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Odysseus never considered himself a “pervert” of any kind. At least not in public. He’s always been able to control himself, and he’s never been one to drool in public over someone found attractive. Not even his wife.
Gaze at adoringly? Absolutely. Lustfully drool like some barbaric ape? Definitely not.
All in all, Odysseus carried himself with respect in dignity.
As long as he wasn’t watching Eurylochus work, which right now he was.
Eurylochus had jobs to do everyday, just like everybody else. One of those jobs was tightening the sails to the ship to catch winds. The strong, well defined muscles in his scarred arms bulged out as he used his abundance of strength to pull on the rope. His handsome face was strewn tight in focus. His teeth were clenched, his anchor beard pulled back with the corner of his lips in strain. A common task Eurylochus would do. Seeing his sweaty and flexing biceps glisten like bronze would get Odysseus soaking enough— but it certainly didn’t help that the bastard was shirtless.
Many of his men were shirtless today. Of course they were shirtless. It was a hot day and they were hard at work. But no one was catching his eyes like Eurylochus was.
The sun’s blinding rays bounced off the broad, mahogany expanse of Eurylochus’s back. His shoulder blades drawn back and tense as he displayed his strength by drawing the heavy sail. Odysseus’s heart pounded in the confines off his chest as he watched his second in command’s strong hands grip the old rope, the muscles in back and arms flexing and contracting with every tug. Gold rings pierced through his supple nipples gleamed in the sun’s rays. Odysseus swallowed thickly, his jaw falling open in soft pants seeing Eurylochus’s back shine with sweat from hard labor.
By the gods— he was a captain! And here he was panting like a dog in the Southern Greece heat over his second in command just doing his job. How desperate could a man be?
The sight of Eurylochus’s rippling muscles was burned into his retinas. His mind rewinded and replayed memories of Eurylochus bedding him. His smoldering, gold eyes gazing into his soul as he unraveled him. His deep, smoky voice whispering sweet nothings into his ear while he buried his nose in his hair. Strong fingers combing through his brown curls and tugging on his scalp. His guttural groans creating vibrations in Odysseus’s neck as he pou—
Good gods Odysseus was a mess.
“Gods Eurylochus’s sword is really big, isn’t it?”
Odysseus nearly jumped out of his skin at the interruption, his head snapping over to the crewmate that was now standing beside him. When the hell did he even get there?—
Regaining his bearings, Odysseus blinked owlishly at the sailor. “Pardon me?”
The sailor, Aesop, turned his head to Odysseus blinking. As if he also just realized Odysseus was standing right next to him. “Oh— pardon me captain. I was thinking out loud. I just had a random thought about how big Eurylochus’s sword is.”
“His sword?”
“Well yes, it’s quite large, is it not?”
Odysseus’s attention flicked back over to Eurylochus who was wiping his brow from the sweat that had built on his forehead.
Yeah… yeah his sword is pretty damn large isn’t it? Odysseus knows better than anyone how big Eurylochus’s sword is. But how would Aesop know that? Eurylochus hasn’t bedded anyone else on this ship, he said it himself. Maybe it’s so big he couldn’t seen it through his clothes. Oh the thought of that just makes Odysseus sweat. Morning wood gets to Eurylochus and the tip of that beast just pokes through the chiton. Or Eurylochus is just lounging around in his perizoma and the massive length slightly brings down it’s confines due its sheer weight.
Odysseus needs a drink.
“Yeah… Yeah it is really big.” Odysseus mumbled out lowly, half of his mind now drifting away. Drifting away somewhere inappropriate after this already very inappropriate conversation.
“That thing must be heavy! I’m surprised he’s able to wield such a weapon so effortlessly.”
“Oh he wields it well alright…” Odysseus’s mind flooded with flashbacks to how Eurylochus would wield his length. How his length looked so heavy even in Eurylochus’s strong grasp. The blunt tip pressing against before being swallowed by his greedy entrance.
“Honestly I think he’s one of the biggest in the crew.”
“Has to be…”
“He’s definitely a great damn sword handler, no wonder he’s your second in command, huh?”
“Oh yeah… my second in command has to know how to use their sword well.”
“And it’s so sharp!”
“Damn right it— wait what? Sharp?” Odysseus scrutinized Aesop’s face, puzzled at the seemingly random description for Eurylochus’s sword.
“Well yeah? His blade is really sharp! I’m honestly shocked he’s never cut himself during a battle.”
“Blade?” Odysseus’s brow furrowed in confusion, scanning Eurylochus up and down. The cogs in his brain turned to try and figure out what the hell Aesop meant. “Aesop what blade are you talking abo— Oh— OH!” Odysseus quickly clamped his hands over his mouth in shock, his tanned cheeks going red in humiliation. The sight of Eurylochus’s Greatsword leaned against the side of the boat, left to rest while he worked, was like a bucket of ice cold water dumped on his head.
Damnit— of course! Of course he was talking about Eurylochus’s actual sword! Why in the world would a random crew member be talking about his dick!?
Odysseus felt like the biggest, most perverted moron on the planet.
“Captain are you alright?” Aesop asked in concern, his eyes tracing Odysseus’s features. To him, Odysseus looked like he had just seen a ghost. Little did he know there was no ghost, just a dirty damn mind.
Odysseus stood there for a moment as if frozen in time. Eventually he snapped himself out of his state of shock, shaking his head and waving his hand dismissively. “I-I’m fine Aesop— just fine. Don’t worry about it. I think I’m just tired— i’m gonna go lie down.” Odysseus’s words came out a mile a minute like his sentences were racing against each other. Aesop was probably looking at him like he was a damn idiot. Odysseus had to get out of here before he made himself look even more stupid.
“I’ll be back later.” Odysseus said swiftly, hoping his voice portrayed a calm composure and not the flurry of emotions stirring in his chest. He adjusted his cloak and pardoned himself, beginning to walk off. “Oh, and Aesop could you do me a favor and tell Eurylochus to come to my quarters tonight? I have something… private I would like to discuss with him.”
Aesop stood there for a brief moment, the captain stumbling over everything he said still processing. He was hardly able to register the request. “Oh— of course, sir. I’ll uh… i’ll let him know immediately.”
“Thank you, Aesop.” Odysseus turned on his heel, continuing to power walk below deck. He prayed to whatever god was listening that no one found him suspicious. Or that no one saw the sudden bump in his chiton’s skirt…
If this journey wouldn’t be the death of him Eurylochus certainly will…
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“Captain? Aesop said you wished to see me.” Eurylochus’s hand gently held the old door’s edge as he pushed it open. The wooden floor boards groaned under his sandals as he stepped inside. He shut the door behind him with a low click.
Odysseus sat on the edge of his bed, most of his accessories being discarded. His sandals were tucked underneath the bed. His captain’s cape was draped over the seat in front of his desk. Leaving Odysseus in just his white chiton. His belt was rolled up and sitting on the nightstand with his arm bands. Along with a bottle of olive oil.
Eurylochus felt like he knew where this was going.
Odysseus perked up when he heard Eurylochus, his gaze rising from his lap to Eurylochus’s stoic and professional visage. Even with Odysseus’s bangs falling over his face Eurylochus could still see what was swimming in his mis-matched eyes. A strong emotion that was only pulled from the darker parts of Odysseus’s mind when laying eyes on Eurylochus.
Hunger.
The captain rose from his bed, his calloused and bare feet softly padding against the floor as he walked towards Eurylochus. “Indeed I did.” His eyes traced every contour of Eurylochus’s muscles from top to bottom, eating him up with his eyes. His top two teeth bit down softly on his bottom lip before finally meeting Eurylochus’s eyes. “I assume you know why.”
Eurylochus’s complexion darkened ever so slightly with a blush, staring right into Odysseus’s pupils. “I… have my hunches sir.”
“Well if one of your hunches was that I wanted to sleep with you again you’d be correct. But I wanted to try something new tonight.” A gentle yet mischievous smile spread across Odysseus face. He tilted his head slightly, bangs falling further over his eyes. “I would like to be more in control tonight. As pleasurable as spreading my legs and bending over for you is, I want to try my hand. If you’re willing to, of course.”
“Uhm, alright sir. If thats what you want then it’s alright with me. But it won’t be like… the first time you took control, would it? I’d prefer not to be too exhausted to work later on.” As enjoyable as Odysseus jumping on Eurylochus’s cock, watching his eyes roll back into his head, tongue hanging out and moaning so loud Zeus himself could hear— was, Eurylochus would still prefer the ability to function when he has to work the next day.
“Oh don’t worry Eurylochus. I’m not as pent up as I was then.” Odysseus waved him off dismissively.
Debatable.
An exhale escaped from Eurylochus, as if he was exasperated when it was quite the opposite. “Well… in that case captain i’m all in.”
“Perfect.” Odysseus dragged Eurylochus further inside, wasting no time to throw him onto the bed. The air punched out of Eurylochus’s lungs as his back hit the mattress. Odysseus climbed onto the bed, straddling Eurylochus’s thighs. Eurylochus’s eyes widened when he felt bare skin touching his thighs.
“Captain— Are..” Eurylochus swallowed thickly, attempting in vain to ward off the flush in his cheeks. “Are you—?”
“Nope.” Odysseus said with much too mischievous of a grin. As if to confirm, Eurylochus took the hem of Odysseus’s chiton and took a peek underneath the skirt. Eurylochus was met with the sight of Odysseus’s very hard cock, pre-cum beading at the tip. “I didn’t want to waste too much time removing clothes. Speaking of which…”
Odysseus shimmied his way backwards down Eurylochus. The way he was moving made Eurylochus snicker a little from the funny sight. The captain stopped when he was now straddling Eurylochus’s knees and moved to lay on his stomach between Eurylochus’s legs.
Odysseus pulled Eurylochus’s underwear down his thighs to his knees. The cock Odysseus had missed so dearly sprung out, nearly slapping him in the chin.
”Theres my big boy…” Odysseus licked his lips like a hungry lion, staring down at Eurylochus like he wanted to devour him whole. The way he made eye contact with the tip that had beading pre cum made Eurylochus shiver in anticipation.
The captain’s hands ran over the large expanse of Eurylochus’s thighs. Odysseus was well aware that he himself took the cake for best thighs, but he’d most definitely say Eurylochus was a very close second.
“You are a very… delectable man, Eurylochus.” Odysseus purred out seductively, his thumbs rubbing along the dip in the inner parts of Eurylochus’s thighs.
Eurylochus felt his face warm from ear to ear. A swallow went down his throat, broad chest going up and down with each pant. “I… thank you, captain.” Was all he was able to say.
Odysseus’s scarred and muscular hand wrapped around the thick base of Eurylochus’s cock. Good gods the weight of the shaft alone has him salivating. His calloused thumb lightly pressed down and traced the veins, dragging a groan out from Eurylochus’s plump lips.
“My dearest Eurylochus…” The term of endearment slipped out of Odysseus’s lips like the most natural thing in the world. “I can’t wait to finally see for myself how you taste…” Odysseus pressed a gentle kiss to Eurylochus’s tip, much too intimate for the arrangement but Eurylochus didn’t find himself protesting.
His pink tongue began at the base, dragging up the shaft before taking the tip into his awaiting mouth. Eurylochus’s head fell back into the old pillows, biting down on his bottom lip as he felt his captain’s tongue lap at the slit as if he was licking a block of ice. The flat of his tongue lapped at the slit and swirled around the tip. Eurylochus’s fingers curled into the sheets with an iron grip. His shaft was slowly and very carefully engulfed in the wet, warm cavern of Odysseus’s mouth.
“Cap— Captain I—“ Eurylochus hissed, teeth clenching together. Gods when was the last time he actually got a blowjob? When was the last time someone was actually able to swallow him whole—
Wait.
Odysseus effortlessly took Eurylochus deep into his mouth. Despite his girth and length, Odysseus didn’t even do so much as gag. Even when Eurylochus’s tip hit the back of his throat. The moan that escaped Odysseus’s lips sent vibrations down his cock, to his balls and up Eurylochus’s spine like electricity. His narrow nose was buried in Eurylochus’s black pubes, simply inhaling the musky scent.
His hand stayed at the base, thumb gently rubbing the skin between his balls and shaft. With his tongue pressed against the underside of his cock his dragged his upwards to the tip before coming back down to the base again.
He’s too good at this.
Eurylochus had to know.
“Captain have you—“ Eurylochus sucked in a sharp breath, eyes screwing shut as he felt Odysseus rub the base. “Have— Have you done this before?—“
Odysseus slowly pulled himself off Eurylochus’s cock to speak. A thick string of saliva hung between them, connecting the blunt tip to Odysseus’s soft lips. The corners of Odysseus’s mouth curved into a small smile as his hooded, mis matched eyes gazed into Eurylochus’s.
“Eurylochus. When I had first laid with you, I said it has been a while. Not that I was a virgin.” Odysseus winked his blue eye up at Eurylochus before focusing back on what he was packing. “Though I must say… I haven’t encountered something as large as this…” It was like Odysseus was hypnotized, a size that once scared him now entranced him.
“That didn’t stop you from taking me whole first try…” Was it strange that Eurylochus was feeling kind of jealous? I mean Eurylochus was choking halfway down Odysseus and he was— what? Six? Seven inches? And here Odysseus was taking Eurylochus’s girthy ass cock first try like some kind of cock sucking veteran.
Good gods Eurylochus sounds crazy. Getting jealous because his captain can deep throat.
Odysseus chuckled, deep and honeyed. “I’m afraid it’s one of those skills that doesn’t go away with time.” He tucked a strand of his brown curls behind his ear. The hand on Eurylochus’s cock steadily moved up and down, Odysseus having a firm grip in his strong hand. The rough skin of Odysseus’s palm dragged deliciously against the sensitive skin of Eurylochus’s hard cock.
“By the gods captain…” Eurylochus grunted through gritted teeth, his eyes screwing shut. Odysseus peppered the softest of kisses along the tip and down the shaft, littering his dick with his affections. Lust, and not love, surely.
“I’m going to be honest, Eurylochus…”
“For once? Should I get a pen and paper to preserve the memory?”
Odysseus slapped him on the thigh.
“Don’t be an ass.” Odysseus’s hand slowly moved up and down the shaft, gently jerking him off. “What I mean is, Eurylochus I can’t control myself when i’m around you.”
Eurylochus bit down on his bottom lip, looking down at Odysseus who was transfixed on his cock.
“You just get me so… hot.” His hand picked up speed as he continued. “I’ve never encountered a man that could make me sweat just by watching him work. On top of that you were topless, sweating in that hot sun… good gods…” Odysseus’s tongue poked out to lick his lips that were suddenly getting dry.
“Captain—“ Eurylochus grunted, squeezing his golden eyes shut as Odysseus went faster. “H-Hold on—“
The king moved again to take Eurylochus whole, his head bobbing up and down while simultaneously working the base like a professional. Grunts and moans of pleasure involuntarily escaped Eurylochus’s lips, a familiar heat coiling in his gut. With a trembling hand, he buried his fingers into Odysseus’s thick hair, tugging on the locks causing Odysseus to let out a moan that sent vibrations right to his balls.
His tongue swirled around the thick appendage, swallowing the pre-cum like it was just water. His thumb rubbed deeply into the underside of the lieutenant’s base. He dragged his tongue up the shaft, pulling himself off just to swallow him whole again. Odysseus noticed while he was down at the base that Eurylochus did not grow body hair like he did, obviously not clean shaven but his pubes were definitely more scarce. Along with the fact Eurylochus wasn’t very vocal.
He was already aware that Eurylochus was a fairly quiet man, and even though he wasn’t being exactly quiet now, he was making a whole lot less noise than Odysseus was Eurylochus was giving him head. As in that he wasn’t babbling nonsensically like a tongue tied fool.
Little embarrassing but whatever.
Unlike when Eurylochus sucked Odysseus off, Odysseus was focused while still being relaxed. Eurylochus was so hyper focused on pleasuring his captain, eyes hard and focused on the dick he was blowing. Odysseus’s face was relaxed. His eyes were shut, his face wasn’t tense, like he’d done this a thousand times and was making sure they were both satisfied by the end of it.
“Captain—“ Eurylochus’s fingers curled into the sheets and Odysseus’s scalp. “Captain I think i’m close—“
Odysseus made a sound of acknowledgement before picking up speed, hollowing out his cheeks as he bobbed his head ln Eurylochus’s cock. The captain’s quarters became a cacophony of sounds, the sounds of slurping from Odysseus and symphony of Eurylochus’s sounds of pleasure.
“Captain captain captain—“ Eurylochus’s voice was as soft as clouds as he repeated his title like a mantra. He instinctively gripped Odysseus’s hair harder and forced him down to the base of his cock.
Odysseus didn’t even choke. He hollowed out his cheeks as he sucked and swirled his tongue like his like depended on it. The captain’s free had was placed on the junction between Eurylochus’s shaky thigh and his pelvis.
“Captain… Captain—!” A guttural, grizzly cry ripped out of the soldier’s throat as he reached his climax. Thick, white streams shot out from his tip like ropes.
The captain swallowed every drop, gulping the semen and letting the hot sticky substance run down his throat. It felt like welcoming an old friend into his mouth. He didn’t pull off of Eurylochus until he got every morsel of cum into his mouth. Until Eurylochus’s cock stop spurting the white ropes. Even when Eurylochus was finally done, Odysseus dragged his cracked lips up the now-soft dick of his second in command. As if he was trying to savor his flavor until he finally lifted his head of the tip. His tongue licked up a drop that was left on his bottom lip.
Eurylochus’s head was thrown back against the bedding. His strong jaw was pointed up, his chest heaving up and down as he panted. After regaining most of breath, he looked back down at Odysseus who was smirking at him and standing on his knees.
“How was that?”
“It…” Eurylochus swallowed thickly, shakily nodding his head. His voice was soft and breathy. “It was incredible, captain… How do you swallow that stuff?”
Odysseus shrugged casually as if it was completely normal. “Not the first time i’ve swallowed.”
“It tastes gross.”
“You get used to it. I don’t know how you stay so quiet.”
“Not everyone has a big of a mouth as you, captain.”
“Quiet!” Odysseus grabbed a pillow and whacked Eurylochus on the head with it, despite the reluctant grin on his face. Eurylochus snorted and shielded his head with his arms. “I’m supposed to be sexy and dominant! You’re ruining it!”
“You’re the one who killed the mood by hitting me with a pillow!”
“You said I had a big mouth!”
“Did I lie?”
“EURYLOCHUS.” Odysseus whacked him on the head again with the pillow, offended once again by Eurylochus’s lack of filter. Eurylochus let out a real, genuine laugh as he protected himself from the attack and playfully shoved Odysseus. Not enough force to knock him over but to force him back.
A warmth spread through Odysseus’s chest. Eurylochus’s smile was infectious, Odysseus’s lips spreading further into a wide smile as well. He rolled his eyes fondly and shook his head. “You’re terrible. Can we get back to sex now? My erection is so hard it’s starting to hurt.”
“Okay, okay. You’re sexy and dominant. I’ll just lay here and be submissive.” Eurylochus cleared his throat, rolling his shoulders and lying obediently still beneath Odysseus. Odysseus snort, grabbing him by the jaw and wiggling his head around a little.
“Good boy.” He snickered playfully.
Eurylochus’s smile gradually faltered. His cheeks darkened, the blush spreading to even the tips of his ears. Odysseus felt something poke against his thigh again.
.
“…Did you like that?”
“No. No I didn’t.”
“You did like that!” Odysseus exclaimed, laughing in disbelief. Eurylochus’s face burned like fire, flicking his head away from Odysseus. The captain smirked at his suddenly very shy lieutenant. “You like being my good boy, huh?”
Eurylochus scoffed. He gritted his teeth in a vain attempt to ward off the embarrassing. “Captain that’s—“
The second in command gasped when his chin was gripped much more firmly. Eurylochus’s eyes were forced to make contact with the heterochomic colors of the king’s— gazing at him with hooded eyes that silently demanded compliance and respect. “Say it Eurylochus. Say you’re my good boy.”
“I…” Eurylochus swallowed with an audible gulp, his mouth suddenly feeling dry. He couldn’t deny the command. “I’m… your good boy…”
The corner of the king’s lips curled into a small smirk. He pulled his hand away and patted Eurylochus’s cheek as if he was petting a dog. Eurylochus didn’t find himself too against it. “Good. How obedient, you are.” Odysseus placed an affectionate kiss on Eurylochus’s nose before moving back to straddle his lap. Eurylochus could feel the fabric of Odysseus’s chiton graze lightly against his shaft. “I think my good boy deserves a reward, no?”
Odysseus finally stripped himself of his chiton. He carelessly tossed the garment aside, his muscular body revealed to a very interested Eurylochus. Odysseus took the half hard cock of Eurylochus and raised his own hips. He carefully made sure that his cock was lined up correctly to his hole.
“I… I’m assuming you stretched yourself before I arrived, yes?” Eurylochus felt like that was going to be a common theme throughout their sexual encounters.
Odysseus merely smirked. “Smart man.” Before he slammed himself down on Eurylochus’s cock without any warning.
Eurylochus choked on his own spit at the sudden action, sputtering indignantly. “Good gods captain—!” Odysseus’s velvety inside clung tightly to Eurylochus’s cock like a warm embrace. His walls hugged Eurylochus’s length that was getting harder and harder.
The expression on the captain’s face certainly wasn’t helping his newly acquired full hard on. Odysseus’s eyes rolled back as if he was trying to look into his brain. The blunt tip of his cock most likely hit a deep spot in Odysseus which was definitely not aided by the force Odysseus applied to slamming himself down with. But the king did not look like he was in pain. In fact, anything but. He looked like he just visited heaven, and didn’t plan on coming back down anytime soon.
“Oh…! Oh that is good!” Odysseus’s lips parted into a shaky grin, his fists curling on Eurylochus’s flat stomach. “Oh my good boy… my good boy is so big…”
“Cap— Captain—“ Eurylochus hissed under his breath. His hands came up to grip Odysseus’s hips. “Don’t say such things—“
“Oh hush Eurylochus… this is too good not to appreciate!” Odysseus wasted no time to begin bouncing on Eurylochus’s dick. His back arched dramatically, the tip hitting just the right spot everytime.
Eurylochus grunted, his fingertips dug into the firm meat of Odysseus’s ass which Odysseus did not mind at all. “Captain— Ody!—“
“Ah!- Ah!- Ah!- Eurylochus! Eurylochus oh gods!” The sounds that came out of Odysseus were loud and desperate, unlike Eurylochus’s which were much softer. Odysseus found a steady rhythm that has Eurylochus’s breath turn uneven and his knees bend ever so slightly. “Ngh… hah… hah… damn it… oh gods…”
“You’re such a good boy Eurylochus… Such a good boy for pleasing your captain like this… such a well behaved boy…” A whimper managed to escape Eurylochus’s throat as he soaked up the praise like a needy sponge. His hands moved to grope Odysseus’s round and firm ass. “Oh thats it Eury… thats it… yeah…!”
“Faster captain…” Eurylochus panted out. He moved his hips best he could to meet Odysseus’s powerful bounces. “Faster!”
“Oh anything for my good boy…” Odysseus cooed like he would to a little puppy. His moans somehow got even louder in volume once he picked up the speed and upped the intensity of his bounces. His tongue lolled out of his mouth, his eyes glazed over in nothing short of euphoria.
Even the shadow that casted against the wall could perfectly depict their debauchery. Odysseus’s back dramatically arched like a curved bridge. His head thrown back in pure ecstasy. Eurylochus’s big hands gripping Odysseus’s ass like his life depended on it hard enough to leave crescent marks from his nails in the skin.
”Captain—“ Eurylochus gasped out softly, one eye squeezed shut. His mouth was slightly agape to allow soft moans to spill out. “I… I think i’m gonna—“
“Cmon Eurylochus… give it to me! Be a good boy and fill up your captain!”
Odysseus raised himself up high, nearly pulling completely off before slamming back down with all his might. Bottoming Eurylochus out inside of him.
That was what did it. With a loud, guttural groan, Eurylochus once again threw his head back and filled Odysseus up to the brim. Little beads of cum managed to seep through the small gaps and out of Odysseus’s hole, down Eury’s cock.
”Oh— gods!” Odysseus damn near whined, hunching over and gripping Eurylochus’s broad and scarred chest to stabilize himself. “Oh you’re a real good boy, Eurylochus…”
The king rocked his hips and clenched around the shaft, determined to milk Eurylochus for all he had. Odysseus slowly pulled himself off of Eurylochus, trembling as if it was below zero degrees. It was like a damn had unplugged. Eurylochus’s cum dripped out of Ody’s hole and down his thighs. But the captain didn’t seem to care that much. He only flopped down beside Eurylochus, face down in the bedding.
The two just laid there, attempting to catch their breaths in silence. At least for a little while.
“So…. Round two?”
Odysseus yelped as he was whacked with a pillow.
“Go to bed, captain.”