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( Media Day in Monza )
< Max & Charles Chat >
( 02:56 P.M )
Charles
im so done
Max
why? what is happening?
Charles
you know nico r will be here for this race weekend in monza?
Max
no?
why would i?
Charles
that's the point!
i didn't knew it too but lewis is talking about this
he is saying: i can't meet him, oh no he will be there
on every break between media duties
Max
😂😂
so they still didn't talk about their "divorce"?
Charles
as you can see NO THEY DIDN'T
im so done
i want to stop listening about this on weekends when nico is here also
like OMG talk about this
Max
you know they wouldn't
two stubborn guys
so you'll be trapped with lewis talking about nico forever
Charles
max......
i hate u sometimes
Max
you actually love me:)
but what im i supposed to do?
make them talk?
make plan how to make them talk about this?
Charles
wait...
that's a brilliant idea!
let's make them talk to each other
imagine brocedes reunion
Max
wait charles
i was joking
Charles
but im not joking
im gonna make a group chat!!
i hope rest of the grid will help us
Max
group chat?
WAIT
US??
OH NO NO NO
IM NOT DOING THIS
Charles
you will sleep on couch if u don't help me;)
Max
...
ugh fine
< Mission: Brocedes >
( 03:02 P.M )
Charles added Max, Alex, George, Lando and other 14 users to group chat ( Mission: Brocedes )
George
What is this group chat?
Why I'm with Max in other group chat that is not the 2025 Grid one?
Max
can i leave already?
Charles
NO
AND LET ME EXPLAIN
Kimi
mission brocedes??
Fernando
not again
i'm not making this two talk to each other
Charles
FIRST OF ALL
how did you know what im trying to do?
SECOND
yeah thats the point of this gc
im tired of lewis complaining about nico
help me pls
help me with making them talk to each other
George
I'm out of this.
Ollie
WAIT
im in, i want to see them talk
Gabi
all of the rookies will help 🫡
we were once discussing about them
they are like: yaoi legends of f1
Kimi
fr!!
Isack
gabi is right
Franco
im here for yaoi
Charles
thank you rookies:]
what about rest?
Lando
hmmmm
what reward i will get??
Charles
me not listening about nico r again??
Lando
booooring
Oscar
Lando.
Lando
okay
we will help
Alex
george is telling me to not doing this
but im here for the drama
im in
Liam
im in too
Carlos
me too
i'll always help u mate
Pierre
and me
Yuki
thats gonna be interesting
so im in
Esteban
im in!!
Nico H.
Gabi is telling me to say I'm in
So I'm saying I'm in
Lance
im in:)
Max
i need to say im in because you will make me sleep on the couch
Charles
;3
and fernando?
Fernando
i cant belive im doing this again
Liam
wait?
who was first person trying to make them talk?
Fernando
seb
first he was third wheeling then he was trying to make them talk
in 2017
horrible idea
Kimi
why??
Fernando
they almost start a fight in restaurant in monaco
Gabi
REALLY?
Alex
imagine two f1 drivers fighting with each other at the middle of restaurant
Lando
MEDIA WOULD LOVE THIS
"f1 world champions fighting"
Charles
seb trying to make them talk makes sense..
Fernando
yeah
can i add my emotional support to this group chat?
Charles
if we know him you can
Oscar
NO PLEASE NO DONT SAY YES
Lando
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
Charles
huh?
why?
Fernando added user Mark to group chat ( Mission: Brocedes )
Max
wait is that..
Oscar
Uh
Hi mark:)
Mark
Hello Oscar
What is this?
Nando?
Fernando
they want to make lewis and nico talk to each other
Mark
Seb tried and it ended wrong
Fernando
I TOLD THEM THAT CARIÑO
Carlos
cariño?
Gabi
WAIT ARE YOU TWO LIKE
T O G E T H E R?
YOU DIDNT TELL ME
Franco
I TOLD ALL OF YOU ON ROOKIES GC
webbonso>>>sebmark
duh
Isack
i thought you're delusional
sorry franco
Kimi
BUT SEBMARK WAS REAL TO ME
George
Why Seb would be with Mark if he is married to Kimi R. ?
I mean-
Charles
MATE
I TOLD YOU THAT BY ACCIDENT
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET
Gabi
f1 drivers are gay af
Ollie
simi is real?
my parents <3
Kimi
I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IS HAPPENING
Alex
i knew it
georgie told me
he loves gossiping
Lando
what this gc is even about??
Max
you told george but not me?
fake fiancé
Charles
THAT WAS ACCIDENT
OKAY STOP
coming back to main topic
how we gonna make brocedes talk?
Yuki
you added us here without any plan?
Charles
i mean...yeah
Pierre
oh my god mate
all of us thought you know what to do
Charles
sorry 😞
i just want lewis to stop talking about nico
Kimi
let's make plan together!
Oscar
Everyone will write their ideas how to do this
Max
that's gonna be a long conversation