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1. Family Planning by gentarussy

   Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Nov 2025

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   • Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua
   • Shang Qinghua & Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Shang Qinghua
   • Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Mobei-jun
   • Luo Binghe
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Shang Qinghua & Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Friendship
   • shang qinghua is referred to as 'xiang fei'!
   • Shang Qinghua Has a Vagina
   • so does sy but it doesn't come up lol
   • ...mostly
   • Spanking
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • by which i mean there is none. no negotiation
   • Flashbacks
   • Chubby Shang Qinghua
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • sqh is insecure about his weight
   • pregnancy symptoms
   • more info in end notes!

   Summary

   “You’re a virgin,” Shen Yuan pointed out, to Xiang Fei’s rapidly despairing face. “And you’re not pure enough to deal with immaculate conception. So, you probably just have some weird nipple disease. You should go buy more band-aids.”

   “Ha, ha,” said Xiang Fei. “I have a funny story."

   Following an ill-advised affair in a convenience store bathroom with the hottest stranger he has ever met, Xiang Fei embarks on a journey with his best friend to discover the definition of "consequences".

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   • Part 1 of The Simplest Thing

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