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Grimmauld Place, Home For Wayward Boys by Crazybooklady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 May 2026
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Summary
Following the war, the Ministry for Magic begins seizing the properties of former Death Eaters and Voldemort's followers. Aside from that there is a housing shortage due to the war. So Sirius offers for Remus to move in with baby Teddy. Then Harry and Ron move in after auror training, followed by Draco, Neville, Blaise, and Charlie. With a crowded house full of wayward boys, chaos ensues. Going into business, getting into politics, tracking werewolves, house elf rights, taking down dark wizards, and exposing corruption. You know, just boys being boys.
There are just a few rules:
1. If the child is asleep, shut the fuck up.
2. No bad words in front of the child.
3. For Merlin’s sake, clean up your own mess.
4. Everyone cooks once a week, except Remus.
5. Permanent silencing charm required on everyone’s room.
6. Silence before eight on the weekends
7. Everyone has to babysit Teddy once a month.
8. If anyone drinks Sirius’s expensive liquor it must be replaced with two bottles of equally expensive liquor.
9. Warn the rest of us if you’re bringing someone home.
10. If anyone can get Walburga to shut the hell up they are relieved of cooking duty for two months