoy Lockhart from deciding that he is his "professional rival."

   Merlin regrets stepping outside...

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   29,303

   Chapters:

   34/?

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