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Narrator: The day was the same as many other except for the fact of that Alex had been telling dad jokes ALL DAY. Jax and Erica were annoyed beyond comprehension.Lets see how it turned out.
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Narrator: Erica had just got home from a family gathering and it didn't go well but that for another time. When she got to the living room she saw her two lovers Alex and Jax. Alex had the hair that usually covered his eyes tied up and pimple patches on his face, it looked like he just woke up. While Jax was just in a crop and some shorts while looking slightly annoyed. Erica wondered why?
Erica: I'M HOME (Erica said while taking her shoes of and locking the door of the apartment)
Jax: (Sitting on the couch in the living room) Welcome home love. How was the family reunion?
Erica: (Walking into the living room).....I don't wanna talk about it.
Alex: (Sitting on the floor below Jax) You sure?
Erica: POSITIVE!!
Erica: Anyways...why do you look so annoyed? (Directed at Jax)
Jax: .........Alex, dear...please tell Erica what you told me.
Alex: (Trying not to laugh) W-what did the sushi say to the bee?
Erica: ...What?
Alex: W-wasabi. (Bursts out laughing)
Erica: (Also, bursts out laughing)
Jax: HOW IS THAT FUNNY?!
Erica: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A DAD THAT CARES FOR YOU!!!!
Jax: YOU HAVE A DAD TOO!?!?!
Erica: HE WAS EMOTIONALLY ABSENT!!!
Jax: .......oh.....
Erica: ........
Alex: ....Wanna hear another joke?
Erica: ....sure..
Alex: Did you know that there are bees that produce milk not honey?
Jax: Really?
Alex: Yeah they're called boobies :3
Jax: OKAY STORY OVER.