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1. (Not) a virgin by Lefuette

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
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   • Complete Work

   18 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor & Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • One-Sided Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • obviously from Vox' side
   • Vox is Desperate
   • Alastor is a little shit
   • Humor
   • Unreliable Narration of Past Events
   • Misunderstandings
   • (on purpose)
   • Flashbacks
   • Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

   Summary

   “Hmm, I wonder about that…”, Alastor reacted, his smile fully stretching across his cheeks.
   “About what? What are you wondering about? That you’re a sad joke, that you lost your dignity, that…” Vox’ eyes grew comically large as it occurred to him what insult he had used last. “…wait, are you saying … you’re not … it can’t be!” His voice cracked, a wave of static washing over his screen momentarily. “You’re not a fucking virgin anymore?!”

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   Alastor decides to mess with Vox.

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